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May 15, 2009
Caption This
If you've been sharpening your captioning skills at V the K's, try them out on this:

Compliments of Aaron S, who starts it off with caption #1:
Where'd I come from? The future, fool! And payback's a bi-atch… now gimme your wallet!
Posted by Van Helsing at May 15, 2009 11:53 AM
Comments
" Whatcho talkin bout Barry?!"
Posted by: Farmer Ted at May 15, 2009 11:58 AM
What do I want? I want my future that you mortgaged, mothaf*r.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 15, 2009 12:03 PM
'Punished with a baby?' How 'bout 'punished BY a baby', sucka!
Posted by: metalgarth at May 15, 2009 12:05 PM
Better a small man with a big gun than a big man with a small one.
Now hand over that recipe for those mini sliders!
Posted by: Unscrupulous at May 15, 2009 12:40 PM
Looks like the biffy building at a rural highway "rest area".
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at May 15, 2009 12:43 PM
You thought I wasn't going to survive in that linen closet didn't you?
Posted by: Hogleg at May 15, 2009 12:43 PM
"Looks like the biffy building at a rural highway "rest area"."
Oops, posted to wrong item.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 15, 2009 12:46 PM
"Barack Obama, your impassioned reading of teleprompter speeches written by others can't hide what a sick f--k you actually are."
Posted by: V the K at May 15, 2009 12:50 PM
Where you get this bro' stuff? You just raised a whole new generation of conservatives.
Posted by: Fiberal at May 15, 2009 12:52 PM
Fuz watch your language little lady.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at May 15, 2009 12:52 PM
wayah dem reparations et, you half cracker muthahfu*kah?
Posted by: Shooter1001 at May 15, 2009 1:07 PM
donchew be callin nobody 'boy', boy
Posted by: Shooter1001 at May 15, 2009 1:09 PM
Oh little half-brother in Kenya...what a mighty big gun you have!
Posted by: Moonie at May 15, 2009 1:20 PM
Just say what the teleprompter says and nobody gets hurt!
Posted by: Betula at May 15, 2009 1:32 PM
" I'm a KATRINA VICTIM FOOL! Now give me my Permanent (temporary) shelter, transportation, grocery money, entertainment expenses....etc.
Damn right you owe me! Haven't you been wach'in BET?
Posted by: Logic Mine at May 15, 2009 1:35 PM
"Welcome to Deetroit, mutha f*&ker."
Posted by: Anonymous at May 15, 2009 2:08 PM
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 15, 2009 2:18 PM
No, I'm actually your *good* angel. Sometimes you're supposed to be a warmonger, dumbass.
Posted by: Joe at May 15, 2009 2:48 PM
I been trying 2 green TROY,MICHIGAN 4 years..TROY,MICHIGAN is an example,,of what NOT 2 do.
Posted by: marv reinhardt at May 15, 2009 2:52 PM
"Now, tell me again, Mr. President, what's your position on repeal of the 2nd ammendment?"
Hmmm...finally, the so-called "teleprompter" is fed up and beginning to fight back.
"I'm gonna keel you, muthaf*ker"
Obama: "Whoa there...no reason to get violent. You already qualify for a half dozen protected status groups. That's good for a mil a year, forever."
"I'm Hawaiian, Obambi. What'sa'matter? Never seen one of us before?"
"Does this qualify as a, quote, unquote, assault weapon?"
Posted by: mega at May 15, 2009 3:33 PM
ABORT THIS!!!
Posted by: navek at May 15, 2009 4:25 PM
...awright, hand it over niiice and eeeasy...i got a lotta people who wanna see where you was REALLY born...
Posted by: draen at May 15, 2009 5:51 PM
"Break yo-self, foo'!!!"
I think I'm starting to realize the unpopular truth that the black race is not our equal, and I think you all realize it, too.
While we're on the subject, did anyone see Alan Keyes making a fool of himself at Notre Dame? I bet he also voted for Obama just out of spite (he already betrayed the GOP anyway).
