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March 9, 2009
Prince Chucklehead: 100 Months Until Doom
Even as a Marxist radical deliberately plunges the American economy into depression — where the world economy will inevitably follow — Prince Charles remains focused on a still more serious issue: the phantom menace of global warming:
The Prince of Wales is preparing to tell the world we have "less than 100 months to act" before the damage caused by global warming becomes irreversible. Charles will issue the warming [sic] in a speech to business leaders in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil next week.
The Prince and his mare have been touring Latin America to spread the thoroughly discredited global warming gospel. His 16,400-mile private jet tour is estimated to raise the temperature of the planet by approximately 0.0000000°F, despite spewing more carbon than a commoner would in several lifetimes.
Chuckles is right about this much: global warming really is a serious problem, now that Chairman Zero is using it as an excuse to impose cap and trade tax grabs that will cripple our already wounded economy.

On tips from Wiggins and mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 9, 2009 10:16 AM
Comments
I felt kinda bad for Camilla for a second there after I saw that photo. It didn't last long though.
I still can't get over Chuckles' Aston Martin that runs on brandy. I'd expect leftists to be outraged by royalty driving a car fueled by brandy, but I guess there's some "environmental" reason for it, so it's OK.
Posted by: forest at March 9, 2009 11:20 AM
Damn Van that horse sure is perddy. :)
Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 9, 2009 11:22 AM
For years, they've been saying, "The world is going to end in 10 years!"
What's going to happen 30 years from now, when they are still whining, "The world is going to end in 10 years!"?
Hopefully, most people will just tell them, "STFU you smelly hippies! You've been saying the '10 years' crap for decades."
Posted by: Henry at March 9, 2009 11:22 AM
So when will PRINCE CHOW MEIN start by keeping his fat piehole shut and realy cut back on the HOT AIR?
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 9, 2009 11:36 AM
The case against inbreeding presents exhibit A.
(Btw, the Saudi population is heavily inbred; studies reported on PubMed show ca. 40% (IIRC) of Saudi marriages are illegally consanguineous by Western standards (e.g., between first cousins).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 9, 2009 11:51 AM
I'm also amused by the precision of his prediction. One hundred months. Not 99, not 101. One hundred on the nose.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 9, 2009 12:53 PM
I would sure like to see this doofus fall off the horrse and land on his head it sure wouldnt cuase any damage since he has absolutly nothing in his noggin but empty space
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 9, 2009 1:05 PM
What can be expected after centuries of inbreeding?
Posted by: IOpian at March 9, 2009 1:23 PM
Can you imagine, a few hundred years ago, a dork like this would have become king when it meant something!
My wife, a former British subject tells me that HRH the Queen can dictate who will ascend to the throne when she passes on. I disagree with that but were it true HRH should designate Prince Harry as the next king, he's the only one with any balls over there. Forget William, he's too much his father!
I remind my wife that as an American she no longer has to courtsy to royalty. We Americans don't bow or courtsy especially to assholes!.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at March 9, 2009 1:48 PM
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! May Charles' reign be short!
Posted by: Nancy at March 9, 2009 1:52 PM
Interesting......1998 was suppose to be the warmest year on record.
Since my son was born in 1999, this would mean Global Warming hasn't happened in his lifetime......something he is sure to mention when confronted by Gorebats.
Posted by: Betula at March 9, 2009 3:38 PM
Ok, so if in 100 months, it's too late to do anything, will they shut up?
Posted by: Max at March 9, 2009 4:45 PM
God help england if that doofus is ever corinated at king he would truly be their worse ever
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 9, 2009 7:21 PM
One can only hope, Max... one can only hope.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 9, 2009 7:47 PM
I have been studying global warming very closely lately. My junior science kit I got for Christmas prompted this.
I started Jan. 1st this year and measured the temperature every day. And I used a computer to ensure I recorded it at noon EVERYDAY.
The results are not finsihed but I see a definite warming trend since I started. My study will finsih on June 30th. I will then use this six months data trend to project the next six months of data.
Posted by: Parker at March 9, 2009 8:48 PM
"we have "less than 100 months to act" before the damage caused by global warming becomes irreversible"
Let's see the detailed scientific analysis behind this.
(and in the mean time, let's see them accurately forecast my local weather conditions over the next 5 days considering that Prince Charles is so certain about the less than 100 months. 5-days should be a piece of cake.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 9, 2009 9:58 PM
i pray to god you are joking, parker.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 9, 2009 10:12 PM
I needed that laugh today....only now my diet coke is all over my keyboard.
Posted by: Ed at March 10, 2009 7:22 AM
I,ll bet that horse is getting tired of having that moneky on its back
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 10, 2009 7:44 AM

