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May 5, 2009

King of Detroit

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Compliments of Aaron S.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 5, 2009 9:31 PM

Comments

Now, THAT's funny-

lol

Posted by: Reaganite Republican Resistance at May 5, 2009 10:24 PM

Who Owns Auto-Town, Obamessiah/Blaster

Posted by: Unicorn Fart at May 6, 2009 4:24 AM

Anyone else wanna trip that guy?

Posted by: Heather M at May 6, 2009 5:10 AM

Unfortunately, there's no way to lock them into a cage with Mel Gibson and chant "Two men enter, one man leaves!"

Posted by: V the K at May 6, 2009 5:15 AM

Heres another good one to use - Escape From Detroit - From the classic Escape From New York:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/JS1567700.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B4DBC7F29-0F43-4C1E-AD43-3E0D70710314%7D

Ok, the skinny bag of bones Obama is no Isaac Hayes, but heck, just slap his head on Hayes' body.

Posted by: Name at May 6, 2009 5:16 AM

At least TSA is still on the ball at the airports! Too bad the feds arent as good as detecting smuggled Mexicans.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090506/ap_on_fe_st/us_smuggled_songbirds

"SANTA ANA, Calif. – Prosecutors say a traveler tried smuggling songbirds into the United States by strapping more than a dozen birds to his legs and trying to walk out of Los Angeles International Airport.

Sony Dong and another man were charged Tuesday with conspiracy in an eight-count federal indictment. Messages left with their public defenders weren't immediately returned.

The U.S. attorney's office says Dong was held over for inspection at the airport when he returned from Vietnam earlier this month. Prosecutors say he had bird feathers and droppings on his socks, and birds' tail feathers peeking out from under his pants.

Three red-whiskered bul-buls, four magpie robins and six shama thrush were among the birds that are now in quarantine. More birds were found in a Southern California home."


Posted by: Anubis at May 6, 2009 5:34 AM

Not too bad for someone who started as a representative of the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Viking04 at May 6, 2009 5:39 AM

Is that Joe Biden behind the mask?

Posted by: Cliff47 at May 6, 2009 6:08 AM

Best speech ever on film was Isaac Hayes in Escape From New York:

"The Duke: They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up!
[cheering erupts]
The Duke: On the hood of my car!"


Posted by: Duke of New York A Number One at May 6, 2009 6:10 AM

Why dont they just build a wall around Detroit and toss in the Gitmo guys along with all of Americas hard core prisoners and let em slug it out in the THUNDERDOME? This would solve alot of problems and provide top notch entertainment too.

Maybe they could send in Ernest Borgnine to drive a cab around the city for atmosphere?

Posted by: Duke of New York A Number One at May 6, 2009 6:21 AM

Detroit? I heard they re-named it "New Mogadishu".

Posted by: TonyD95B at May 6, 2009 7:09 AM

LOL! Another great job Aaron!

But, shouldn't Chairman Zero's head be on Blaster with Soros' head on Master?

Posted by: Henry at May 6, 2009 7:12 AM

H eis possilby the most loathsome thing ever i mean absolultly hidious

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 6, 2009 12:00 PM

Best laugh of the day!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 6, 2009 1:18 PM