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March 9, 2009
Now It's Racist to Laugh at Goofy Beards
In Britainistan, Muslim police officer Javid Iqbal is suing because people laughed at his beard. Have a look:
Not laughing at this guy's beard would be like not sneezing after you snorted a shaker-full of pepper up your nose.
The put-upon Religion-of-Peacenik also claims that other officers "pulled faces at each other if told they had to go out on patrol with him" and once even failed to find special halal food for him. This is described as "institutional racism."
Iqbal was fired for performance issues that included failing to help a colleague arrest a violent offender and failing to report a rape. He had just showed up at work again after a 9-month leave of absence on full pay because he felt depressed when they finally canned the useless freak. But no doubt he'll be reinstated with a promotion and a raise, now that he's proven he knows how to get ahead in this world: declare yourself a victim and caterwaul like a baby with a full load in its diapers.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 9, 2009 6:57 AM
Comments
"Iqbal was fired for performance issues that included failing to help a colleague arrest a violent offender and failing to report a rape."
He failed to report a rape? I'm,uh, shocked.
Posted by: forest at March 9, 2009 7:18 AM
How many Lucky Charms boxtops did he have to send in to get that snazzy Dick Tracy wristwatch?
Posted by: Anonymouse at March 9, 2009 7:40 AM
So you cant make of some doofus like him becuase he it a untral sensitive liberal moonbat jerk WHY DONT HE MOVE BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST AND STAY THERE
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 9, 2009 7:42 AM
The only thing missing is a stove pipe hat and he would be LINCOLN.
Javid Iqbal, rocking the styles of the 60s. THE 1860s!
Posted by: Two Dogs at March 9, 2009 7:42 AM
The beard looks so fake, like a hook-around-the-ears type you'd wear for Halloween.
Why can't Britain grow some common sense? I've long since given up hope they'd grow some balls, but how about just a little sense?
Posted by: Karin at March 9, 2009 7:43 AM
Yah...right on there, Forest. THAT was what jumped out at me. And while I think the mustache option would have been wise for this otherwise good looking guy, the beard really isn't that weird...but then I'm acquainted with numerous folk of the Amish persuasion.
Posted by: Brooke at March 9, 2009 7:44 AM
funniest effing beard i've EVUH seen!
Posted by: nancz at March 9, 2009 8:10 AM
Kinda looks like C. Everett Koop.
Posted by: Henry at March 9, 2009 8:37 AM
Surely that beard's against dress standards? And yeah, he would be a pleasant-looking guy without the rug.. But then it sounds like he wasn't much of a police officer anyway.
Posted by: mandible claw at March 9, 2009 8:42 AM
Reminds me of that wooly willy toy I had when I was a kid. Anyways, the useless fucker deserved to be shitcanned. This will be a story when and if the idiots in Britian actually cave to his bitching.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at March 9, 2009 8:44 AM
No, making fun of the Amish would be ok according to PC doctrine because they are White Christians.
Posted by: chap at March 9, 2009 8:45 AM
His colleagues "pulled faces at each other if told they had to go out on patrol with him" and once even failed to find special halal food for him?
Oh, the humanity! We've got to stamp out face-pulling!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 9, 2009 9:37 AM
Seriously, though, if you're going to look like a dork, you've got to expect some ribbing. And if you look like a dork and don't do your job, you've got to expect the boot. Period.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 9, 2009 9:39 AM
C'mon yer a funnin me! Nobody would willingly look that stupid!
He could get a job as a razor tester, call Gillette, they could use this guy.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at March 9, 2009 2:14 PM
Jay Guevara said:
"Seriously, though, if you're going to look like a dork, you've got to expect some ribbing. And if you look like a dork and don't do your job, you've got to expect the boot. Period."
Sorry JG, them days is w-a-a-a-a-y over. This is The Revenge Of The Dorks days. Just look at all the court cases where the buttwad should have just had his ass kicked and it was over. Not today. There's gold in them thar courtrooms. If you're not qualified, even better! That's why I took early retirement from the FAA. Too many hamburger flippers in extremely complex technical jobs... that is, whenever they showed up.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at March 9, 2009 2:49 PM
If you look closely, you'll see it's not really a beard: it's his chest hair, combed upward and sprayed into plpace.
Posted by: ruddie at March 9, 2009 5:34 PM
PETA should be all over this guy for gluing a black cat to his jawline!
Posted by: Sage at March 9, 2009 6:22 PM
So he shaves... PART of his face... so he looks... like a total dork... and he expects his cow-orkers to find him his halal foods... when he can't trouble himself to report a RAPE? AND THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO WHOM THIS DOESN'T FAIL TO MAKE SENSE?
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at March 9, 2009 6:35 PM
Do George Miller and/or his buddy wanna fill us in on this one? They're the current English "gents" who frequent the site. How does this story make you guys feel?
Posted by: Anonymous at March 9, 2009 6:53 PM
Chuck, remind me to take the train. Or, even better, video conference.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 9, 2009 7:20 PM
Diapers? Did you say DIAPERS???
DIAPER = NAPPY = TOWELHEAD = RACISM!!!!!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at March 9, 2009 11:19 PM
Well if ANYONE over the age of 35 can see that guy and NOT think of Wooly Willy, they're insane.
Posted by: Anniee451 at March 9, 2009 11:34 PM
I heard that in RUSSIA that PETER THE GREAT got so tired of seeing the BOYERS in the long robes and beard he would go around with a pair of scssors and trim their robes and ripped off their beards with his own bare hands
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 10, 2009 12:37 PM
