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February 17, 2009
Global Warming Gastronomic Guilt Meter
Since global warming is not real, there's no reason your lunch couldn't be the cause of it. To see just how much harm your hamburger will inflict on the put-upon polar bears, check out the Eat Low Carbon Diet Calculator, which adds up the CO2 demerits you earn by eating.
It's the moonbat equivalent of a calculator that determines how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, with of course plenty of neurotic guilt thrown in. Once again we see that no one could outdo liberals when it comes to creating parodies of the liberal point of view.
On a tip from suitepotato.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 17, 2009 9:05 AM
Comments
The cartoon sound effects are so wacky. It seems anything with beef in it instantly turns the earth into a scene from The Road Warrior.
Posted by: Deftly at February 17, 2009 9:25 AM
BULLSHIT! I had Two burgers for dinner last night.
YUMMMMMMMMM!
Posted by: Watching at February 17, 2009 9:29 AM
I'm going for the hat trick tonight:
3 lbs. of delectable RED MEAT in all it's methane producing goodness, and it will be cooked upon a very carbon intense charcoal grill, ignited by a liberal dose of hydrocarbon emitting lighter fluid.
Posted by: Henry at February 17, 2009 9:54 AM
Tonight the dinner menu at my house will consist of the following:
Fresh garden salad topped with real bacon bits
12 oz bacon wrapped Filet Mignon charcole grilled to perfection on the the BBQ grill. I Will also use mesquite chips for added smoke flavor.
Loaded Baked potatoe topped with real bacon bits.
And by the way I switched back to my old career and went back into the restaurant indusrty. I am now the general manager of a popular BBQ reastaurant and I will make sure that the pork shoulders that we are cooking have plenty of hickory smoke.
I think we should all increase our intake of meat,
poultry, and fish.
I will never buy into the moonbats agenda. NEVER!!!
Posted by: Watching at February 17, 2009 10:13 AM
I'll have the double meatloaf, thank you. With a few slices of AMERICAN cheese on top.
Sweetheart, if you come within a mile of this table with that tofu shit, I'll slam it on the damn wall!
Get the picture?
Put some bacon strips over that meatloaf too, ok Sugar?
Now run your hot sweet little buns into that kitchen and fetch me my lunch.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at February 17, 2009 10:19 AM
This just goes to prove never, ever put anything past a moonbat.
Posted by: Graycat at February 17, 2009 10:27 AM
no. when I did it was anything with pork went sky high.
Posted by: tthriller at February 17, 2009 10:37 AM
More green crap from the stupid green moonbats whats ever become of their brains or did they ever have brains in the first place WELL THEY DID HAVE BRAINS UNTIL THEY WENT TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL RUN BY THE NEA
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at February 17, 2009 12:24 PM
Why do the words of Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise" keep going through my head?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at February 17, 2009 12:48 PM
I never thought that increasing my carbon footprint could be so delicious and nutritious. Now I won't have to drive around in my pickup with the overdrive turned off anymore.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at February 17, 2009 1:15 PM
F%^k, I'll make sure I peak the CO2 thermometer with EVERY MEAL. Maybe I can make a Moonbat Eco-nut cry like in that YouTube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c
Posted by: Nathaniel M at February 17, 2009 1:24 PM
They have at least 14 types of burritos. I like some TexMex once in a while but what's the damn gummint trying to tell me now??
There's 4 tofu meals on that menu of theirs too.
Not to mention hummus? WTF is that? Some kind of mooselim crap?? Those people can't eat real meat because their god won't let 'em. Hard to raise cattle on a sand dune.
I saw more than a couple curry dishes as well. The smell of that third world shit stays around for days, ugh! Never mind what it looks like!
My #1 rule for eating out is; never eat food from a country that builds their houses out of camel shit or don't use toilet paper.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at February 17, 2009 1:41 PM
I'll be enjoying the speech center of the brains of some baby bottle nosed dolphins tonight.
Posted by: SK at February 17, 2009 2:33 PM
Tonight I'm thinkin' some VEAL.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at February 17, 2009 3:09 PM
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at February 17, 2009 3:09 PM
In the voice of a hysterical libfag: You, sir, are worse than Hitler!
:)
Posted by: SK at February 17, 2009 3:20 PM
I selected ever single item and maxed out the ounces on the meat and got almost 70,000 points !!!
The top of the thermometer blew off after 5,000 points.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 17, 2009 7:49 PM
LOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAAAAA that is THE stupidest thing I've seen in a really long time, I just feel so bad for any poor suckers who actually believe in the global warming hoax! Can you imagine all the countless hours of stress and anxiety these libtards go through..for absolutely nothing?
Posted by: Steve at February 17, 2009 8:41 PM
