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February 10, 2009
Val Kilmer May Run for Governor of New Mexico
As America begins to circle the drain, new opportunities are opening in the kakistocracy for the lowest elements of our society. For example, the egomaniacal if mediocre actor Val Kilmer wants to run for governor of New Mexico. He claims to have the support of disgraced current governor Bill Richardson, who was going to be Chairman Zero's Commerce secretary, but had to bow out due to excessively conspicuous ethics violations.
Kilmer's attitude toward the military is a good fit with our country's current liberal leadership. Here he is explaining why an actor knows more about combat than a soldier:
A guy who's lived through the horror of Vietnam has not spent his life preparing his mind for it. He's some punk. Most guys were borderline criminal or poor, and that's why they got sent to Vietnam. It was all the poor, wretched kids who got beat up by their dads, guys who didn't get on the football team, couldn't finagle a scholarship. They didn't have the emotional equipment to handle that experience. But this is what an actor trains to do. I can more effectively represent that kid in Vietnam than a guy who was there.
"Some punk" — Kilmer may not be very good at acting, but like a true lib, he's an ace at projection.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 10, 2009 7:27 AM
Comments
VALerie is looking for a new job since his TV series Knight Rider (he is the voice of the car in the remake) is on its way towards cancellation.
Posted by: Name at February 10, 2009 7:49 AM
Why is this guy, who was 16 when that war ended, making the Viet Nam war the centerpiece of his campaign? I am also certain that referring to these people, now in their late 50's and early 60's, is not going to be popular with them or their loved ones.
Posted by: James McEnanly at February 10, 2009 8:08 AM
Punk? I've shot better men than he. Ass hole.
Posted by: JohnC. at February 10, 2009 8:13 AM
Iceman, your a stupid cunt.
Posted by: Boonie at February 10, 2009 8:25 AM
Look at those pathetic arms! That quote in blue is sheer lunacy. Please, please tell me that he would be unelectable.
Posted by: Karin at February 10, 2009 9:12 AM
"circle the drain"...that is a beautiful and apt metaphor.
Posted by: Fiberal at February 10, 2009 9:29 AM
no more reading this blog while i eat breakfast....gag again. now for the eye bleach!
Posted by: gomergirl at February 10, 2009 9:51 AM
Wait a minute...wait a minute.
V al K ilmer.
On a tip from V the K? Could it be...?
No. That is too disturbing to even contemplate...
Posted by: matt at February 10, 2009 11:29 AM
Kiss my rosy red Staff Sergeant ass, Kilmer.
I was Air Force and have a Mensa level IQ and a couple of colledge degrees.
My cousin Craig was a platoon leader right in Jungle Hell and got his degree before he went in.
I dare this ratbag to come down to the VFW and spout off that nonsense when a few of us "punks" are there having an adult beverage. Better yet, why wasn't he in Iraq or Afghistan showing the "punks" there how to fight? This is a typical Hollywood butt biscuit talking about something he knows absolutely nothing about. Crawl up our collective ass Kilmer, eat s**t and die you crapweasel.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at February 10, 2009 12:33 PM
Halfway between a dork and a doofus
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Shame that the guy who played Madmartigan in 'Willow' and the voices of both Moses and God in 'The Prince of Egypt' (Those are I believe pretty much his only good movies) is such a pathetic pansy in real life.
Posted by: Adam at February 10, 2009 12:59 PM
The only reality where actors are better at combat than soldiers is, ironically, Team America: World Police.
"Matt Damon!"
Posted by: BURNING HOT at February 10, 2009 8:07 PM
I can only hope any brother who lives in Val's area of operations drives by and sticks the middle finger in his face.
New web site - NoVotes4ValKilmer.com? Anyone?
Posted by: Oiao at February 10, 2009 10:04 PM
This tired, old, bloated, douche bag, Nancy Boy, mother fucker is far too inept and undisciplined to become governor. Even if the sheeple of New Mexico were stupid enough to elect him, he wouldn’t be able to Man up to the responsibility.
Posted by: Raider at February 11, 2009 12:09 AM
