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March 20, 2009
TOTUS Blog
Posted by Dave Blount at March 20, 2009 6:57 AM
Be sure to check out the new blog launched by the most powerful person in the world, Barack Obama's teleprompter. Today, the Teleprompter of the United States discusses the issue of why it does not come to the assistance of the floundering tax cheat Tim Geithner:
[D]o you really think I could make a lick of difference with Timmah? What Tim Terrific (the Big Guy's nickname for him) needs is a time machine with "way back" capabilities, which would allow the rest of us to direct him on career paths that we now realize he has the talents for, like, teaching macramé at a small Midwestern women's college or perhaps working as a salesman at a lemonade stand managed by a seven-year-old.
In other words, no piece of equipment in existence today could help this man.
The TOTUS also revealed today that Joe Biden is the smartest person in the Administration — which reflects rather poorly on the janitorial staff.
Our ruler.
On tips from J, Gregory of Yardale, The MaryHunter, and nancz.
