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February 2, 2009
MSM Offers Opportunity to Merge With the Anointed One
The Cult of the Moonbat Messiah just keeps getting creepier:
Follow the instructions at the Detroit Free Press and you too can merge your face with BHO's and become one with The One.
So much for the media providing a brake on government. Joseph Goebbels wouldn't have pushed statist idolatry this far.
On tips from V the K and Burning Hot. Hat tip: The Ryskind Sketchbook.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 2, 2009 11:47 AM
Comments
"I am Obama, of Socialism/Liberalism. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us."
Posted by: Tuari at February 2, 2009 12:02 PM
I left my two cents worthless on that site.
Posted by: KHarn at February 2, 2009 12:07 PM
Wonder if I can take a pic of my ass then merge that..
Posted by: Boonie at February 2, 2009 12:08 PM
Nah, that's not creepy. Not at all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 2, 2009 12:12 PM
No Thanks i want absolutly nothing to do with OBAMASES THE GRAPE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 2, 2009 12:21 PM
Can't we just bombard them with mergers of the 0 with Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot...
I think I'll give it a shot...
I'll bet most of the goobs running that site don't even know what Goering looked like... or Trotsky, Lenin, Ho Chi Minh....
We could have a lot of fun with this.
Posted by: hiram at February 2, 2009 12:23 PM
Hiram... I think you're on to something...
Posted by: Anonymous at February 2, 2009 12:31 PM
Nope. Man, that sux.
It's like a pdf that you download, cut out, and hold in front of half your face like some demented halloween mask & take a photo... then email the pic to them. Too damn much trouble. But the comments on the DFP's page are great... such as:
Is it any wonder you people are going out of business?
I have seen quite a bit of amazingly stupid things in your paper, lo these many years, but this one ranks right up there.
The sooner you go out of business the better!
You suck!
Posted by: hiram at February 2, 2009 12:48 PM
Tell us what part of Obama is in you...
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.
Posted by: V the K at February 2, 2009 1:12 PM
DEFINITELY take a few minutes to go over there and read the comments. Many comments left, and all but one were outraged and disgusted by the stupidity of this arts and crafts project and the O admin in general.
The one Koolaid Kommenter used the phrase "believe in Him."
Posted by: Karin at February 2, 2009 1:18 PM
What's next? Cosmetic surgery to look like "The Anointed One?" OHHHHHHH......wouldn't that be creepy?
Posted by: yikes at February 2, 2009 2:19 PM
*shudder*
Perhaps that will be the battle cry of the Obama generation : "The Same!"
Posted by: comet at February 2, 2009 2:53 PM
Hiram, I'm working on it, but I fear anything negative will be screened out by the moonies at the news site. I wish it would just let you post your own damn pictures.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 2, 2009 4:06 PM
Here's a thought--if the Detroit News and the Detroit Press ever merged and became one newspaper would the name be The Detroit News-Free Press?
Posted by: Graycat at February 2, 2009 4:27 PM
TOTALLY creepy. I guess it's some consolation that most of those who left comments had the same (sane) opinions us normal folks do.
Posted by: Kathleen at February 2, 2009 4:58 PM
more Obama-porn. watch that PBS commercial posted on Moonbattery to see more of the same-same. lame-lame. ;)
"Got a match? Well I do. Your face and my ass!"
- Kimberly Scott playing Winnie Hicks in the movie Flatliners (1990)
Posted by: clean end of turd at February 2, 2009 6:16 PM
Just what I have been looking for! Yeah! Awesome!!
No really, can you imagine having that picture hanging up in your living room. After what will happen the next four years I would be ashamed.
Posted by: seth at February 2, 2009 8:06 PM
Say - y'all remember "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2009 9:37 PM
This Obama zombie bullsh*t used to be annoying, but now it's just amusing.It's an interesting psychological phenomenon watching these botards repeat the same mistakes over and over and over, whilst lecturing those of us who still have a functioning brain to "get on board" with their hysteria. Can't wait for reality to hit these people. Moonbat disappointment is rare, as they rarely have the brains to recognize when they should feel it, but it's the height of hilarity to watch unfold.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at February 2, 2009 10:19 PM
I used Photoshop to merge the Obamessiah with the real Messiah. I am sure it won't pass the worshipful screeners at Freepland.
I really like the idea of Che, though! I'll have to try it out...
Posted by: Blue on the Blue Coast at February 2, 2009 10:21 PM
Tell us what part of Obama is in you...
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.
Posted by: V the K at February 2, 2009 1:12 PM
Thanks for making me spit my coffee on the keyboard, V.
Posted by: mandible claw at February 2, 2009 10:48 PM
And then there's the matter of the bad artwork. The faces don't line up or anything. It looks like one of those movies where you have a deranged psychopathic serial killer who takes an Xacto-knife and does weird things with photos of an intended victim.
RoR said:
"whilst lecturing those of us who still have a functioning brain to "get on board" with their hysteria." Oh they're trying so hard on msg boards, but are being so unsuccessful. This hysteria is pretty easy to resist. They also use such grounded, compelling arguements like "believe in Him or go kill yourself."
Posted by: Karin at February 3, 2009 6:59 AM
The comment section over there continues unabated with withering and caustic criticism of all things Obama, and of this rainy day project.
Posted by: Karin at February 3, 2009 11:45 AM
My house is one of three (count 'em, three) NON-Obama supporters on my street. One family down the way from me has an Obama poster plastered in their front window. I'll know how long the worshipers stay enamored with their messiah based on when that poster comes down out of the window. I'll keep you posted.
Posted by: Val at February 4, 2009 5:45 AM
