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March 3, 2009

Snoopy Diggity Doggie Goes Muslim

The skeevy rap creep and prominent role model to our youth who calls himself Snoop Dogg has now joined the equally appealing Michael Jackson in embracing the Islamic faith, which is committed to wiping what's left of our civilization off the planet.

Diggity Dogg's brand of Mohammedism is Nation of Islam, the vehemently racist cult led by Louis Farrakhan, who has ties to our Dear Leader. According to this faith, whites are an inferior breed created by a mad black scientist. One day space ships will come and kill all the "white devils," probably starting with Jewish "bloodsuckers." In the meantime, we should set up a separate state for blacks and pay all of its bills.

Al Qaeda can only dream of doing as much damage to our country as our entertainment industry has done by promoting the likes of Snoop Doggie Do.

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Despises the white folks who make him a zillionaire.

On a tip from Camaron.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 3, 2009 9:12 AM

Comments

Obama is 50% White Devil. What happens to him when the spaceships arrive? Do they extract the White DNA from his body?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 3, 2009 9:29 AM

There was a time when this would be handled with a sturdy long strand of hemp. Today, I suppose they would just smoke it and laugh.

Posted by: Eric at March 3, 2009 9:30 AM

sizzle wizzle party tizzle.

Posted by: furballz at March 3, 2009 9:37 AM

I could see this as a pr move for the nation of islam. Look! We are cool because we have snoop dogg! But, my theory gets shot to hell by the king of flop.

Posted by: john aka schwein at March 3, 2009 9:43 AM

What a Fktard.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 3, 2009 9:46 AM

I'm sure he'll be a strict mooslim like Mike Tyson

Posted by: JamesJ at March 3, 2009 11:29 AM

Shouldnt this retard be in prison? Every time he gets stopped he has dope and guns on his person.

Posted by: FreeThinker at March 3, 2009 12:05 PM

That isn't the Snoop I knew.

Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at March 3, 2009 12:28 PM

SNOOP DIRTY DOG what a doofus and all around pain in the neck do we still have to listen to his wretched catterwalling?

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 3, 2009 12:29 PM

No, Plover, we don't have to listen to it, not at all.
This was a guy who came to Howard Stern's show to be interviewed, carrying along a grocery sack of pot. He and his posse then proceeded to smoke plenty of it, resulting in a very bad interview, something that pissed Howard off.

Real Muslims hate the NOI.

Posted by: Karin at March 3, 2009 12:52 PM

I hope it wasn't one of those moonbat-dreaded, evil plastic grocery bags. Speaking of which, Colorado residents just escaped having a law surcharging and banning plastic bags crammed down their throats. State lawmakers voted against it. Wise choice because Guvnuh Bitter would have signed it. And what's with the dopey braids. Cute on a little girl, stupid on a rap singer.

Posted by: Anonymouse at March 3, 2009 1:07 PM

Yes, Karin. Mainstream Muslims view the NOI as a cult which has only the slightest of connections to actual Islam. Even the NOI's old poster boy, Malcolm X, in his final years before his assassination, converted from the NOI to mainstream Islam and encouraged his followers to do the same. This is widely believed to be the reason why Malcolm was killed, since his assassins were connected to the NOI.
Snoop Dogg used to at least be funny in his non- music- related work (i.e. playing Huggy Bear), but I stopped laughing in December of 2005, when I learnd that he came to the defense of one of his fellow ex- Crips, Stanley "Tookie" Williams, and was an outspoken supporter of granting clemency to that murdering scumbag.

Posted by: Adam at March 3, 2009 1:31 PM

He can sing NIGGAH, NIGGAH all he likes but he don't look like no gangster to me.

He better not show up for morning prayers with that shit on his head bro. His new jihad homies don't like sissy lookin boys hangin around the mosque.

They slit they own mamma's throat for talkin to the mailman when the ol' man ain't home, know what I mean? No backdoor man BS, got it doggy?

One mo thing Snoop. The names gotta change, know what I'm sayin? Them boys down at the mosque like dogs almost as much as they like fatback 'n greens. An' lose the soul food thing!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at March 3, 2009 1:53 PM

Well, i'm guessing too much of the weed has melted the rest of the judgement in his brain.

His joining of the NOI for "peace" would be like Eminem joining the KKK for the same. My guess is the moron has no idea what he's just joined or he does and has given up on his music career.

Posted by: Zeph at March 3, 2009 2:22 PM

All I can do is chuckle and shake my head.

Posted by: Henry at March 3, 2009 2:39 PM

How come Doggy Doo-Doo's horns are all floppy?

Posted by: Mike_W at March 3, 2009 4:07 PM

Is he giving up the weed? Laying off the gin and juice? Giving up the pork chitlins? Trading the 9mm for an IED?

It seems that the only thing that he can keep from is old life is "hoe smackin'".

Posted by: Orlando Conservative at March 3, 2009 4:58 PM


Orlando Conservative -

I hear once you got the ho smacking down that its a pretty short learning curve from there!

-OMB

Posted by: Mike B. at March 3, 2009 6:01 PM

Can anyone remember FIREBALL XL-5 that snoop dogg looks like some freakin space creature from PLANET 46

Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 3, 2009 7:35 PM

Orlando Conservative, he'd have to give up his music career, too. Muslims hate music, the Koran forbids all music (Especially female singers), that's why the closest thing to music they have is the Azzan, which sounds like a yowling alley cat (Yet which President Obama called the "prettiest thing he ever heard").

Posted by: Adam at March 4, 2009 6:50 AM

N.O.I. is just another spiritual/paramilitary retreat for dysfunctional Black racists. "Snoop" fits right in.

With this group, along with ACORN and the New Panthers, the pieces are already in place for the rapid formation of the much-anticipated-by-the-Obama-Cult "Civilian Security Force".

Posted by: Toa at March 4, 2009 11:13 AM

This would be like some white rocker joining up with the Aryan Brotherhood. If that happened it would be all over the mainstream news.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 4, 2009 1:04 PM

Well, that's great: DogShit is now a muzzie -- who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: jc14 at March 5, 2009 1:40 PM

Hey I am a muzzie myself. And you?

Posted by: Greg at March 11, 2009 3:00 PM

Lol, I love white people.

Posted by: NOI agent at March 12, 2009 7:25 AM