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February 6, 2009
Graven Idol Chia Pet
It isn't easy to be cheesy even by Obamunist standards:
It goes from cornrows to afro in 1-2 weeks, and can be yours for a mere $19.95. No shrine to the Moonbat Messiah is complete without one.
Order quickly, before Chairman Zero forbids graven images of His Hopiness.
On tips from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 6, 2009 7:45 AM
Comments
Ummmmm, yeah, ok.....
What next? The Che Chia Pet?
Che-Che-Chia!!!
Posted by: Name at February 6, 2009 8:25 AM
Anyone catch The Messiah's speech last night? I turned it off. But he apparently was off his rocker and on the verge of a full blown meltdown.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2179617/posts
Posted by: Obama Unhinged at February 6, 2009 8:51 AM
Last night General Secretary Zero appeared on the verge of a nervous break-down. Im not kidding. This has me seriously worried that terrorist watched him last night and may be thinking about moving up the next "zero hour".
2009 is a very dangerous year.
One minute everything will seem fine, the next? Blamo! All hell breaks loose.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 6, 2009 9:02 AM
I think somebody finally got it right. America elected a chia pet. At least it wasn't a golden calf.
Posted by: SnowSnake at February 6, 2009 10:02 AM
I'll buy two if it grows some sense!
Posted by: Mockingbird at February 6, 2009 10:12 AM
That speech! It interrupted Bill O's show and I could last only 3 seconds before switching to anything else. The sub on Rush was talking about it a little at noon. Was he really off his rocker?
This chia pet would be fun, as you could really dis zero with it. Let the hair grow out real long, put a pick comb in it, glue a cig to the mouth, maybe put a pimp hat on it, let your creativity run wild.
Posted by: Karin at February 6, 2009 11:35 AM
Cornrows and afros are STERIOTYPES! How RAAAAAACIST!
Posted by: KHarn at February 6, 2009 11:44 AM
Has anyone else noticed that sometimes Obama's hair looks like it's got gray in it, (to make him look distinguished?), and other times it's all black.
Posted by: Kevin R at February 6, 2009 12:10 PM
Make not a graven image to counterfeit the likeness of The One
Posted by: Scaramouche at February 6, 2009 2:01 PM
yep. Black for his young, hip moments, and Grey for those situations that require maturity.
Posted by: Auntie J at February 6, 2009 2:01 PM
More cheap and trashy babbles for the most tastless gifts ever
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 6, 2009 3:08 PM
I'm gonna buy buckets of these as house gifts/peace offerings for my wackjob lib neighbor friends. No joke, fro buddy. :D The best part is... that they'll actually LOVE them. :D :D
Posted by: The MaryHunter at February 6, 2009 9:28 PM
where is the joe"pluggs" biden model? i'd pay a buck for it.
Posted by: gomergirl at February 6, 2009 11:00 PM
lol... gomergirl, would it be half-price? Halfway through the growth cycle, do you have to take a strip of sprouts from the bottom & replant them on the top?
Hell, I'd pay double for that.
Posted by: hiram at February 7, 2009 7:40 AM
That is funny. yes I find it pretty cheesy. No I do not think it says anything about Obama or his supporters.
Someone gave me a bart simpson chia, just about as cheesy I think, but then I don't see anyone calling it a graven idol of bart simpson or anything. I basically consider a sculpture of jesus in most cases to be more of a graven idol.
Posted by: fine ahht at February 8, 2009 1:25 PM
Decades from now, Obama kitsch is going to be cluttering up E bay and similar outlets. Centuries from now, archaeologists are going to wonder at the accumulation of detritus associated with the 44th President and wondering why the 43rd and 45th Presidents were not so feted, although more accomplished.
Posted by: James McEnanly at February 8, 2009 7:48 PM
I basically consider a sculpture of jesus in most cases to be more of a graven idol.
Posted by: fine ahht at February 8, 2009 1:25 PM
Firstly, no-one on this site cares what you think, nor did we ask to hear it.
Secondly, many forms of Christianity and many individual Christians do not use graven images of Christ.
Thirdly, leftists believe about Obama the same things that conservatives believe about Jesus -- that he is the Saviour of mankind, without sin, and the son of God (or God Himself.)
The difference between a statue of Jesus and a statue of Obama is that Obama is demonstrably none of those things.
Posted by: mandible claw at February 10, 2009 2:52 AM
