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April 28, 2009
Weave Your Own Coffin
For the eco-moonbat with a morbid streak:
It's one thing to consider an eco-friendly burial, but it's quite another to plan for it by building — or in this case — weaving your own coffin.
Such is the idea behind a new course being offered by Musgrove Willows — a UK supplier of natural willows for basketweaving and courses on how to use them. Last weekend's "Weave Your Own Coffin" course ($500) was booked solid. The idea is that you use the final product in the meantime as a blanket box.
Another option for environmentalists on a budget: when you're about ready to croak, just crawl into your compost pile.
On a tip from Air2air.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 28, 2009 8:12 AM
Comments
IDIOTS!
Posted by: TED at April 28, 2009 8:29 AM
To bad when they decompose they will be releasing carbon into the atmosphere.
AC
Posted by: AC at April 28, 2009 9:04 AM
I actually think it's a pretty good idea. If I got good enough at it, I could sell it to enviros for a tidy profit. I'll bet there are tons of lazy moonbats out there that would rather pay than make one themselves.
Posted by: Seamus at April 28, 2009 9:11 AM
Posted by: son of a preacher man at April 28, 2009 9:17 AM
I always tell people who are coughing up a lung "Stop Coughin' or I'll put you in one." Ok, I dont, but thats what Im thinking.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 28, 2009 9:42 AM
The worms can get to you sooner, but they will be getting less fiber
Posted by: JamesJ at April 28, 2009 9:45 AM
Son of a preacher: I followed your second link. Can you imagine being the loved ones left behind to deal with this? It would be like putting a kids bike together on Christmas eve, or the various adventures in assembly my husband and I have done, resulting in swearing and cracking open of beers out of sheer frustration.
The loved ones would say, "Oh to hell with it" and opt for cremation or something. Or the compost pile.
Posted by: Karin at April 28, 2009 11:21 AM
Bury dead moonbat eco-wackos in their favorite subcription to ECO-WACKO MONTHLY magazines
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 28, 2009 11:22 AM
Weaved wicker baskets crafted for the liberals, black plastic caskets stacked up for the rest of us.
Posted by: Parley at April 28, 2009 12:16 PM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK LIBERAL ECO-FREAK MOONBATS BEWARE OF THE DEVILS DARNING NEEDLES THEY WILL SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT SO YOU CANT EAT AND YOU STARVE TO DEATH SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 28, 2009 1:45 PM
What's your problem with this one? The death industry is generally a giant rip-off. Most people don't like to plan for death, and when death happens you generally have to deal with it in a hurry. This translates to high prices for things like coffins. These people are planning ahead and being frugal. There isn't a single thing wrong with this.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 28, 2009 2:23 PM
"There isn't a single thing wrong with this.
"Posted by: Anonymous at April 28, 2009 2:23 PM"
Actually, you're right and I have no problem with the idea. HOWEVER, I just hope they don't have to MOVE the bodys!
"son of a preacher man at April 28, 2009 9:17 AM"
That second link is COOL! I have a folder on my computer called "Stuff" where I file interesting "stuff" and now I have a new exibit! Thanks.
Posted by: KHarn at April 28, 2009 5:35 PM
Let me guess...it's made of Hemp? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!(thump! oh that hurts)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHSNORTHAHAH..
Posted by: Gregory at April 28, 2009 8:31 PM
