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March 5, 2009

Roseanne: Israel Fires Rockets at Itself

Enlightened liberal intellectual Roseanne Barr offers insight into Israel's struggle with Hamas terrorists:

you say that twelve rockets were fired into israel since the end of the "war" (ethnic cleansing). Not one Israeli was hurt or killed by these rockets, and now you say you are going to go back and kill more palestinians to teach them a lesson!!!
I think rockets are being fired by your own sources, since less than ten israelis have been killed by them. You are [expletive deleted] the world as you pocket money made from arms sales, along with bibi and your agents in Hamas. step down all men in power!

Shockingly, it appears Hamas is actually in cahoots with Israel, which shoots rockets at itself to justify the murder of innocent brown-skinned urchins. Maybe American taxpayers shouldn't be forced to finance the Hamas terror war to the tune of $900,000,000 after all.

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Impeccably politically correct, unreachably insane.

On a tip from Refuter of Liberal Vermin.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 5, 2009 9:39 AM

Comments

As an avid photoshopper it is always a disapointment to see an instance where, to paraphrase Shakespere. . photoshop, that ill layer up of beauty can work no more spoils upon her face.

Posted by: JustAl at March 5, 2009 9:46 AM

More from Roseanne's blog...

"the ark of the covenant is in Iran right now. this was revealed to me in my meditation trance. the goddess spoke to me and said: the brain and soul and heart are being comodified, as were the kidneys. global warming is caused by the rich class' bidding wars on human organs such as liver and kidneys. ... all of the earth's money was stolen and made a space station for the richest to move on to live in a dome on mars--you all think i am kidding, but i am not kidding! mothergod tells me these things ... hemp will save us grow that and stop smokin the other and there will be peace and solar energy dude... and think death is oblivion, but its not its consciousness they will reincarnate as rocks, and wait inside a blackhole of consciousness for a completely new being that can contain its plastic and dead heart. it clones itself"

She's as great a thinker as she is a singer.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 5, 2009 9:54 AM

For people who're supposedly "free thinkers," conspiracy theorists curiously always end up drifting toward the same set of beliefs.

I mean, if I were an Israel-basher, what exactly would I gain from buying into Masonic plot theories and Holocaust Denial? Yet once a man starts down on one of the wacky paths (be it "9/11 Truth", UFOlogy, Islam and what have you), after a short period you find out he's into the rest of them.

The same way, I guess, as those who call themselves "anarchists" always end up joining the rationally oxymoronic Anarchist Organizations, and submitting to the leaders thereof.

Posted by: Conservigilant at March 5, 2009 10:07 AM

It really makes me sick every time I read something this idiot has come up with. Maybe her idiocy will fry her brain one day and we won't have to listen to it anymore.

Posted by: Raptorman at March 5, 2009 10:08 AM

But she's a horrid singer...

Oh wait, I see what you did there!

Posted by: cowlove at March 5, 2009 10:12 AM

self-loathing jewess.

Posted by: nancz at March 5, 2009 10:12 AM

Apparently they have mostly run out of rockets in Gaza, they are using the backhoes of rebuilding to perform terrorist attacks now. Doesn't this mean backhoes will be banned? I wonder where they are going to tie their (children) sheilds.

Posted by: Eric at March 5, 2009 10:15 AM

Maybe her idiocy will fry her brain one day and we won't have to listen to it anymore.


cant fry what isnt there...

Posted by: Artfldgr at March 5, 2009 10:39 AM

Least. Appealing. Humanoid. Ever.

Posted by: Crit_Zer0 at March 5, 2009 11:11 AM

let's take a vote:

should hollyweird bail out the nation?

yes

or

no

Posted by: nancz at March 5, 2009 11:23 AM

YES!^

Posted by: 3bus at March 5, 2009 11:55 AM

Why on earth does anyone care what this revolting, washed- up hag has to say?
It seems like the only things she's ever been famous for were incidents in which she revealed how repulsive she was and is (i.e. butchering the National Anthem).

Posted by: Adam at March 5, 2009 12:39 PM

When one's career is in steep decline in Hollywood, all bets are off as to when they will begin to vomit forth these sorts of rants. My only serious question is why Christians still continue to support Isreal when most jews don't, and seem to mock those who do to no end. I know it's biblical, but turning the other cheek is rather tiresome, is it not?

Posted by: Right0fReagan at March 5, 2009 2:17 PM

That is something I've wondered about; why is Israel bent out of shape based on rocket attacks that are ridiculously ineffective? And why is it that the rocket attacks are so ineffective anyway?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 5, 2009 3:16 PM

I can see why anyone who is buying into Roseanne's retarded conspiracy theories would wish to remain anonymous.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 5, 2009 6:58 PM

"That is something I've wondered about; why is Israel bent out of shape based on rocket attacks that are ridiculously ineffective? And why is it that the rocket attacks are so ineffective anyway?"

It's all relative I guess, how would you like someone shooting at your kid's school with a .22 from say 3/4 mile away, it isn't very effective but what would your reaction be?

Posted by: JustAl at March 5, 2009 6:59 PM

Sing us a couple of bars of the National Anthem again, fat ass.

Posted by: bustoff at March 5, 2009 10:40 PM

Anon @ Mar 5, 3:16 pm - "That is something I've wondered about.."

So, um, did you bother trying to find out the answer, or did you just form an opinion without a clue what you were talking about?

For one, the rockets are NOT "ridiculously ineffective," they are highly lethal and destructive. The reason so few Israelis are hurt or killed is because they have bomb shelters and highly effective warning systems - Sderot residents have about 15 seconds to get into a bomb shelter when the siren goes. The rockets do a large amount of damage to infrastructure costing Israel millions, not to mention the millions more economic activity foregone because the entire town is pinned down under rocket fire a dozen times a day. Imagine if you were in a bullet proof car, and I was standing outside firing shot after shot at your windows, yelling about how my deity will punish you for your perceived injustices against me. That may be
'ineffective' as far as actually achieving your death. But no-one with a brain would ask you why you were 'bent out of shape' about it.

Posted by: mandible claw at March 6, 2009 1:02 AM

"That is something I've wondered about; why is Israel bent out of shape based on rocket attacks that are ridiculously ineffective.

The funny part is that this nitwit is probably scared to death of global warming.

self-loathing jewess

Finally, Roseanne Barr and I agree on something. I loathe her too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 6, 2009 8:19 PM

Roseanne would be right at home with Michael Rivero and all the other conspiracy nuts who think that the 'Joos' did 9/11.

Posted by: SK at March 6, 2009 9:59 PM

"Right of Reagan" - where do you get the idea that most Jews don't support Israel? Is that another one from the Big Moonbat Book Of Facts?

Anonymous: now that it's been explained to you quite clearly why Israel is concerned about rocket attacks, were you planning on acknowledging the explanation? Or do you have no real interest in the topic besides trying to make Israel look bad, and don't actually care about the actual explanation?

Posted by: mandible claw at March 7, 2009 9:31 AM

Typical circle-jerk logic from a demented hag of Hollywierd.

Posted by: BRUCE PIERCE at March 8, 2009 6:24 PM