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March 20, 2009
Chairman Zero Addresses Serious Concerns
Don't think our Community Organizer in Chief is wasting all his time telling awkward jokes on the Tonight Show. He's also been attending to serious business, like endorsing a UN statement calling for worldwide support of homosexual depravity.
"The administration's leadership on this issue will be a powerful rebuke of an earlier Bush administration position that sought to deny the universal application of human rights protections to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) individuals," said Mark Bromley of the Council for Global Equality, which promotes equal rights for homosexuals.
"This is long past overdue and we are encouraged by the signal it sends that the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people will now be considered human rights," said Rea Carey, the executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.
Nowadays human rights entail things like the right to be hired, the right not to be fired, the right to sue everyone in sight whenever you decide to be offended, the right to cram a perverse and extremely unhealthy lifestyle down society's throat, et cetera, so it's not surprising that militant homosexual activists are delighted.
In other cultural news, Chairman Zero has appointed Kareem Dale to oversee American culture. Any aspects of it that fail to attain the highest standards of political correctness will no doubt receive Dale's stern attention. This ambitious bureaucrat apparently has two jobs, because just last month he was named special assistant to the president for disability policy. Dale is partially blind; Obama must be hoping he can't see well enough to have watched the Tonight Show last night.
Meanwhile, the Treasury Department remains mostly unstaffed, as the economy plunges toward depression.
On tips from mega and J.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2009 7:21 AM
Comments
Go back to the movie INDEPENDENCE DAY and think of the part in the movie when the WHITEHOUSE explodes when the aliens use that crazy ray on it now think of BARACK OBAMA as one of those evil alien creatures
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at March 20, 2009 7:41 AM
Obama stimulus rebate backfiring. What a mess. Singles/families with 2 or more jobs will get multiple stimulus payments then have to pay them back next year. Isnt this going to explode the up front money flowing out of the government? Just think of how many people work 2 jobs these days. I know one couple that has 2 part time jobs each!
http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/09079/956965-28.stm
"But if you're single and have two jobs, it's possible that both employers will reduce your withholding, meaning you'll essentially get $800 in tax refunds through the rest of 2009, instead of $400, the limit for most individuals. You don't get to keep it, though -- you'd owe it back to the federal government."
Posted by: Name at March 20, 2009 7:47 AM
And what a complete cluster that is, Name.
Chairman Zero's index is back down to 4 today, after flirting with 7 for a couple of days. (These are rolling 3 day averages).
Posted by: Karin at March 20, 2009 7:59 AM
The backlash on this will start when 'don't ask don't tell' is aboloshed.
Posted by: Eric at March 20, 2009 8:58 AM
Why didn't he give this portfolio to Rahm Emanuel? That would make more sense, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 20, 2009 9:23 AM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK He looks like a complete dork wearing that rediculous hat even BATMANS ol nemisis THE MAD HATTER shouldnt want to steal this one HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at March 20, 2009 2:27 PM
That is a funny photoshop.
Caption Contest?
"When I say 'blow', I aint no talkin about what I put in my nose!"
Posted by: Oiao at March 20, 2009 4:07 PM
Next stop Folsom Street Festival
Posted by: So What at March 20, 2009 6:13 PM
Wow - VH and the posters here are ignorant and evil.
Denouncing an entire group of people based on their sexual orientation. Nice.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 21, 2009 1:30 PM
I wonder what Mary Cheney - who was born a lesbian - would say about this site?
Posted by: Anonymous at March 21, 2009 1:32 PM
"Anonymous at March 21, 2009 1:32 PM"
You must feel so good ABOUT YOURSELF for being so SOCIALY AWARE. That's all you Liberals care about.
Posted by: KHarn at March 21, 2009 4:35 PM
