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Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the bears swimming in order to hunt? Don't they need to dive to do that? I mean, they're not paddling around on the surface for fun. Try diving in a life-vest sometime. I also notice that the pictured bear is wearing an ORANGE vest... way to go, destroying his natural camo that he relies on to sneak up on prey.

For the bears, I'd think a more accurate term would be "starvation vest".

I want them to videotape and YouTube the first group of morons that try to put one of these on a polar bear. Then we'll get to see either the morons becoming lunch for the bear, or we get to watch the morons inflict pain and suffering on the bear when they have to tranquilizer-dart the bear into submission so they can suit him or her up.

Either way, it's not going to turn out well for the eco-kooks. And if they don't tranq the bear, it'll make great theater.

Yogi wears a green tie.

Smokey where's a park ranger's hat.

Winnie has his red polo shirt that never quite covers his belly.

Bears wearing clothes is natural. Oh, wait...those are all cartoons. I hate it when real life gets in the way of my reality.

Hiram, you make excellent points. My God! Take that thing off of him! Isn't it illegal to be tampering with these bears like this? I thought that maybe you were allowed to attach a radio collar or eartag, but you couldn't put little outfits on them. We don't do that to sharks.

My darkside likes Watcher's idea, too.

Watcher, that's the right idea. Fascinating to watch these Moonbats being attacked and eaten by the polar bears, much less the tigers (putting a bullet-proof vest on a tiger? Are you insane?).

Look forward to the video . . .

Good Lord.

These nuts have a problem.

So are they going to make them orange so we can see them? If they make them orange, the bears will starve because their prey (seals, small whales, birds, reindeer, etc.) will see them.

If they make them white so the bears can hunt, then the bears will kill the moonbats poster childern whales and seals.

Oh, it is so tough being a moonbat and trying to control nature.

http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/

Polar bears FLOAT! Just like bumbles bounce.
1) Polar bears eat seals (baby ones mostly).
2) Seals are mammals (they breathe air).
If there are NO holes in the ice, the seals will drown, and not be supplying food to the polar bears.
A) Too much ice and bears starve, not too LITTLE.
B) Polar bears only drown when they swim UNDER too MUCH ice.
They are too stupid to even understand nature, they shouldn't be in charge of it.

They are also promoting a bullet proof vest for tigers at that site.

Sooo, when this predator starves to death because it can no longer sneak up on its prey by blending in with it's surroundings....who then will be at fault for its death.

Polar bears can swim a 100 miles and as far as 60 miles without stopping to rest. They are often spotted more than a 100 miles from shore. They can stay under water at least 2 minutes and usually cruise about 6 miles an hour. They can pop up out of the water and grab something 15 feet above the water--that's one way to catch seals up on ice. These facts are easy to find on Google.

They have been around quite awhile and surely have seen some warm periods and survived rather well. They eat seals and people (no apparent preference).

I agree with Watcher. A friend of mine once witnessed (from a safe distance) a polar bear take umbrage with a Volkswagon parked in its path. It ripped the car apart. Polar bears make cuddly toys, but are VERY BIG PREDATORS in real life. Trying to get a life vest on a live bear could be a pay per view event.

Polarbears dont need any life jackets and their certianly not threatened as the eco-jerks are claiming and there is no global warming its a big time fruad by the greenpeace jerks and that stupid AL GORE

Watch it. Obama will hear about this and consider creating new jobs of putting life vests on polar bears. Obama, saviour of the polar bear.

Feed the GREENPEACE jerks to the OLARBEARS,KILLER WHALES AND MAN EATING SKUAS AND SAVE SOME FOR OL FLU-BIRD HYUKHYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

I wasn't going to post today, but HOLY COW! (Praise Elsie!)

Sunday on the Discovery channel, I caught part of their Earth series. In it they said that there was plenty of food in the Artic, the wildlife just had to break through the ice. So that means that "global warming" melting the ice is a GOOD THING!

I don't doubt this artical, for years, moonbats have been advocating bullet-proof vests for tigers.

Thanks to this kind of thinking -wolves, coyotes, and cougars are migrating into the suburbs in Michigan.
Fortunately- we have concealed carry laws.

I hope that is photoshop, otherwise the other bears will make fun of him! If it's a guy, he is just plain out of luck come mating season wearing a sissy thing like that.

Liberals not only tamper with our lives but the lives of wild animals as well. They are the dumbasses that will destroy our enviroment with their stupid ideas. There must be a way to cure the disease of liberalism.

Everything these crazies do to fix things makes them worse--kind of like the Obama administration.

The ecoweenies make it difficult for anything to live their stupid lawsuits and rediculous demands ITS TIM TO MAROON ALL THE ECO-FREAKS ON SOME DISTENT PLANET AND LET THE WILD THINGS FROM THE PLANET EAT THEM ALL UP

So...

Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" is the accepted norm right up until you see it happen?

Or is it the point where you think that you caused the "Unfit" environment...?

APRIL FOOLS!

There must be a way to cure the disease of liberalism.

Only with a headshot, just like zombies.

EVIL MONK this whole survival of the fitest is the liberal moonbat poppycock bull twaddle and rediculous nonsense

Is this an April Fool's Day joke or what? They are not SERIOUSLY considering doing something as dumb as this?? Wait............. forgot we were talking about eco-nut libs. Okay then, carry on.

Yogi wears a green tie.

Smokey where's a park ranger's hat.

Winnie has his red polo shirt that never quite covers his belly.

Bears wearing clothes is natural. Oh, wait...those are all cartoons. I hate it when real life gets in the way of my reality.

LOL!! Had to steal that quip for the blog, catholicdude. Man, that was funny.