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March 13, 2009
The New Normal We're Moving Toward
Posted by Dave Blount at March 13, 2009 10:00 AM
From Pittsfield, Taxachusetts, where homosexual marriage is officially normal:
A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery. …
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report. …
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." …
That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.
Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Stephanie "then broke the bathroom door down," police said, hurting her wrist in the process.
When Stephanie went to retrieve an ice pack from the freezer, Jennifer bolted from the apartment and attempted to get away in the couple's sport utility vehicle, police said. …
According to Officer John Bassi, a witness at the scene claimed Stephanie "was hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car." Amber Hunt told Bassi that Stephanie nearly caused an accident when the vehicle narrowly missed hitting a tree in the front yard of Hunt's Spring Street home.
Despite all the excitement, everything's okay now. A judge has ordered Stephanie to "refrain from abuse," and police confiscated the semen. If Jennifer does get raped by her "wife," she can always just get an abortion anyway.
On a tip from Wiggins.
