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April 14, 2009
Kook Communes With Polar Bears
Warning: moonbattery can be extremely hazardous to your health, as demonstrated by a German known only as Sandy K, who may actually have believed that polar bears are cuddly love bundles oppressed by the evils of economic freedom. She apparently decided to comfort the put-upon creatures at the Berlin Zoo, where she climbed over a thorny hedge and a concrete wall to jump into their pool.
Onlookers saw her smile as she swam towards the bear seemingly unaware of the danger.
But her apparent joy turned to terror when the animal, which can weigh up to 680kg and kill a beluga WHALE, bore down on her and ripped into her flesh.
Zoo workers desperately tried to distract the bear — and three others circling menacingly nearby — by hurling sticks, food and balls into the pool.
But the animal continued its attack on the unnamed woman, from Brandenburg, biting her hands and legs. Eventually a rope was thrown woman and she was pulled to safety.
Not to worry, the identity of the bear that nearly killed her is being protected, lest he suffer negative publicity:
Zoo curator Heiner Kloser said: "Polar bears are predators and they do not care what they eat. It was terrible but we do not wish to identify the bear involved."
At least we know it wasn't Cute Knut.
Unfortunately the incident is unlikely to convince moonbats that polar bears are not fluffy victims, but vicious beasts that hunt humans for food. It produced an LA Times headline reading, "Do German Polar Bears Need Protection From Obsessed Fans?" You be the judge of who needs protection:
On a tip from Name.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 14, 2009 7:38 AM
Comments
Looks like the bears were well fed and were just having a little taste. They probably would have killed her within a few minutes anyway, but she would have been dead in about 5 seconds if she had been in range of a hungry one.
Posted by: forest at April 14, 2009 7:50 AM
Crazy animal lover, or suicide?
Posted by: KHarn at April 14, 2009 7:51 AM
Die Scharaffenlanderin
Posted by: Viking04 at April 14, 2009 7:51 AM
I am a terrible person. When I saw the photo, I gave an involuntary soft snort laugh.
All the enviromoonbats tend to think that the noble animal does not kill to eat. We see it every time they try and fool Mother Nature when manipulating some species or other. I hope San Fran gets run amok with Nancy's marshrat.
Posted by: Karin at April 14, 2009 8:13 AM
PETA....
Polar Bears
Eating
Tasty
Activists
Posted by: Betula at April 14, 2009 8:16 AM
Hopefully the bears were thoroughly checked out after getting that close to a moonbatt! The leftist sickness and mental instability could be fatal to creatures of their size and I'd hate to see them die that hideously! None of GOD's creatures deserve that.
Posted by: TED at April 14, 2009 8:20 AM
We've got wacko activists weeping over cut trees, falling in love with bridges, and trying to pet polar bears, among other acts of tremendous stupidity.
Can no one see these people are mentally ill and need help?
I guess not, because they're now runnin g the ountry.
Posted by: J at April 14, 2009 8:27 AM
KOOKS,NUTS,FREAKS and all the others who join GREENPEACE or PETA
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 14, 2009 8:35 AM
History Channel is turning that special LIFE AFTER PEOPLE (in a world where people are all dead at once) into series. Its a Moonbats wet dream to see humans extinct. This woman was trying to give the human extinction movement a head start.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_After_People
Posted by: Name at April 14, 2009 9:03 AM
When I saw the photo, I gave an involuntary soft snort laugh.
Me too. To repeat: Darwin works in mysterious ways, his wonders to achieve... How bad a case of “fluffy bunny syndrome” do you have to have to approach a polar bear, which could stand 10’ tall and weigh half a ton?
I just hope that that bear had had his shots. Don’t want to catch anything from that moonbat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2009 10:31 AM
That polar bear probably had to lick it's ass to get the moonbatt taste out of it's mouth!
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 14, 2009 11:12 AM
Theres always someone rediculous enough to belive anything i mean what will they be trying next LIKE THE ONE OF THE WACKO WHO WANT TO MARRY A TREE
Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 14, 2009 11:46 AM
Joe Mama: LOL!!
Posted by: Henry at April 14, 2009 11:53 AM
What a dumb ass. Polar bears are related to the grizzly bear. She deserved to get her ass bitten off. Liberalism really is a sickness!
Posted by: Watching at April 14, 2009 12:17 PM
Of course the bears attacked. She didn't wax off her mustache and was mistaken for a seal.
Posted by: claw at April 14, 2009 12:19 PM
The idiot and the bear
Nature like one of its components, gravity, is an unforgiving bitch and stupidity is a crime that is often punished with death and dismemberment. Usually the bear will kill the idiot.
When it is getting colder because of the changes in the sun, all the lies and opinions in the world won't change the climate or make it warmer. When you consume what you have borrowed and prevent countrymen from creating wealth, there will be less wealth/capita in our country.
When you elect absolute fools into a position of power, they will say stupid things, pass stupid laws, and endanger all of us.
Posted by: SnowSnake at April 14, 2009 12:58 PM
If only stupidity were always as painful as in this case.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2009 1:02 PM
This video would be great set to Sir Mixalot
♪♫♪♫...I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal...♪♫♪♫
Posted by: Judith M. at April 14, 2009 1:28 PM
I feel sorry for this woman. She has to be mentally ill to have done something like that.
Posted by: SK at April 14, 2009 3:34 PM
But let's address the real issue, the root cause. Why do polar bears hate us? What can we do to raise our stature in the international polar bear community? Are our current policies just making more polar bears?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2009 4:03 PM
There's a rumor going around that she is the sister of the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and was cheating with the Golden Gate Bridge.
Apparently, this woman thought she was a chew toy and became distraught when, in an attempt to rescue her, people began throwing other items into the water for the Bear to chew on.
When she became overly jealous and frustrated, she wanted out.
An attempt to question her parents became futile when it was learned that her mother thinks she is a bulldozer blade and her father was cheating with a Carp.
Posted by: Betula at April 14, 2009 4:28 PM
Anyone have a recipe for Eloi?
Posted by: ~Paules at April 14, 2009 5:30 PM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK ENVIROMENTALISTS WACKOS TASTE SO MUCH LIKE ORGANIC BECUASE THEIR 96% COMPOST AND 4% WACKY WATER SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 14, 2009 8:31 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes! Justice is present in the universe! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You stupid, ignorant, drone! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this site!
I could watch that for years to come...
Whew!
Posted by: Evil Monk at April 14, 2009 10:14 PM
Onlookers saw her smile as she swam towards the bear seemingly unaware of the danger.
Sort of the way her fellow american moonbats wandered to the polls with goofy smiles to vote for Obama, unaware of the danger?
Posted by: Right0fReagan at April 15, 2009 12:28 AM
Damn...now the water tastes like fish.
Posted by: jj at April 15, 2009 3:33 PM
