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March 10, 2009
Chairman Zero Deploys Zombie Army
Here's something we can expect to see a lot of from our Community Organizer in Chief: Obama is attempting to overcome resistance to his Cloward-Piven spending spree by deploying armies of glassy-eyed ACORN types to bang on doors and persuade us peasants that our greedy rulers know best.
First Obamunists must pledge support for the economic suicide pact, which entails deliberately wasting enough money to put the country in debt for generations. Then they are sent out to harass the populace. They won't be carrying tire irons — yet.
Mitch Stewart of Organizing for America rallies the troops:
By pledging and building support you will be taking the first steps towards establishing a nationwide grassroots network, neighborhood by neighborhood, standing side by side with President Obama as we bring about our agenda for change.
A presence in every neighborhood will be helpful when it comes to identifying counter-revolutionaries who cling to their guns or whisper skeptical comments about the global warming hoax. Obama's Weather Underground associates estimated that 25 million Americans would need to be rounded up and liquidated before we could achieve the glorious collectivist utopia now known as Change.
On tips from mega and Conan.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 10, 2009 7:06 AM
Comments
Let 'em try. People are pissed. This will prove to be a difficult and unpleasant job for the zombies. They will spend their days taking smoke "breaks."
Posted by: Karin at March 10, 2009 7:21 AM
We need some guidelines for citizens to print out and keep handy when they receive "the knock in the night" from these robots.
When they come to my door, they will find themselves encumbered with an additional companion on their journey.
I will join them to provide a dissenting voice, after all, its all about fairness, right?
I suggest others do the same, it's time to respond in kind.
Posted by: JW Wright at March 10, 2009 7:21 AM
These Zombie morons better watch out in states with a Castle law. Just saying!
Posted by: stephana at March 10, 2009 7:23 AM
You know, they say the sound of racking a pump shotgun is one of the most universally recognized sounds. I have a feeling it's a sound the Organizing America zombies will be hearing frequently.
Oh, and please be sure to bring a tire iron when you come calling at my door...
Posted by: Henry at March 10, 2009 7:24 AM
The same kind of zombies that OBAMA THE EVIL wants in his cabnet of zombies
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 10, 2009 7:33 AM
I remember when I was a kid my old Castle Grayskull had a trap door I loved to play with. I wonder how much it would cost to have and full size trap door put on my front porch?
Posted by: jcebern at March 10, 2009 8:02 AM
*a full size.
Posted by: jcebern at March 10, 2009 8:05 AM
Obama is underestimating the populist dissent. This will backfire greatly for the Dems. Also, this shows that the Conservative message is getting out there and scaring Obama and his handlers. All this means is that WE need to push him harder. We are winning!
http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Franklin's Locke at March 10, 2009 8:23 AM
JW, EXCELLENT idea. Wish I had thought of it.
Posted by: Bah Humbug at March 10, 2009 9:04 AM
>>...you will be taking the first steps towards establishing a nationwide grassroots network...>>
That's odd, for years they have been telling us that they ARE "grassroots" America! So, they admit that they LIED?
Did you hear that, Liberals? YOUR LEADERS LIED TO YOU!!
"jcebern at March 10, 2009 8:02 AM"
Where were you when I was renovating my house the last couple of months?
Posted by: KHarn at March 10, 2009 6:17 PM
Once again Van, you insult zombies everywhere by calling these people 'zombies'. As a zombie rep, I must ask you to stop and eat your brain at the same time.
Posted by: Big_Daddy at March 10, 2009 7:15 PM
Big_Daddy, your name wouldn't be "Stubbs", would it...?
Posted by: Toa at March 11, 2009 5:27 PM
