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April 1, 2009
Police Arrest Goat
No, Barney Fwank isn't going to be subjected to justice. It's a tale of crime and punishment from the hole down which Obama plans to pour untold fortunes of our money:
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
As our schools teach, all cultures are equal, except ours, which is inferior, so please withhold your judgment about police departments that incarcerate farm animals.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 1, 2009 9:20 AM
Comments
You'd think if the robber could change himself into animals, he'd have picked something fast enough not to get caught, like a cheetah or something.
Posted by: Steve at April 1, 2009 11:31 AM
Good point, Steve! Or a bird. How about a flea, temporarily? Impossible to catch.
Posted by: Karin at April 1, 2009 12:02 PM
Ah, Nigeria. The funny thing is, Nigerians love con men and tricksters; its part of their culture. If they do ever catch the real thief he'll probably be revered for pulling a great trick. I'm just surprised anyone there would still fall for something so obvious.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 1, 2009 12:18 PM
Police Arrest Goat
No comment. :)
Posted by: SK at April 1, 2009 2:26 PM
Dr. Strange has been called in by police as a consultant. Zatanna of the JLA has quoted as saying "On tnemmoc".
Posted by: KHarn at April 1, 2009 3:19 PM
Glad they nabbed him before he could cause more trouble. I guess this troublesome billy goat was stopped right in its tracks!
Posted by: Bungee at April 1, 2009 4:02 PM
Will PETA come to the goats defense knowing how stupid PETA is
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 1, 2009 9:32 PM
the Chief of the local constabulary has mistaken the Harry Potter books for a course in police technique.
Posted by: James McEnanly at April 1, 2009 10:03 PM
I am no fan of PETA, but that poor goat is in for a hard life.
Have you seen how cruel these barbarians can be to animals?
I grew up there, I know.
Posted by: Erika at April 2, 2009 5:01 AM
Libs can call me whatever they want I don't care. Fact is, Western European based culture is the dominate (read that SUPERIOR) culture. When ever that Western European based culture has come in contact with other cultures it has dominated and often suplanted the aboriginal culture. I am not at all embarrased by that. While not perfect, it is the world's best
Posted by: bill S. at April 2, 2009 10:00 AM
That goat was F***** and then eaten, burp!
Posted by: Oiao at April 2, 2009 6:53 PM
