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May 4, 2009
Jimmy Carter to Help Socialist Dictator Harvest Cocaine
W is gone, but his shadow Secretary of State is still at work, undermining American interests while sucking up to hostile tyrants. Now Jimmy Carter has taken his one-man traveling circus to Bolivia, which Castro knockoff Evo Morales has been driving ever deeper into socialist poverty, while exporting cocaine to the USA and kicking our diplomats and drug enforcement agents out of the country.
Morales invited his friend to come back and help harvest coca leaves, which are made into the cocaine that poisons our streets and schools.
Noting that Morales has been to his own property to harvest peanuts, Carter said he hoped to make such a trip on his next visit to Bolivia.
Now that our enemies are in charge of our country, socialist dictators like Morales are officially our allies. By the same token, our Democrat rulers have been putting the screws to Colombia, since it is a free country at war with narco-terrorists.
On a tip from Conan.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 4, 2009 9:44 AM
Comments
Why is Jimmy smiling? That ain't a pinch of snuff in his cheek, it is probably a pinch of coca leaves.
Posted by: on-the-rocks at May 4, 2009 9:58 AM
More old farts gone wild. Senile old fart politicians, need to be quarantined in retirement villages so they decay quietly.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 4, 2009 10:17 AM
EVO Morales should change his name to EVIL Morales. Jeemy Carter should be teaching them how to grow peanuts not drugs.
Posted by: Anubis at May 4, 2009 10:18 AM
Why do I have this suspicion that Carter thinks the reward of his harvest will be sharing the fruits of their labor, a cup of hot cocoa with Morales, rather than snorting a line or two with him?
Posted by: IOpian at May 4, 2009 10:29 AM
whats so sad is the sane people die young, the insane seem to live forever.
Posted by: furballz at May 4, 2009 10:52 AM
Carter thinks the reward of his harvest
Why should he get any reward? He'd just be doing the work. Workers are just sheep to be shorn to provide for the work-shy and improvident. Ask Barack about that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 4, 2009 11:08 AM
Jimmy carter is still as stupid as he looked with that positivly stupid grin
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 4, 2009 11:15 AM
Spurwing, P.J. O'Rourke put it best:
"Grinning like a raccoon eating fish guts out of a wire brush."
Posted by: hiram at May 4, 2009 12:16 PM
I wonder if Carter's peanut operation has any connection with the 'dirty' processing facility (which is a co-op).
Posted by: Viking04 at May 4, 2009 2:32 PM
Nice one, Hiram.
Posted by: Jim at May 4, 2009 2:53 PM
morales has the grin of " I'm taking you to the cleaners."
The idiot has the grin of the unknowing willing.
"harvesting peanuts is so pedestrian compared to cocaine, heemmie. leeme tshow joo how to make real money, an poison jur merikans queeker at the same time"
ASTERIOD PLEASE.
Posted by: czuch at May 4, 2009 3:02 PM
Ain't this sort of thing illegal??? Someone needs to try this guy for treason.
Posted by: Amy D at May 4, 2009 5:28 PM
Carters new charity is called Habits for Humanity
Posted by: grayjohn at May 4, 2009 5:43 PM
Who's the guy standing in back? I wonder how long he had to keep that pose and what he had for support.
Wasn't the term "Banana Repubic" coined for Bolivia?
I never cared much for their stores, either. Only rich democrats can afford Banana Republic clothes and Che 'the maniac murderer' flags.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 4, 2009 7:47 PM
The best job carter ever had was with HABBITAT FOR HUMANITY
Posted by: Flu-Bird at May 4, 2009 9:45 PM
Morales is no dictator. He was freely elected and re-elected with the support of the majority of Bolivia's voters.
These elections were audited by independent international groups such as the OAS ( of which the US is a member) the Carter institue and the EEU.
Bolivia's constitution last year won the support of 67% of voters.
Morales, and the MAS put the interest of the mast majority of Bolivians ahead of the wealthy elite from Bolivia''s East and US corporations.
( No doubt anyone whether democratically elected or not, who puts people before profits to continue to be regarded as dictators and absolute rulers, such as the President of Egypt and the Saudi abd UAE absolute rulers as democrats)
Posted by: Luke Weyland at May 5, 2009 6:29 AM
Morales is no dictator. He was freely elected and re-elected with the support of the majority of Bolivia's voters.
These elections were audited by independent international groups such as the OAS ( of which the US is a member) the Carter institue and the EEU.
Bolivia's constitution last year won the support of 67% of voters.
Morales, and the MAS put the interest of the mast majority of Bolivians ahead of the wealthy elite from Bolivia''s East and US corporations.
( No doubt anyone whether democratically elected or not, who puts people before profits to continue to be regarded as dictators and absolute rulers, such as the President of Egypt and the Saudi abd UAE absolute rulers as democrats)
Posted by: Luke Weyland at May 5, 2009 6:29 AM
LUKE;
Most dictators ARE elected. Do elections automaticly guarentee honesty? Have you ever heard of "The People's Democratic Republic Of China"? It was once better known as "Red China", a repressive COMMUNIST nation.
Posted by: KHarn at May 5, 2009 6:47 PM
