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April 24, 2009

Clowns Forbidden to Wear Clown Shoes

The officious rodents responsible for forbidding every last aspect of life that they deem potentially harmful are having to look hard to find new menaces. In Britain, clowns have been told they can't wear clown shoes, lest they trip and hurt themselves.

Larry Dewitt, Health and Safety adviser to the circus, believes that wearing clown shoes is "stupid" — especially in light of a Moscow State Circus clown who fell down and hurt his foot. The practice is therefore forbidden.

Formal legislation against clown shoes to follow.

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The latest menace to public safety.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 24, 2009 9:47 AM

Comments

so Obama & his minions now have to go barefoot???

Posted by: blue at April 24, 2009 10:27 AM

at what point do the remnants of the human race in the UK rise up and try to burn Parliament?

Posted by: furballz at April 24, 2009 10:32 AM

"at what point do the remnants of the human race in the UK rise up and try to burn Parliament?"

It had better be soon. . . before they outlaw fire.

Posted by: JustAl at April 24, 2009 10:53 AM

JustAl!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhh!

UK strikes again. It really can't get more comical. I won't be visiting.

Posted by: Karin at April 24, 2009 10:57 AM

Citizens For A Dull Community strike again.

Why do we constantly have to be 'saved' by these butt monkies? I am so-o-o-o-o tired of these 'experts' and other fascist dorks getting in the way of living ones life as one pleases.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 24, 2009 11:37 AM

And then where are the safety nazis when you need them to ban the pigtail lightbulbs, full of mercury, with 15 HazMat steps from the EPA for when one breaks? The idiocy of this whole thing makes me enraged, as you can tell, since I've posted twice about it so far.

Posted by: Karin at April 24, 2009 12:02 PM

When clown shoes are outlawed, only outlaws will have clown shoes!

In a related story, there's one less gift possibility for the Obamas to give the Queen next time!

Posted by: proof at April 24, 2009 1:17 PM

Well, then, how about a "floppy boot stomped down to the ground"?

Nothing like a mob of angry clowns!

Posted by: Parley at April 24, 2009 1:58 PM

LARRY DIMWITT is a stupid liberal moonbat stupidhead he deserves a pie right in his stupid face

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 24, 2009 2:03 PM

I am so-o-o-o-o tired of these 'experts' and other fascist dorks getting in the way of living ones life as one pleases.

Well, that's not a very Hopey Changey attitude, buddy.

You're gonna be on Nappy Napolitano's List o' Dangerous Subversives with talk like that.

I'm still waiting for one of our anonymous idiots to explain how this isn't sheer stupidity and nanny-state busybodying.

Posted by: V the K at April 24, 2009 2:43 PM

This is what makes universal health care so important to the liberal ideology. If the government pays to fix your foot, than it can tell you what shoes to wear. Same goes for what you can eat and what you can do. If the government pays for your heart attack or broken arm, it has a financial interest in keeping you healthy, even if you don't want to be. To a liberal, this is just the logical progression

Posted by: Steve at April 24, 2009 5:40 PM

Hey clowns are suppost to be funny wearing those over sized shoes whats with these stupidheads anyway?

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 24, 2009 9:07 PM

The Sun apparently wears clown shoes, and it's leaving...

Posted by: Evil Monk at April 24, 2009 11:36 PM

HA HA HA! They're taking away your guns and your shoes. You clowns.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2009 4:46 AM

SPEAKING OF CLOWNS...


Murtha's Earmarks Keep Airport Aloft


800 MILLION in stimulus money for 3 flights a day.
ELECTION BOUGHT!

Posted by: TED at April 25, 2009 6:43 AM

I don't have any clown shoes anon but I do have many guns. Why don't YOU come and get them for them and save THEM the trouble? Please...

Posted by: TED at April 25, 2009 7:10 AM

They should stick this dewitt wacko in the cannon load it with lots of gun powder aim it streight up and shoot this idiot to the moon

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 25, 2009 8:12 AM

but he can still "dress himself within a hoop of fire" while on a 10ft slack line

Posted by: Brandon at April 25, 2009 7:16 PM

BEWARE RONALD McDONALD,BEWARE BOZO the moonbats want to control your shoe size becuase their all killjoys

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 25, 2009 7:32 PM

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2009 4:46 AM

The intelligent, thoughtful and tolerant Left chimes in again...

Posted by: SK at April 25, 2009 10:18 PM

To LARRY DEWITT from SPURWING PLOVER heres a message YOUR STUPID

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 26, 2009 9:10 AM

"Do you know what the future looks like, Winston? Imagine a clown shoe, stamping on a human face..."

Posted by: Murff at April 27, 2009 4:38 AM

This individual must have been frightened by a clown as a child. Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Anna Mac at April 27, 2009 8:46 AM

Where are the "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" when you need them, eh?

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 27, 2009 8:48 AM

From my cold dead floppy big feet.

Posted by: richfisher at April 27, 2009 9:17 AM

I sit, wondering, as I often have, a), how these idiots beat the Nazis, and b), why they went to the trouble when they so obviously want to be subjugated.

Posted by: Darrell at April 27, 2009 10:56 AM