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March 31, 2009

Prototype Tested for New Government Car

Posted by Dave Blount at March 31, 2009 9:51 AM

You would think this guy would get a break for driving a vehicle that looks like the eco-cars GM will be producing when it's run by the government:

A Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing a makeshift motorized bar stool he had rigged together, authorities said.
Police in Newark, located 30 miles east of Columbus, said when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 at about 5:40 p.m., they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, who was hospitalized with minor injuries, was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer that he had chugged down 15 beers. …
Wygle told police his motorized stool can go at a top speed of 38 mph.

Isn't 38 mph about the same top speed as a Smart Car? Chairman Zero is probably interviewing Wygle now for the empty top slot at GM. When his vehicle is mass produced and subsidized, they'll call it the Kennedy.

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Prototype for the new GM Kennedy.

On a tip from Wiggins.