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April 27, 2009

Tomorrow's Toilets

Enviromoonbats are hardly going to be satisfied with forcing us to use toilets that have to be flushed twice because they don't hold enough water. The next step will be toilets that don't flush at all. They're already being built, probably with government subsidies:

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Here's what you do with the disgusting goop that collects in the bucket:

I'll bet it smells great. This is how our moonbat rulers will soon have us living.

On a tip from Air2air.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 27, 2009 9:30 AM

Comments

Oh man, the puns are about to fly fast and furious. Thanks Van for posting this.

Posted by: Air2air at April 27, 2009 9:37 AM

The steam is awesome in the video. I bet you could pipe that into a sauna, or even braise the dinner vegetables.

Posted by: Air2air at April 27, 2009 9:39 AM

Seems to me a septic tank would accomplish the same thing without all the work, none of the mess and no smell.

With this raging epidemic of flu, should anyone risk an accidential exposure to an unsanitary condition when it's proved that proper sanitation limits the spread of things like flu? My septic works just as well as that pile of crap.

Posted by: bjd at April 27, 2009 9:49 AM

I can think of a lot of thing to say. But, it kind of reminds me of Vietnam. The medics used to have to pull the barrels out from under the toilet, pour diesel fuel in the barrel and burn it.

Posted by: redneckrick at April 27, 2009 9:52 AM

Typhoid, cholera, etc coming soon

Posted by: JamesJ at April 27, 2009 9:53 AM

Libs jerk off to video clips like this.

Posted by: Corona at April 27, 2009 9:55 AM

But hey, the guy gets a feeling of accomplishment. He's put in a hard days' work.

The best part is scrubbing out the buckets with the toilet brush. Imagine doing that every single day for a family of four like he has. What would the bathrooms smell like throughout the day? How many bucket trips does he have to make out there in a 24-hour period before his wife gets on him?

Maybe he is having so much fun and feeling so pious, he probably waits outside the bathroom for people to finish so he can go and add another load to add to his list of accomplishments for the day.

I wonder if when he leaves home, he holds it so he doesn't have to use evil water flushing systems that the uncaring public still has.

Posted by: Air2air at April 27, 2009 9:58 AM

To which high-density urban area would this be applied?

I have a compost pile for lawn clippings and garbage, but I'm pretty sure the neighbors'd use that pitchfork on me if I did this.

Why not just go back to outhouses? They worked for centuries prior to indoor plumbing, and there's no bucket brigade needed.

And we can always take a hint from the highly civilized middle east and start doing the left-hand wiping trick. That'd save the planet, for sure. (Anyone wanna comment on the irony of the left hand being the one covered in s***...)?

Posted by: Crit_Zer0 at April 27, 2009 10:02 AM

Crit_Zer0 he should use your outhouse idea and just put the seat up there on 2X4's over the compost pile. It will also reward the neighbors and visitors with displays of environmental consciousness throughout the day.

As you see in his other videos, he uses his poo for the family vegetable garden. The rest of us can only hope to be as caring a father as he. I would sure like to see Christmas there.

Posted by: Air2air at April 27, 2009 10:10 AM

Using carnivore poo in a compost pile is terrible idea. Just sayin'.

Posted by: cowlove at April 27, 2009 10:22 AM

He's not even wearing work gloves! This may fly in Vermont, but not in New York state, where if they had their way, you'd be required to wear gloves to make your kid a PB&J.

Notice how he uses just a tiny smidgeon of water, lest he waste any of the precious manna. He swishes, and dumps it into the next bucket.

Shit ran in the streets in Europe in the middle ages and nearly offed everybody. Oh, yes, this would be pitchfork-and-torches-worthy for any neighbors, assuming he has any.

Posted by: Karin at April 27, 2009 10:35 AM

Hey, I remember this....it was in rural Thailand where there is no plumbing. And yes....it's as disgusting as you'd imagine.

Posted by: Jonathan at April 27, 2009 10:40 AM

wait a minute - ALOGORE wants you to build your house out of your own poo while he & the other democrat elite live in McMansions....

so this is a house-building kit!!

Posted by: blue at April 27, 2009 10:50 AM

HOLY SH*T BATMAN!

you can drop a load by a tree and what the bugs don't eat will compost within a week - YUCK!

Posted by: nancz at April 27, 2009 10:50 AM

You get a couple hundred million people doing this who swallow multiton quantities of drugs, antibiotics, and hormones and you end up with a lot of strange things happening in the water. People don't metabolize all their drugs and hormones--they excrete them and their metabolites. A lot of this ends up in the water and you end up with some serious environmental problems. Even municipal treatment plants can't get rid of all of them. You sure aren't going to get rid of them in some backyard compost pile.

There will be runoff and contamination. Of course we can always spend a trillion dollars or more cleaning this unforeseen and impossible to predict consequence up.

