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March 23, 2009
Moonbat Media Reports "Man" Pregnant With Twins
The media's obsequious pandering to politically correct sexual depravity has reduced the news to a surreal farce:
A Spanish man is set to become the first in the world to give birth to twins.
Transexual Ruben Noe Coronado, 25, is due to become a dad at the end of September.
Ruben, born a woman called Stephanie, will bring the boys up with partner Esperanza Ruiz, 43.
Lest you consider this situation unwholesome…
The pair plan to marry before they become parents.
In the bizarre nightmare that serves the mainstream media as reality, this won't be the first time a man has given birth.
Bearded American Thomas Beattie made headlines round the world after giving birth to daughter Susan Juliette last June.
The 35-year-old, born Tracy Lagondino, is expecting a second child with wife Nancy this summer.
Like Beattie, Ruben is officially a man but retained his female reproductive organs.
"Officially a man." If the moonbat establishment can lie about the climate, why shouldn't it lie about people's chromosomes?
Like the weirdos who bring us the news, Ruben has an agenda:
I've gone public with this so people start to see transexual pregnancy as normal.
When that day comes, it will be time to thank Muslims for standing ready to put us out of our misery.
On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 23, 2009 7:36 AM
Comments
I knew something was up with that hack "musician" Moby! LOL!!
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at March 23, 2009 7:55 AM
The age of consent in Spain is 12, and incest is legal between consenting adults.
But, of course, the left has no agenda beyond same-sex marriage. /sarc
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 23, 2009 8:06 AM
Are you sure this story didnt come from the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS or maybe the NEW YORK TIMES
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 23, 2009 8:15 AM
old news here in the nanny state of oregon. i just want to know how you can be legally a "man" when you have all the girl parts left? so, you are not REALLY a man, just a wannabe. well, i say i am a princess and i live in fairy land.... so it is true! from now on i am princes gomer girl to you! and it makes it true!
Posted by: Anonymous at March 23, 2009 8:20 AM
I can't help but worry about "the children". I hear all the time "it's for the children", but this is a case whare I'd support child services removing the child from those freaks.
Posted by: bjd at March 23, 2009 8:24 AM
Yeah, and thanks for that nauseating picture, Van. I'm not a violent woman, but I feel like smacking someone's smug self-satisfied smirk right off their ugly mugs.
Posted by: Karin at March 23, 2009 8:28 AM
why do they keep reporting these people as male?
they were born female and have all their equipment intact, this is a female giving birth.
Posted by: furballz at March 23, 2009 8:37 AM
These wicked homosexuals need to be put to death!
Posted by: Michael at March 23, 2009 8:38 AM
yeah, let's glue a horn to the forehead of a horse and "officially" call it a unicorn. I could make some dough off that little stunt in a crowd of friggin' moonbats!
As for the photo of "Ruben": freakin' gay homo! Take those kids away from these freaks of nature!
Posted by: Hoof Hearted at March 23, 2009 8:44 AM
This story reminds me of Frank Zappa's song, Mufin Man.
"Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin!"
Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day...
Posted by: Nathaniel M at March 23, 2009 9:41 AM
It reminds me of Frank Zappa's "You Are What You Is"
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
A cow don't make ham
You ain't what you're not
So see what you've got
You are what you is
And that's all it is
Posted by: Parley at March 23, 2009 9:47 AM
John Cougar Mellonhead blames Ronald Reagan for the state of the music industry.
Moonbats upset over Sarah Jane Olson's Parole. They're indignant because a middle-class white radical got better treatment than a darker-skinned drug dealer would have.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 23, 2009 9:48 AM
These wicked homosexuals need to be put to death!
Posted by: Michael at March 23, 2009 8:38 AM
Nice try troll, but you do not get to collect $200 when you pass 'Go'.
Posted by: Nathaniel M at March 23, 2009 9:49 AM
Only Obama's bestest friend Achmadinnerjacket (and his coreligionists) thinks that homosexuals should be put to death.
Posted by: Karin at March 23, 2009 10:34 AM
Speaking of Moonbats calling black white and night day, it didn't take long for those at Indy Media (IndyBay.org) to blame the violent death of 3 police officers (+1 declared brain dead) on...
police officers!
The shooting happened this weekend in the city that is competing with Detroit to be a the biggest criminal sinkhole in the US, Oakland, CA.
