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Ohhhhh Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

That looks like a lot of fun!

Ain't technology grand?

The Most Beautiful thing about a tree is what you can do with it after you cut it down.

The grim reaper for trees! Nice!

Oh man, someone needs to mix that video in with the video of the whaling and demented, Earth First Freaks from last year.

my husband would kill for one of these after the ice storm that left five out of ten trees snapped on our property!

This thing could eat tree hugging, earth muffin moonbats for breakfast.

Really it could eat anything for breakfast. It wouldn't care if idiotic conservatives were lined up in front of it either.

The idiotic conservative driving probably wouldn't be able to tell either.

Can anyone ever remember those THE STORY OF SMOKIE BEAR comics in grammer school? it not only tell smokies origion but also of the many usful products trees produce

You can produce many things from trees. If there are any.

Anon how about a pinebox?

There's more than enough trees to go around, that's the beauty of nature, it keeps replenishing itself.

This machine is awesome. It's efficient and fast, and I very seriously doubt you could run one of these things on solar panels and batteries.

No, I'm really so glad it uses so much gas. We'll never run out of that either!

Gas does replenish itself like trees right?

Actually anon ther is a theory that oil is a replenishing resource. The studies are ongoing so it's yet to be proved but you never know.By the way gas has to be refined from crude oil,please pay attention.

There are all kinds of theories supported by science. One of them is called global warming.

But if you don't like it, you can just call it junk science. I just visited a website called that. Its full of what it calls itself. "Junk science!" Perfectly named!

Anon I didn't see thousands of scientists debunking the oil theory. I have seen thousands of scientists with more everyday debunking gorebull warming. Can you see the difference? Here's a clue. The scientist behind the oil theory has not come out and said it's a FACT. Now do you understand?

this party cooler machine is more than likely diesel powered.

Do I see how NOT claiming something is a fact means it must be true? No, sorry ... not following you there.

I am unafraid to admit I am no scientist and definitely haven't "seen thousands of scientists" debunking anything. I would be hard pressed to come up with the names of 100 scientists, let alone thousands.

Stupid liberal tree huggers put out their stupid signs reading RECYCLE PAPER ABD SAVE A TREE Yeah SAVEA TREE SO IT CAN GET BURNED UP IN A SUMMER FOREST FIRE CUASED BY GREEN MOONBAT FREAKS HOLDING ONE OF THEIR GOOFY CERMONIES

That's the problem anon you're not doing your homework before spewing.

NOW you've done it! All the stupid liberals will be roaming the woods looking for one to bend over in front of. Made you hot didn't it anon! Bring your bag of sand for lubrication ole buddy!

After seeing some of the dreadlock infested treetards with their grime encrusted hair-dos, I think this is the only machine that could give them a haircut and female hairy leg/armpit removal treatment.

There are all kinds of theories supported by science. One of them is called global warming.

A better example would've been the Theory of Gravity.

Global Warming isn't even a hypothesis. Also, you are not keeping up with current nomenclature. I believe now you're supposed to refer to it as Global Climate Change, or is Global Climate Chaos starting to stick?

There's the rub, for me at least. You take something that is tautology (climate changes) and act like you discovered something. Even worse, you act like we're supposed to care.

"You can produce many things from trees. If there are any.
"Posted by: Anonymous at April 23, 2009 8:00 AM"

Yeah! It's not like lumber companys REPLANT trees in order to have more in the future!

Oh, wait...

By the way, forests are being cut down to make farmland that will grow CORN and SUGAR for ethanol. Now just WHO'S brilliant idea was that?

In the words of Johnny Bravo, "Whoa, mama!" That machine is a thing of beauty!

"Really it could eat anything for breakfast. It wouldn't care if idiotic conservatives were lined up in front of it either.

The idiotic conservative driving probably wouldn't be able to tell either."

Don't count on that happening. See, the thing is, the vast majority of conservatives would be intelligent enough to not let that happen because they'd have enough common sense (Something many liberals sorely lack) know to stay a good distance away from a machine as powerful as that, and because the conservative driving it would be smart enough and lucid enough (Due to the fact that, unlike the lefty protestors, his brain cells haven't been fried by drug use) to know how to safely operate the machine.
That machine could really have the tree- huggers running home, screaming for their mommies and in need of a fresh change of underwear.
Plus, if there are any tree- sitters up there who posess enough of a mixture of stupidity, self- righteousness, and drug/ alcohol intoxication that they'd refuse to come down (i.e. the aptly- named Berkeley tree- sitter "Dumpster Muffin"), the machine's claw, if operated by a skillful enough driver, could be used to simply grab the tree's trunk and shake it until they all fall out like nuts being harvested. Just stretch out a safety net to catch the hippies, then cart them off to jail.

Ah another weird homo comment from Ted. You guys are fixated on the gays. I don't really care to hear about your tendencies. Keep them to yourself!

KHarn, Nobody is trying to grow any type of crop where there are currently forests, fool. If you lived somewhere where there are forests, you would see that they are disappearing.

Cowlove, you can call Global (fill in the blank with your favorite) tautology, but that's rhetoric in itself. A hypothesis is simply a reasonable suggestion for observable events. I'd say it qualifies. Just like gravity, its gonna hit you on the head one of these days.

Actually, to amend my comment, before the hippies are carted off to jail, they should be made to sit locked in the police car so they can then watch the machine finish the job on the tree they were sitting in! Once the tree's been reduced to a bunch of easy- to- haul logs, THEN the bawling hippies can be carted off to jail!

"KHarn, Nobody is trying to grow any type of crop where there are currently forests, fool."
You're the fool, Anon. A big part of the reason why orangutans are so badly endangered is because so much of the forests of Malasia and Indonsia where they have their habitat is being torn out to make room for farmland, especially for oil- palm plantations (Palm oil is BIG business there). So, YES, some are planning to grow crops where there are currently forests.

If its not gays you're fixated on, its drugs!

Corn and sugar for ethanol does not equal palm oil and endangered orangutans ... which you don;t care about anyway, so I'm not sure why you're mentioning them.

1. I brought it up because you rather stupidly claimed that "Nobody is trying to grow any type of crop where there are currently forests." What I said disproved that by showing that the orangutans' forests are rapidly being cut down for that very reason.
2. Yes, I DO care about orangutans. Apes such as orangutans are my favorite animals, and it makes me sad that those wonderful creatures are on the brink of extinction.

Cowlove, you can call Global (fill in the blank with your favorite) tautology, but that's rhetoric in itself.

Rhetoric? Hardly. It's just a statement of fact. Climate changes. Hell, just look up the definition of "climate."

A hypothesis is simply a reasonable suggestion for observable events. I'd say it qualifies.

A hypothesis is testable and falsifiable. Global [whatever] is neither. It's good at least one of you deluded folks has backed off from calling it Theory, at least.

Anon the term spewing was meant as in your talking out your ass because your mouth knows better. Now who's hung up on homos. Dumbass.

I love watching liberals crap all over themselves about fake global warming.

The problem for them is that no matter how much hot air they waste polluting the environment with their carbon pollution... there is still no viable alternative to oil.

I remember a song over 25+ years ago called "When the Oil Runs Out" by the Neurotics. The oil still hasnt run out. We are still waiting.

I remember in the early 70s when "scientists" said that we were in danger of an ice age. Now its the end of the world with global warming, ummm I mean climate change.

Liberals need to change their diapers. Pussies!!