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April 20, 2009
Crappy Nappy's New Map
What's that on the wall behind Homeland Security Reichsführer Crappy Nappy Napolitano?
Turns out it's the new DHS Internal Threat Map. A closer look:
What a wonderful time to be an Islamic terrorist.
On a tip from The MaryHunter.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 20, 2009 8:47 AM
Comments
The white skunk spot in her hair speaks volumes.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 20, 2009 9:33 AM
this has GOT to be a joke. wait a minute...this new admin IS a joke! my terrible.
Posted by: nancz at April 20, 2009 9:33 AM
If this is real it just hardens my resolve to oppose these fascists. When the government regards the people as the enemy it's time to prepare to fight. I'm glad my state is one that's labelled "Here be dragons".
Posted by: single stack at April 20, 2009 9:34 AM
What is the "hard case" in Kansas?
Posted by: Bob at April 20, 2009 9:37 AM
Haha, I'm in a friendly state (Wisconsin). No tanks rolling down my street!
Posted by: baldeagle390 at April 20, 2009 9:39 AM
Funny that the liberal bastions are deemed FRIENDLY.
Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at April 20, 2009 9:49 AM
Single Stack - it's not real... it's just me, which would be "the hard case" in Kansas, Bob. A gun-owning retired soldier who believes in limited government who blogs noisily enough I got invited to the White House. Under the previous management, mind you.
Glad you liked the Photoshopping, Mr. Helsing.
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at April 20, 2009 10:06 AM
Funny, if I'm not mistaken, that's exactly how the states (what there were of them) lined up in 1860. Coincidence?
Posted by: Eric at April 20, 2009 10:17 AM
She has a world map with Iran, Venezuala, Cuba Russia and China all colored blue
Posted by: Tom at April 20, 2009 10:27 AM
Is that Jimmy Kimmel sitting next to her?
Posted by: Tom at April 20, 2009 10:29 AM
Its a meeting of the LEGION OF DOOM
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 20, 2009 11:26 AM
Damn. I've never been more proud to be Texan.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 20, 2009 11:28 AM
The sinister CFR and its nafarious plans of the NEW WORLD ORDER and the NORTH AMERICAN(SOVIET)UNION
Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 20, 2009 11:44 AM
Im' in a 'mostly friendly' state? What the hell does THAT mean? I hafta do something about that. I wanna be in a dragon state!!
Posted by: JoeShmoe at April 20, 2009 12:00 PM
Yeah, they'd LIKE to think that Florida is "mostly friendly", but I'd advise them not to travel alone. Or after dark. Or outside of the "south Florida" area
Posted by: KHarn at April 20, 2009 2:23 PM
We have friendly oases, but those'll be dealt with shortly.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at April 20, 2009 3:13 PM
Could this be the next civil war map? Red states Vs the blue states.
I like how the dragon states split the country.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Watching at April 20, 2009 4:45 PM
So, does anyone know? Is this for real? I mean with the current crew in DC it's believable. But is it photoshopped? I like that I live in a dragon state far from the actual threat of cities with large muslim populations. :)
Posted by: Rick at April 20, 2009 6:13 PM
Nope, not real, although it wouldn't have surprised me a bit...
The original photo with the same caption is here...
http://www.dhs.gov/journal/leadership/2009/01/secretary-nepolitano-meets-with.html
Posted by: wardogs at April 20, 2009 9:01 PM
The map is a comical representation.
What you really need to see is a factual county by county representation across the USA, comparing territory to the population centers.
The population centers (blue) will starve without the territory that feeds them (red).
Thank god for my 2nd Amendment Rights.
With the 2nd, I may freely practice the 1st in the blue areas.
Obama will be forever know in history for economic failure and creating the biggest successful 'Black Market' the USA has ever had.
Posted by: Oiao at April 20, 2009 11:01 PM
KANSAS and PROUD to be "hardcase" RED!
Posted by: TED at April 21, 2009 6:31 AM
Are dragons putting in for politcal assilum?
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 21, 2009 7:48 AM
Come on now. The extreme conservatives have been calling for Obama's head. If you were a Muslim and said that you'd be in Gitmo.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 21, 2009 10:49 AM
