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February 9, 2009
Cher Denounces Republicans, Praises Moonbat Messiah
If only W could have stuck around a little longer…
Cher told CNSNews.com that living under Republican rule almost "killed" her, and she does not understand why anyone would want to be a Republican.
Typically of dreary has-beens trying to seem relevant in the cesspool of our entertainment industry, Cher is heavily into BHO:
His intelligence is so great and his spirit is so great, I believe he will be able to do as much if not more than anyone could possibly do.
For his first miracle, the Moonbat Messiah will blow over $1 trillion on liberal pork, despite the country being nearly broke.
Cher attempted to apply her own great intelligence to the question of how anyone but the "rich" (Cher herself is a zillionaire) and Christians could fail to embrace moonbattery:
I try to be charitable and there are some really good Republicans, but I just don't understand how anyone would want to be a Republican. I just can't figure it. I don't understand. If you're poor, if you're any kind of minority — gay, black, Latino, anything. If you're not a rich — I don't know. If you're not a rich born-again-Christian, I don't get it.
Wasn't that nice of her to try to be charitable? Maybe she feels a tiny hint of gratitude to Republican Sonny Bono, who launched her career.
A primary reason this country appears to be headed for decline is that narrow-minded leftist cretins like Cher control our mainstream culture.

On tips from Matt L, nancz, and Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 9, 2009 9:11 AM
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Cher told CNSNews.com that living under Republican rule almost "killed" her,
Darn! So close.
Gee, knowing a hideous freak of elective surgery who once pushed the idea of co-hosting a reality show with her obese, ill-tempered lesbian daughter that would be all about broadcasting the reactions of families upon learning their children have caught teh ghey hates conservatives lets me know I must be doing something right.
On a related note: West Coast enviro-twit shows what left-coasters really think of Middle America.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 9, 2009 9:27 AM
put some clothes on already. an what makes these holywierd types think anyone cares what they think? havn't they proven time after time that they are brainless lemmings, willing to jump on whatever bandwagon? oh yeah, that's right the general population does not think either and forms their opinions in the checkout line from the headlines on the enquirer and women's world. no wonder obama's in power... get a clue people!
Posted by: gomergirl at February 9, 2009 9:58 AM
I thought she WAS dead.
Posted by: bikerbob at February 9, 2009 10:02 AM
Sonny must have lobotomized Cher with his "tool" back when they were married when she was sucking on him.
Posted by: Name at February 9, 2009 10:02 AM
This porky old cunt should just simply go away.
Why should anyone who makes less than a couple of million dollars a year listen to this this deranged socialist?
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at February 9, 2009 10:25 AM
Cher has been listening to the wind blow through her ears for 5 decades now. She was an idiot in the sixty's and joining the leftist political movement hasn't done a thing for her. They made fun of her until she started running her mouth for them...
Posted by: TED at February 9, 2009 10:56 AM
A comedian once said: "If the world ever has an all-out nuclear war, the only things that will survive are cockroaches and Cher."
Posted by: JamesJ at February 9, 2009 10:58 AM
By the way, being a mouthpiece for them is the ONLY way she could get any work now days! That why these has-bins do it.
Posted by: TED at February 9, 2009 11:00 AM
Who cares?! We don't want that freak on side anyways. Not a big disappointment.
Posted by: chris at February 9, 2009 11:36 AM
Kind of reminds me of SY SNOODLES from RETURN OF THE JEDI just she dosnt have a mike
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 9, 2009 12:14 PM
You republicans know Cher broke your hearts with that statement or what's left of it! You all are hateful for saying the comments you are saying about her, if she were a supporter you all would be licking her shoes now!
Posted by: RepubliciansiTRASH at February 9, 2009 1:11 PM
Maybe she thinks universal healthcare is going to pay for her plastic work.
Posted by: Russ at February 9, 2009 1:19 PM
I'da licked her shoes 30 years ago but now its all support body nylon things.
She jumped the shark when she showed up on the Battleship wearin that nex2nuthin and was runnin around.
Overall; INCONSEQUENTIAL.
Posted by: czuch at February 9, 2009 1:20 PM
if she were a supporter you all would be licking her shoes now!
Not even if I could use Alec Baldwin's tongue.