Posted by: SnowSnake at April 27, 2009 11:02 AM

Gawd, I hope he washed his hands after that task, lest he prepare the family's dinner (tofu and bean sprouts) without washing his hands. Kinda like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is invited to go to his date's father's restaurant for dinner and goes to the restroom, washes his hands only to watch the chef (his date's father) come out the men's room STALL, admire himself in the mirror, dab his hair with his unwashed hands and then toss pizza dough in full view of Jerry--it's a hilarious episode. And did you see that steam rise out of the compost pile?
Ask any rancher or farmer what happens when moist hay or straw gets too hot when baled or stacked--it can combust and cause a huge fire.

I wish I had a dollar for every public restroom toilet I've seen when the previous user or users didn't flush for fear that every flush causes a polar bear to die, I would be a wealth man. Next, moonbats will expect us to dispose of our waste in the gutters and streets and we can live like villagers in Bangladesh. Coliform bacteria, lysteria, e-coli, hepatitis, etc. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Posted by: Graycat at April 27, 2009 11:03 AM

Stupid enviromental moonbats are like sptic tanks FULL OF CRAP

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 27, 2009 11:21 AM

I am really dreading the day some environazi decides women need to stop using tampons and pads...maybe they should just start using cloth and/or rags and re-use them. I just know it's coming.....I'm waiting to hear from the first person to speak out about this!

Posted by: Andrea at April 27, 2009 12:33 PM

You know, this is probably what the environmentalist wackos would love for all of us to have to do. With the debt we will have to pay off from the recent spending rampages, individuals may not have the money to pay for water, sewer or electricity - so we better start saving our buckets and rainwater, too! oh yeah, a nice comfy toilet seat might be cool to have. . .

Posted by: McCormick at April 27, 2009 1:07 PM

Welp, I gotta go take a dump now... where's the 5 gallon bucket?

FREAKIN' YUCK !!!

Posted by: Parley at April 27, 2009 1:44 PM

My favorite part is when he declares it, "Odor free." Right! His s--- don't stink.

Posted by: Lyle at April 27, 2009 4:02 PM

In the days of outhouses --or "privys"-- people used lime or lye to kill the odor and germs. Even though these chemicals are found in nature, the ecco-freaks would freak if someone did this in their "slop jar" or "pee can". (Old joke)

Posted by: KHarn at April 27, 2009 5:43 PM

Can you imagine what it was like when they used out houses and imagine what it was like on a cold winter night being in their nice warm bed when they had to answer the call of nature

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 27, 2009 8:19 PM

A 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat attached is what you put in a deer blind, lest you scare away a potential target by squatting under a tree.

Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2009 8:53 PM

With the amount of water on this planet I'm suprised anyone thinks using some of it to dispose of our waste is bad for the environment. Do they think we'll run out of water from flushing so much? Honestly I don't think they are thinking. They probably like the smell of their own poo so they don't want to use water since it hides the smell.

Posted by: 7he7th7rumpet at April 27, 2009 9:24 PM

What a dumbshit noting the tempture and time like it a fucking scientific experiment.

Posted by: 7he7th7rumpet at April 27, 2009 9:28 PM

Remember back in the 80's when all the leftie whackos had bumper stickers that said, "Split Wood Not Atoms"?

Yeah, and if everybody did it, we'd be choking on the smoke, like London in 1840.

This whole Moonbat preoccupation with excrement and filth has got to make you wonder.....what exactly DO Moonbats have against modern sanitation? Is it guilt, or something worse?

Posted by: TonyD95B at April 27, 2009 9:30 PM

Oooo look at you, big rugged man saving the planet by burying your poo every day and only using rainwater. The machoness you radiate as you prod at your poo pile makes me turn green with envy. Your such a smart and rugged moonbat yes you are, yes you ARE!

Posted by: Steve at April 27, 2009 9:34 PM

Actually, the world is a toilet, and an ashtray.

Now, I spent an entire career pooing into a hole and pissing wherever I could.

This made me realize why a gentleman named Crapper invented a flushing device for my poo.

I rather enjoy my high volume old school flush toilet, that I carefully removed and then replaced after upgrading my (note, MY) bathroom and consider it to be my throne.

There is nothing more refreshing than the soft wiff of air as I flush 6 or more gallons of water to erase my output in life.

I fought and earned the right to sit on my throne!

I'll admit; a bucket will do in a pinch (or an ammo crate for you grunts!) but the throne is the throne!

Posted by: Oiao at April 27, 2009 10:15 PM

Fucking. Nasty. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. If the day ever comes and I post a video extolling the virtues of using my own excrement to grow the vegetables I eat (right around the summer solstice is a great time for that, I hear), you ALL have my permission to hunt me down and beat me senseless while ramming a kerosene-soaked corncob up my squeekhole. That oughta put me right with the world once again.

Posted by: ddiddly at April 28, 2009 1:35 AM

I used to work at a paper mill, and worked with the wastewater treatment plant. We would use copious amounts of river water for papermaking, send it to our treatment plant, and send it back to the river in better shape than when we took it. Just the exact right amounts of nutrients for fish and plant life to be happy. Modern science does have a place in this world, moonbats. Isn't that what your messiah keeps saying?

Posted by: Karin at April 28, 2009 6:18 AM