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January 5, 2009
Professional Jackass Reveals Hamas Rocket Attacks to Be Harmless
Excellent news: the rockets Hamas terrorists rain down on Israeli citizens are actually "harmless." Incredible as this may seem, we know it to be true because we have the word of an intellectually superior being, Ivy League emeritus law professor and United Nations Special Rapporteur on Human Rights Richard Falk.
The rocket attacks are only the result of Hamas's "supposed" unwillingness to stop fighting, and their increased incidence is only "alleged," so how could they hurt anyone?
Falk has also revealed that wacky conspiracy theorists may be right about 9/11, and that Israelis are like Nazis. The elite has spoken: please calibrate your opinions as necessary.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 5, 2009 7:50 AM
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If the rockets are so harmless, Israel (once the current operation is over) respond to Hamas attacks using the same weapons Hamas does - randomly fire missiles, rockets and mortars into Gaza's cities each time Hamas attacks.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 5, 2009 8:04 AM
Ho-hum. Another ivy league flunky foisted upon us.
At least the Israelis had the intelligence & gonadal fortitude to kick him out, unlike this gutless country. Yet another piece of vomitus to be flushed.
Posted by: fellowes at January 5, 2009 8:17 AM
Well, falk him and the horse he rode in on.
Posted by: on-the-rocks at January 5, 2009 8:52 AM
the logic here is that blind people can fire guns in crowded places because its safe that they cant aim.
Posted by: Artfldgr at January 5, 2009 10:26 AM
So are drive by shootings harmless?
Teach a lesson Israel.....crush them to dust!
Posted by: Watching at January 5, 2009 11:42 AM
A lemmings driving a bus full of other lemmings and their heading right for the cliff
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at January 5, 2009 12:22 PM
No worries, I'm sure the IDF is shooting blanks as well. It's all for show.
Jeez, how come so many "smart" people are so stupid?
Posted by: Geronimo at January 5, 2009 12:52 PM
"Jeez, how come so many "smart" people are so stupid?"
Because intelligence doesn't help anyone if they are shielded from the consequences of their actions. These people can get away with such inanity because they know they'll never feel the backlash.
Posted by: Arthur at January 5, 2009 1:28 PM
He looks like he's a muslim. Sure has the attitude of one.
Posted by: Watching at January 5, 2009 1:34 PM
You said it Watching.
The "intelligentsia" in this country are so full of hate for anything that smacks of liberty or freedom or (oh my) religion that they will side with the most hateful, brutal, bloodthirsty regimes in the world.
In a report today, it was revealed that inside Gaza, members of Fatah who were suspected of trying to work with Israel were murdered in hospital beds.
The liberal left, and esp. academia, has chosen to fight endlessly for evil. The will never stop. They will, in the face of the worst horror imaginable, STILL talk in that quiet, sing-song "I'm so intellectual" voice telling you that everything is fine if you'd just listen to them.
They are the new face of evil. We must purge them from the world of education before it's too late.
Posted by: matt at January 5, 2009 2:02 PM
The media is bitchin' because they aren't allowed in Gaza by the IDF. WHAT?! DO YOU THINK THE IDF IS STUPID?! As a matter of fact this is extremeley wise of the IDF because they know that the shitty press will only report the poor poor terrost side of the SHIT THAT THEY STARTED and won't report of the exact acts that you are posting about Matt. Plus the IDF knows that the poor poor terrorist will use a media opportunity as a propaganda weapon making the world think that one BAD ASS MILITARY is beating up on us poor poor terrorist. OH! And lets not forget about the Palistinians... THEY VOTED HAMAS AS THEIR GOVERNMENT LEADERSHIP and now they are being killed as well as their children because HAMAS will use them as human sheilds and pawns.
Both Hamas and the Palistinians get what they deserve...Hamas for getting shit started and the Palistinians for supporting Hamas.
DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
Posted by: Watching at January 5, 2009 2:53 PM
The caps locked words in my last post are for the moonbat trolls who wish to challenge the issues about what's going on in Gaza. I have a cousin who is a tank gunner in this "conflict".
Posted by: Watching at January 5, 2009 3:10 PM
Watching,
Tell your cousin "good hunting" and be safe.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at January 5, 2009 6:11 PM
Damn media......feeling sorry for the terrorist and the people that brought them to power. Anybody see what yahoo.com is reporting. HOLY SHIT...I'm really getting tire of the drive by media. Getting really tired.
Farmer Ted I will pass that along when we communicate next.
Posted by: Watching at January 6, 2009 7:21 AM
I saw it, WATCHING. I couldn't finish the artical because I was so disgusted!
Posted by: KHarn at January 6, 2009 3:41 PM
I think you are thinking like sukrat, but I think you should cover the other side of the topic in the post too...
Posted by: Agreecthess at January 12, 2009 7:54 PM
