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May 12, 2009
Countermoonbat Yard Sign
There's one benefit to having moonbats for neighbors — you can use them to draw burglars away from your own property with a yard sign like this:

Via Alain's Newsletter, on tips from Dave S and Viking04.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 12, 2009 10:03 AM
Comments
Dig the sign!
Posted by: Dave M at May 12, 2009 10:19 AM
Ooh, that's nasty -- I like it. ;)
Posted by: MooseandSquirrel at May 12, 2009 10:44 AM
I actually made a sign exactly like that and used it on a neighbor of mine that was leading the charge to close down our city's pistol range (that was installed in 1952) because of the "noise". The "noise" was tested and found to be less than background noise from cars on the street. Of course, the suck-ups on the Shitty Council closed it.
Pissed me off so bad, I put that sign up. She freaked, threatened to call the cops saying I couldn't put that sign in my yard. I told her to go right ahead. Since I never heard from the police, I suspect they just laughed at her. Silly bitch.
It's OK now - we moved. Much better neighborhood: We bought our house from a retired gun store owner, the guy up the street is an FFL holder and gunsmith, I know that 9 out of 12 homes on the street have gun owners, and several have family members serving in the military.
See, there are pockets of sane people in California.
Posted by: Henry at May 12, 2009 11:00 AM
Great sign! Maybe the moonbat neighbors will get the point... put probably not.
Posted by: Larry Miller at May 12, 2009 11:00 AM
I will put one up today!!!!!
Posted by: blue at May 12, 2009 11:11 AM
CRAPPE! this angers me because i DON'T have any moonbat neighbors!
Posted by: nancz at May 12, 2009 11:24 AM
The NRA has a recognizable sticker to put in your window to indicate that you personally carry guns.
Liberals have never fully answered the question as to why they don't have a similarly recognizable sticker indicating that they personally don't carry guns.
The truthful answer is that they depend on the high probability of someone else getting assaulted, robbed or murdered.
Posted by: Fiberal at May 12, 2009 11:44 AM
The antigun neighbor should have a sign in the front window of their house reading HI IM A UNARMED ANTIGUN GRANOLA MUNCHING TREE HUGGING COW KISSING VEGAN STUPIDHEAD ALL BURGLARS AND HOUSE BREAAKERS WELCOME
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 12, 2009 11:47 AM
Nice post. Many may not believe this coming from a liberal (and I am) but I've copied this photo, sent it to several people I know, and plan to use it on a blog soon----in order to promote the right to bear arms. I suppose if needed however, at the end of the day, I'd concede and come to my neighbors defense and hope that they'd learn from it.
Posted by: andy42302 at May 12, 2009 1:21 PM
Only problem is that you now must stay home 24/7 to keep your guns safe from the burglars you told that you have at home.
Better to keep them wondering, concealed weapons on te person, concealed weapons in the home.
Kansas has a range protection law, they can't close a range that has been open.
Posted by: James Macklin at May 12, 2009 1:35 PM
All my neighbors have guns. This is a great sign.
Posted by: Watching at May 12, 2009 2:13 PM
You know, an unarmed Liberal with an NRA neighbor just might put one of those in HIS yard:
("You want my WHAT?")
BANG! BANG!
"Oops! Did I just violate someone's civil rights? Probably not."
Posted by: KHarn at May 12, 2009 4:40 PM
Mr. Macklin has a very valid point. It is best not to "advertise". I know that I'm reluctant to identify myself as a firearm owner and permit / federal license holder when writing letters to the editor, etc. - believe it or not, there are crooks that watch for such things.
The sign-in book at my local pistol club can be an issue, too - they base the membership number on your last name and phone number, All a thief would need is a phone book to get an address. Fortunately, the type of people that join a gun club are generally honest, but there's always one.....
In Joe Biden's "Blue Hen State" of Delaware, the law says you need to publish your Concealed Carry application in the paper - just in case someone wants to object. You're also telling the world there's probably a firearm at that address.....
The world would be a safer place if we just assumed that everybody was armed. As R.A. Heinlein once wrote, "An armed society is a polite society."
Unfortunately, that's not the case - only some of us are armed, and we all need to be careful that we don't inadvertently put a weapon in the wrong hands.
Posted by: TonyD95B at May 12, 2009 5:35 PM
I actually know several well-armed hippies. It's really a more coherent ideology than wingnuttery or moonbattery -- can't get much more libertarian than armed hippies! Now I need to find a place where a bunch of em live...
Posted by: Ian Sean at May 12, 2009 10:21 PM
Now I need to find a place where a bunch of [armed hippies] live...
Posted by: Ian Sean at May 12, 2009 10:21 PM
Posted by: mandible claw at May 12, 2009 11:50 PM
I had similar feelings years ago when leftist feel-good New Zealand refused to let our navy ships dock there, because we had nukes aboard.
I was praying then that we would announce that we would, under no circumstance, come to the aid of the Kiwis and that we considered it what they wanted, a peace free zone, open to attack, but happy.
Posted by: Don L at May 13, 2009 4:43 AM
I had similar feelings years ago when leftist feel-good New Zealand refused to let our navy ships dock there, because we had nukes aboard.
I was praying then that we would announce that we would, under no circumstance, come to the aid of the Kiwis and that we considered it what they wanted, a peace free zone, open to attack, but happy.
Posted by: Don L at May 13, 2009 5:14 AM
I own guns, use them very well and will use them instantly without remorse. The perps don't know where I live thus keeping the perps from randomly entering anyones home.
Posted by: Robert S at May 13, 2009 5:44 AM
I love this sign!
Posted by: Anonymous at May 13, 2009 10:18 AM
I don't know, just because they want to ban guns doesn't necessarily mean that they don't have guns.
Posted by: Dave M at May 13, 2009 10:30 AM
Mandible claw; GWAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAHJAAAAAAHAHAHAA
I BLEW MOUNTAIN DEW OUT MY NOSE!
great sign.
Posted by: czuch at May 13, 2009 3:29 PM
Henry, was that in Ventura? I was at the city council meeting where they decided to ignore the noise studies, and the numerous citizens who showed up to ask them to keep the range open. They had some bleeding-hearts from the Avenues talk about how the kids were so scared because of the EVIL gunfire, failing to point out that most of the gunfire you hear on the Avenues originates from there, not the range a few miles away. At least it's better than Oxnard. Honestly, I think Oxnard's purpose in life is to make everyone else realize they don't live in a war zone.
Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2009 8:10 PM
Love it!! We don't have any moonbat neighbors but if we ever do I'll have to keep that in mind :).
Posted by: lonestar at May 18, 2009 4:47 AM
I have some neighbors that hug trees.....but most have shotguns for any unlikely thieves. The area is known for it's older but wiser residents....who won't back down without a good contest. Bring it!
Posted by: Brian Skelly at May 19, 2009 7:49 AM