Posted by: V the K at February 9, 2009 1:46 PM
"His intelligence is so great.." compared to what? Hers? I think the reason so many moonbats and trolls think this guy is intelligent is becuase compared to them he is. His intelligence is just at the top of their intellectual limit and from there they are incapable of seeing any further upwards. On the otherhand many a conservative surpasses this limitation and are in the position to look down from their vantage point and realize that Obama is just a smooth talking con artist able to dazzle the rubes out of their money. That is why attempting logic with a moonbat or troll is an impossible task. It is just not within their ability to comprehend. It is why they speak in tired old Democrat talking points that are easy to remember and require no independent thinking on their part.
So no wonder Cher is oblivious to the reality that most Republicans are not racist, are not rich and want to be able to use the money they trade their time for in a way they think best. What a Republican wants most of all is that these bumbling half-wit twits like Obama, Pelosi and Reid stay the hell out of our personal lives.
As that old song goes.."He can't even run his own life I'll be damned if he runs mine." Most of us have our financial house in far better shape than the government.
Posted by: IOpian at February 9, 2009 3:10 PM
Liberals are boring. Some are obnoxious AND boring.
Posted by: KHarn at February 9, 2009 3:24 PM
GYPSIES TRAMPS AND THEIVES IN EVERY TOWN THEY CALLED US
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 9, 2009 7:32 PM
Of course those of her culture-generational mix wouldn't understand why anyone would want to be a Republican. I'm guessing there's a lot of things her burned-out mind doesn't understand.
I've always thought Cher was annoying trash. Even as i was a child hearing her annoying as f*** oldies songs as my mother listened to them. Now that the zombie has had five more minutes of exposure she can go back to her pricey mansion and sink back into her uninformed world of celebrity-ism.
Posted by: Zeph at February 9, 2009 7:46 PM
"You republicans know Cher broke your hearts with that statement or what's left of it!"
Um, no. I honestly don't care what that freakish, washed- up hack has to say.
She says she doesn't understand why anyone would want to be a Republican, well I say I don't understand why anyone would support the slaughter of unborn babies through abortion like Cher does.
Posted by: Adam at February 9, 2009 8:06 PM
Only silly Cher could say things that are as idiotic as her wardrobe.
Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 9, 2009 8:54 PM
I try to be charitable and there are some really good Republicans, but I just don't understand how anyone would want to be a Republican. I just can't figure it.
This would likely be because Cher no doubt employs at least one top-flight accountant to keep her $millions from being filched by the government.
Those with less money than her, who are unable to finagle tax breaks, would have a different opinion on why they are Republicans.
Posted by: mandible claw at February 9, 2009 11:55 PM
Posted by: RepubliciansiTRASH at February 9, 2009 1:11 PM
You republicans know Cher broke your hearts with that statement or what's left of it!
No, you see as straight people, unlike you, we don't care what Cher says or does.
You all are hateful for saying the comments you are saying about her,
You trolls really need to get a new word to replace "hate". You're wearing that one out.
...if she were a supporter you all would be licking her shoes now!
Again unlike you, we are able to separate a person's expressed opinions from their personality, and as such were Cher to say something counter-moonbattish we would agree with her comments despite our distaste for other elements of her persona.
The shrieking drama queens are the ones on your side who firmly believe people like Rush Limbaugh needs to be taken out of the public spotlight because they disagree with you.
Notice how our side aren't the ones calling for laws to stifle celebrities who are our ideological opponents, despite our distaste for them and their views?
Posted by: mandible claw at February 10, 2009 12:03 AM
Great... I usually read VH's Moonbattery for updates on what the looney left is up to...now I need a spork.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at February 10, 2009 12:18 AM
Gee, Cher.
You won an Oscar for your role in "Moonstruck" in 1987, under a Republican.
Life must have been real hell for you then
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at February 10, 2009 4:22 AM
Cher,Linda Ronstadt,Oprah,etal
You made your $$$ under Capitalism. Now you want us all to settle in under your agenda of Socialism and pay out to all poor people.
Perhaps you socialist wannabe's should lead by example, rather than your mouths. YOU give YOUR money FIRST...then I will believe your socialist rhetoric.
Posted by: Yawns@Liberals at February 10, 2009 12:36 PM