The gunman killed and injured motorcycle cops during a traffic stop then fled to his sister's apartment not too far away and blasted officers as they entered the room he had holed up in w/ an AK47.
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2009/03/22/18580559.php?show_comments=1#18580965
Here's just one of many 'whoppers' found in the comment section of this article that was written by "Copwatch13".
imagine that the other cops learned an important lesson yesterday and won't be so quick to storm in to the next guy's house. oaklanders fight back. 1 for 4...
who lost that battle? let it be a lesson.
Careless aggressive cops learned the hard way
by not ridiculous
Sunday Mar 22nd, 2009 3:16 PM
4 cops die and who is to blame? An irrational man who has no authority or accountability to uphold the law but for his own volition or those who are put in social contract to due just that and ignore it time and time again. Just look at how many people have unjustly died at the hands of pigs since the year began in oakland and beyond. The statistics are much harder to find and much more overwhelming once you do.
Fuck the Police.
Y'all don't get it
by oldguy
Sunday Mar 22nd, 2009 3:42 PM
Posted by: Nathaniel M at March 23, 2009 10:59 AM
CAPTIAN CUNT AND PINKOMAN
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 23, 2009 11:35 AM
Man, is that an Ozzie and Harriet couple, or what...??
"Bearded American Thomas Beattie made headlines round the world after giving birth to daughter Susan Juliette last June."
Boy, something as earth-shaking as that deserves all the headlines it gets- imagine that: a woman actually becoming pregnant and giving birth...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Toa at March 23, 2009 12:25 PM
Uh -- did anybody here ever hear of the word TOLERANCE?
Posted by: MST at March 23, 2009 12:48 PM
TOLERANCE? Ain't that the word PC types bandy about when they want their audience to blindly accept something egregious?
Yah, hey dere; I've heard of it, yah hey.
Posted by: docitburnswhenipost at March 23, 2009 1:20 PM
I tolerate quite a bit, MST. You, for one thing.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 23, 2009 1:31 PM
Holy, Hannah! No wonder she didn't want to be a woman! She's bald, and she looka like a man!
Posted by: Anonymous at March 23, 2009 3:48 PM
OMG, "Rueben" looks a lot like one of my brothers!
Posted by: Anonymous at March 23, 2009 5:14 PM
Sometimes I feel like we've suddenly been shifted into a parallel universe or something. How long until there are more than two boxes to check on any form that requires identifying one's gender?
Posted by: Kathleen at March 23, 2009 6:53 PM
No way TOA becuase OZZIE and HARRIET were a streight good old american family not at all like THE SIMPSONS
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 23, 2009 8:07 PM
Genetically, there are only two possibilities. Either the 23rd chromosome pair is XX or XY. XX's are female, XY's are male. I realize that there are a few people with extra chromosomes, but there aren't that many.
Posted by: James McEnanly at March 23, 2009 8:09 PM
MST-
To paraphrase "South Park", there is tolerance, and then there's acceptance.
We don't have to accept this, this is a gross misrepresentation of basic genetics. That is not a man, it is a woman who dresses like a man and most likely has had a voluntary mastectomy (breast removal).
I have no issues with the gay community (I stand ready for the flack...), however, I have issue with the idea that someone can simply claim what amounts to "natural oppression" and just call themselves any old thing they desire, and we have to go along with the charade.
A spade is a spade, a man is a man, and this is a sick joke to play on innocent young children. I suppose that you might display (righteous) anger at mental experiments performed on children from birth to examine their processes of forming ideas, but yet this is somehow a beautiful relationship harbored in love and self respect?
Spare us your intellectually bankrupt sneers, and kindly leave us to our quiet disgust...
Posted by: Evil Monk at March 23, 2009 11:37 PM
This was such a mess of illogical idiology that I had to write more and expound upon my statement above.
MST, please consider reading:
http://righteousrantings.blogspot.com/2009/03/abomination-of-tolerance.html
Posted by: Evil Monk at March 24, 2009 1:59 AM
To paraphrase the great G. K. Chesterton once again...
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without conviction.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 24, 2009 6:15 AM
Aw c'mon, Flu-bird, ya gotta know I was being sarcastic...REEEAAAL sarcastic.
Posted by: Toa at March 24, 2009 7:20 AM
