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April 21, 2009

Environazis Whip Up Hatred of the Overweight

Now that the global warming hoax has caused science to be subsumed by hard left politics, anything is possible. The latest revelation from the liberal government/media/academia establishment: being overweight causes climatic catastrophes:

Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.
Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.
Dr Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: "Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler."
Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a tonne more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.
It means an extra BILLION TONNES of CO2 a year is created, according to World Health Organisation estimates of overweight people.
The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests.

Just look what those awful fat people are inflicting on the rest of us:

Oxfam warned yesterday that the number of people hit by climate-related disasters will soar by more than half in the next six years to 375 million.

Every totalitarian movement needs a group it can focus hatred on, to whip the herd into a stampede by igniting its basest instincts. Hitler had Jews, Stalin had "rich peasants." If unhinged environazis become any more powerful, being overweight could turn out to be far more unhealthy than anyone expected.

On tips from Wiggins, mega, and Andrea.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 21, 2009 7:30 AM

Comments

When people exercise, they emit extra CO2 as well.

Ban athletics and exercise in any form - particularly hard work!

Posted by: forest at April 21, 2009 7:39 AM

Michael Moore?

Lead by example, fatbody.

Posted by: Viking04 at April 21, 2009 7:40 AM

Gee what's a fat liberal to do?

Posted by: JamesJ at April 21, 2009 7:44 AM

The word "climactic" refers to "climax"...

You need to use "climatic" if you're referring to the climate.

No chance of reaching a climax with these lard-butts.

Just saying.

Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2009 8:05 AM

And let's kill all the polar bears. Talk about FAT!

Posted by: Rick at April 21, 2009 8:06 AM

What will they do with Jerrold NADler? Hes even fatter than Ted "almost dead" Kennedy. Even after losing 100 pounds via surgery hes still grotesque.


Posted by: Fat Patrol at April 21, 2009 8:16 AM

Al Gore is FAT!

Posted by: Michael K. at April 21, 2009 8:17 AM

Gee what's a fat liberal to do?

sue for discrimination.

Posted by: furballz at April 21, 2009 8:18 AM

Reverend Al Sharp-Tongue is FAT too.

One thing people forget that is in the winter fat people can keep the thermostat lower at maybe 70 degrees, while skinny people have crank it up to 80 degrees just to be comfortable. Particularly when they get old.

And dont fat people sequester alot of carbon in their fat tissues?

Posted by: Fat Patrol at April 21, 2009 8:23 AM

I don't have too much sympathy for fat people, in that there's no way glands or genetics or whatever other excuse is more of a factor than simply eating too much.

But to accuse the overweight of wrecking the planet for other people by virtue of their size is just wrong.

Posted by: mandible claw at April 21, 2009 8:27 AM

What is funny is that I am 6'1", weigh 170lbs, and I eat more than anyone I know including people twice my weight. So maybe I can fly under the radar.

Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at April 21, 2009 8:34 AM

Let me see if I understand this... the people who follow this guy are now claiming that being fat is bad for the environment?

I agree with the basic point that excess consumption of resources is nothing to be proud of. And most any religion will teach that consumption to excess is bad.

But the problem is, putting these thoughts in the head of environmentalist totalitarians is dangerous, because these people do seek to use government power to force others to conform to what they consider desirable behavior.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 21, 2009 8:36 AM

The worst? BLUE WHALES - topping out at over 200 Tons - 400,000 pounds. That over 1,300 Michael Moores.

Posted by: Fat Patrol at April 21, 2009 8:40 AM

On land the target is:

African Bush Elephant (name Bush is a bonus - for liberals) up to 13 tons - 26,000 pounds producing several hundred pounds of poo per day (when this decays it released global warming gasses)

Posted by: Fat Patrol at April 21, 2009 8:48 AM

Whoops. Thanks Noah.

Posted by: Van Helsing at April 21, 2009 8:50 AM

Who is one of the fattest proponents of manmade global warming out there? Al Bore, better not take that second helping if ya wanna save Mother Gaia!

I blogged about it on my blog this morning also.

Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at April 21, 2009 9:13 AM

TUBBIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE! (I'm 6' 2", 250 pounds). Question: how many skinny people do each of us need to eat to level the playing field?

Posted by: The Watcher at April 21, 2009 9:50 AM

Hey, if people in this country stopped eating so much, Hershey, Mars and Frito-Lay would need bailouts next.

Posted by: Nancy at April 21, 2009 10:10 AM

"...the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine..."

That's where you get one of those college via internet degrees right?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2009 10:11 AM

Lets feed the eco-nazis to those man eating FLU-BIRDS and hope they dont end up with indgestion

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 21, 2009 11:31 AM

As many people here have pointed out, it's pretty funny that a bloated sack of whale blubber like Al Gore would have the gall to lecture US about overconsumption! Pretty soon, he's got to run out of ways to reveal to the world what a hypocrite he is regarding the environment.
btw, I'm 6'2", and last time I checked, I weighed about 162 lbs.

Posted by: Adam at April 21, 2009 12:26 PM

alas, it's the "new" socially acceptable rule to bash fat people... I'm just waiting for one of those Obama-drones in DC to advocate starving fat people as OK.

me? I'm fat, but got this way eating the way the last "government recommended food pyramid" (mainly with whole grains, fruits & veggies... moderate amounts of meat/chicken/fish, for oils mostly olive oil)... for something like 30 years.

Still put on the weight also despite the fact also I never even owned a car or other vehicle until I was almost 40, until about 5 yrs ago (when I developed arthritis in my knees, after a fall on the sidewalk)... I had walked about 5 miles a day on average.

However, despite what "they" claim, I'm SURE my genetic background had something to do with it. I mean, I look like I have Polish peasant ancestors. And, gee wiz, I actually do HAVE Polish peasant ancesters! Same build as my grandma on that side. ~Fat Ex-Bat

Posted by: Ex-Bat (or should that be Fat Ex-Bat?) at April 21, 2009 3:39 PM

Jeez, I'm about 6'1 and 280, but not fat so much, in fact I don't float in water so it's hard for me to swim. I'd like to get back to my fighting weight of 250; got close last year but my sciatic nerve asserted itself. Don't eat too much, just can't move like I need to. Should be able to burn off a lot digging out a concrete bunker this year...

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at April 21, 2009 4:37 PM

But I trade carbon credits for food! And I won a Nobel Peace prize!

Posted by: Al Gore at April 21, 2009 6:12 PM

Hey, on the bright side, we can finally ban Rosie O, Roseanne Barr, Oprah and Al Gore.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at April 21, 2009 6:29 PM

Someone should point out that blacks and the poor tend to obesity. Racist bastard, oppressor of the poor!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 21, 2009 8:40 PM

HYUK,HYUK,HYUK,MOONBAT SANDWICH WITH CATSUP AND BBQ SUACE AND AMERICAN CHEESE,AND MAYO,AND A COKE TO WASH IT ALL DOWN SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 21, 2009 9:11 PM

I don't think this "theory" came from Al Gore himself. It was from some British "researcher" who works at some made-up place. (some "tropical science" place) hahahaha

Posted by: Andrea at April 22, 2009 5:41 AM

If we feed the homeless to the hungry then two problems are solved right away.

Posted by: czuch at April 22, 2009 10:08 AM