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March 20, 2009
TOTUS Blog
Be sure to check out the new blog launched by the most powerful person in the world, Barack Obama's teleprompter. Today, the Teleprompter of the United States discusses the issue of why it does not come to the assistance of the floundering tax cheat Tim Geithner:
[D]o you really think I could make a lick of difference with Timmah? What Tim Terrific (the Big Guy's nickname for him) needs is a time machine with "way back" capabilities, which would allow the rest of us to direct him on career paths that we now realize he has the talents for, like, teaching macramé at a small Midwestern women's college or perhaps working as a salesman at a lemonade stand managed by a seven-year-old.
In other words, no piece of equipment in existence today could help this man.
The TOTUS also revealed today that Joe Biden is the smartest person in the Administration — which reflects rather poorly on the janitorial staff.
On tips from J, Gregory of Yardale, The MaryHunter, and nancz.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2009 6:57 AM
Comments
Off-Teleprompter, the President used his Tonight Show appearance to mock the Special Olympics. All I can say is, M'chel Obama has a downright mean husband.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 20, 2009 7:18 AM
The telepromter blog is hilarious. Complete genius who came up with that.
I had to watch the Tonight Show. The first time in years. Obama sounded like a complete idiot with out his little buddy, TOTUS.
http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Franklin's Locke at March 20, 2009 7:27 AM
Here is a classic vid of Obama without his precious TelePrompter. I still chuckle when I see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at March 20, 2009 7:38 AM
Your ruler not mine im still a defiant ol shorebird with a big time attatude SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 20, 2009 7:44 AM
Baby Come Back. The TelePrompter Song.
Posted by: V the K at March 20, 2009 7:50 AM
I think TOTUS's blog is getting A LOT of traffic. It is really funny, very well written. The best political humor is always a velvet hammer.
Posted by: Karin at March 20, 2009 8:09 AM
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2051/shrillaryobamunists.jpg
Posted by: Wizdum at March 20, 2009 8:13 AM
TOTUS has arrived. He's attracting some humorless brain dead obamabot trolls. He's on Olbermann's hate list. Gotta love the spotlight!
Posted by: Karin at March 20, 2009 10:31 AM
Hey all... VH, you should know that I just googled "TOTUS", and the #9 entry (and top hit actually about the Teleprompter) is THIS VERY THREAD.
Posted by: hiram at March 20, 2009 11:24 AM
Hey all... VH, you should know that I just googled "TOTUS", and the #9 entry (and top hit actually about the Teleprompter) is THIS VERY THREAD.
Posted by: hiram at March 20, 2009 11:24 AM
I just figured it out. Barry is the new #2, TOTUS is #1
Be Seeing You
Posted by: Viking04 at March 20, 2009 12:57 PM
We should start calling him "Dear Teleprompter."
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 20, 2009 1:08 PM
Viking04: And we are all Number 6. Now we just have to get Number 2 declared "Unmutual" and we're home free... until they send a new Number 2.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at March 20, 2009 3:20 PM
