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February 11, 2009
Soon to Follow Porkulus: Gun Confiscation
What will be next for the Obamunists, after they have used the recession as a pretext to spend $trillions of our money in a bid to crush capitalism under mountains of government debt? Since people are already aware that yesterday's "stimulus package" was an extravagantly expensive fraud not even intended to help the economy, it won't be long before they start getting extremely angry. Fortunately for the government, it won't matter how mad we are, once our liberal masters have had us declawed.
For an idea of what's coming on the Obamunist wish list, have a look at The Obama Forum, which bills itself as "the forum for supporters of Barack Obama." Below are comments from a thread entitled "Gun Control & Confiscation President Obama's Plan For Disarming White America. Yes We Can!"
Anyone who doesn't want to turn in their guns is a racist Just admit it, if you don't want to turn in your guns you secretly harbor a dislike for blacks and want to kill them all, but don't worry you can redeem yourself by turning in your guns so what are you waiting for.
The fact that gun owners are racist is common knowledge. That's why we need the OYB (Obama Youth Brigade). Otherwise, the supporters of Obama will be defenseless against these bigots.
This is as close as you'll find to a voice of reason:
I can't be a racist, I'm black. Besides, I need it to defend myself when walking around my block.
To which another Obamunist responds,
Well naturally black people can keep their guns.
…and another chimes in,
We have to target law abiding gun owners, 99% of witch aren't black. This will be a perfect oppurtunity to disarm white america. Only then can we bring about change.
Soon the discussion goes completely off the rails.
Roy Rogers had guns with ivory grips… probably to match his pastey white wife's ass. I mean her face was whiter than that damn white ass horse Trigger. You know with a name like that you've got yourself some real life gun nuts there baby.
Getting back on track…
But guns shouldn't be the only thing confiscated. Racist books and magazines like the Turner Diaries should be confiscated and burned.
Maybe the whole forum is a parody; with Obamunism it's impossible to tell. But one thing is certain: like all socialist regimes, our current one will eventually seek to disarm us.
On a tip from Randy M.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 11, 2009 8:03 AM
Comments
Looks like a parody to me. Some of those comments are just too far fetched.
Posted by: Andy Orlovsky at February 11, 2009 8:14 AM
a parody.
Posted by: mega at February 11, 2009 8:43 AM
I think it's a parody, but sadly, it isn't much of a parody...
I wonder who is behind it? A conservative making fun of liberals, or a liberal trying to set bait for conservatives?
Posted by: Judith M. at February 11, 2009 8:59 AM
Only a simpleton falls for such an obviously ploy. A brave man that wishes to remain free laughs off the guilt bombs of racist and bigot then simply plans and waits for a clean shot.
Posted by: Lord Crimson at February 11, 2009 9:11 AM
it may be parody, but the premise is there just the same - this admin would love nothing more than to disarm "whitebread" america - then of course, we know who'd have all the gunz when that happens - THUGS WHO SUPPORTED THIS ADMINISTRATION!
Posted by: nancz at February 11, 2009 9:13 AM
it's parody - check this thread out on the best fried chicken! BWAH! almost choked on a wingbone there.
Posted by: nancz at February 11, 2009 9:17 AM
it's just as scary that someone thinks this is funny. i was hoping for the best when he was elected, but i think that the worst is what we re going to get.
Posted by: gomergirl at February 11, 2009 9:44 AM
Confiscate my guns? Send people you won't miss.
Racist? When did that happen? I wish someone would have told me...
Posted by: john at February 11, 2009 10:33 AM
Molon labe.
Posted by: Scaramouche at February 11, 2009 10:36 AM
Shotguns don't have to be registered, and don't leave traceable bullet fragments. Just saying.
Posted by: Eric at February 11, 2009 11:03 AM
I dont have any guns,
I dont have any bulletts,
I have friends who are black.
Come to my house when it hits the fan.
Posted by: czuch at February 11, 2009 11:24 AM
It's definitely a parody.
Another thread on that site is entitled "How will Lord Obama git rid of all the Whiteys?"
Posted by: Adam at February 11, 2009 11:29 AM
Eight evil tyrants who disarmed their citizens then murdered them in cold blood and our own elected dictator wants us disarmed SIC SEMPTER TYRANUS OBAMA
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 11, 2009 12:37 PM
OK, if it's parody, I'll take your word for it. I thought it was real, but I've been conditioned by reading the shanghaied comments from the DU posted at Conservative Cave. You should see what they say when it comes to economics, and especially the stock market. They think the Dow is "some dude" who lowers it on will in order to get revenge on Obama. It's priceless and sad.
Posted by: Karin at February 11, 2009 1:59 PM
this admin would love nothing more than to disarm "whitebread" america
They want much more than that: "This will be a perfect oppurtunity to disarm white america. Only then can we bring about change." I shudder to think what the author means by that. I suspect that placing whites in slavery is the real point, though I doubt they'd admit it.
Posted by: Bob Smith at February 11, 2009 2:47 PM
"It's a parody". It's all well and good to SAY that, but there are plenty of idiots who will read this and say "Hey, that's a great idea!".
Animal rights and global warming COULDN'T POSSIBLY have been serious, yet they are now billion dollar industries with powerful political connections.
People should be careful what they write, no matter how "obvious" it may be, some idiot may believe it and spread the word to other idiots and start a cause.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 11, 2009 6:45 PM
THEY CAN HAVE MY BLASTER WHEN THEY CAN PRY MY COLD DEAD FINGERS FROM AROUND IT
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 11, 2009 7:59 PM
Spurwig - your Baster? About 20 minutes per pound at 350.
Posted by: Oiao at February 11, 2009 11:00 PM
Posted this in another thread, but it seems to fit here as well:
Posted by: Anonymous at February 12, 2009 2:02 AM
