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April 13, 2009
Bride of Eiffel Tower Cheats With Golden Gate Bridge
Posted by Dave Blount at April 13, 2009 7:35 AM
After homosexual marriage has gained acceptance, people will get married to animals. What's next after than? Marriage to inanimate objects.
With greater tolerance and open-mindedness will come looser commitments to marriage vows, as with Erika La Tour Eiffel, the woman who is married to the Eiffel Tower, but who has been cheating on it with the Golden Gate Bridge.
Mrs. La Tour Eiffel says of the bridge:
He and I can never be truly intimate.
Yet look at this:
Erika is not alone in her orientation. Readers may remember Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who married the Berlin Wall. Inanimate objects looking for a little love are encouraged to visit the website of Objectùm-Sexuality Internationale, the meeting place of the "Objektophil" community.
On a tip from J.