Posted by: Anti-PC Man at May 15, 2009 5:59 PM
Oh, yeah, a bunch of liberaltarian evolutionist moonbats are mad at this site.
http://forum.darwincentral.org/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=20031&start=0
Posted by: Anti-PC Man at May 15, 2009 6:05 PM
Posted by: Anti-PC Man at May 15, 2009 5:59 PM, "I think I'm starting to realize the unpopular truth that the black race is not our equal, and I think you all realize it, too."
Yo, PaC Man - Not cool, not cool at all.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt - if you were referring to "Black Popular Culture", i.e. the Thug / Gangsta mentality, then there's some truth to what you say.
If you are saying that the black race is somehow inherently inferior, then you are a racist, plain and simple.
This is not about being "PC". As said in the Army, "We all wear green and bleed red"
Posted by: TonyD95B at May 15, 2009 6:25 PM
"Get rid of that dumb lying bitch San Fran Nan before she blows the cover on the entire party!!"
Posted by: TED at May 15, 2009 6:34 PM
"YOAH CLOTHES...GIVE DEM TO ME- NOW!!!"
Posted by: Toa at May 15, 2009 7:09 PM
Gimme your wallet, and dat pack a Kools
Posted by: Unicorn Fart at May 15, 2009 7:11 PM
"Welcome to Detroit"
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at May 15, 2009 8:07 PM
Now let's talk about yo pay-grade, fool!
Posted by: lvb-rocks at May 15, 2009 9:30 PM
You just realized? These is what we buy with mama's welfare money.
Posted by: Scar at May 15, 2009 9:39 PM
"Gun control!? Whatchotalkinbout?!"
Posted by: Mike_W at May 15, 2009 11:09 PM
whoa tharr, childrown, im just heeer to respect our your this hear, demonratsee?
much obliged.
Posted by: wtflulz at May 16, 2009 1:24 AM
The folks at Darwin Central sure are thick! Apparently they can't understand that super slavish deference to Muslim sensibilities is coming from the left, not the right. And the post they just can't seem to figure out is pointing out that Hitchens and Dawkins, both from the left, are not buying into this particular bit of left-wing nonsense. For some reason they think that creationism has something to do with the post they are discussing, which there is no evidence for, whatsoever. It reminds me of the time that rap video was done to promote the movie "Expelled" and the Darwinists thought it was making fun of people who questioned Darwinism. Their minds work in rigid patterns and they can't seem to follow any trains of thought that are not pre-programmed into their data banks.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 16, 2009 5:47 AM
Having never believed in western culture, Obama never realized why powerful people made sure the children they killed stay dead. DeShawn was left in a closet after a botched abortion, and now he wants payback!
Posted by: artfldgr at May 16, 2009 5:57 AM
in 2010, after having no job, barry reversed the trend and went from the presidency into acting. his premier roll was in "I'm gonna get you sucka 2020".
Posted by: artfldgr at May 16, 2009 5:59 AM
hussein, hussein, i am the ghost of christmas future...
Posted by: artfldgr at May 16, 2009 6:00 AM
I'd shoot you in the heart if you had one
Posted by: artfldgr at May 16, 2009 6:02 AM
To his dismay, BHO discovers that first successful human clone was created from a 'Mr. T' cell.
Posted by: Viking04 at May 16, 2009 6:26 AM
Who you calling a phagocyte?
Posted by: artfldgr at May 16, 2009 7:49 AM
B.O.'s inner sprite was a little more badass than Dave Chapelle's.
Posted by: V the K at May 16, 2009 8:49 AM
Remember The only reason wrote his book was because he had a huge hate on fot the church.
Posted by: FREE at May 16, 2009 8:57 AM
Remember The only reason Darwin wrote his book was because he had a huge hate on for the church.
Posted by: FREE at May 16, 2009 8:59 AM
"Look at who's pro-life all of a sudden!"
Posted by: Jonathan at May 16, 2009 10:14 AM
The only reason I's sparin you Webster is cause my luck Biden would get in a car crash then we'd be stuck with Pelosi !
Posted by: Anonymous at May 16, 2009 2:19 PM
YOU MA DADDY!!!!!!!
Posted by: Watching at May 17, 2009 9:39 AM
Never bring a coat hanger to a gun fight!
Posted by: johndoe at May 17, 2009 7:49 PM
Abort this, motherfucker!
Posted by: The Oracle at May 17, 2009 8:08 PM

