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January 21, 2009
Plane-Crashing Geese Identified
The geese that brought down US Airways Flight 1549 have been identified. Here's a picture of them taken shortly before the incident.
As a former New Yorker I can testify that these horrifically numerous beasts are a true menace. They render parks and ball fields unusable by completely covering them in carpets of crap. Every time one wanders into a road, traffic backs up for miles. Naturally, the moonbat authorities take their side against humans — which is why everyone is afraid to simply drive over these giant winged rats.
Compliments of Viking04.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 21, 2009 8:57 AM
Comments
LOL! Quick, grab the shotgun!
Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2009 9:40 AM
Winged rats are PIGEONS.
Geese are nice ----- to eat. Pigeons arent.
Geese are graceful, pigeons are vermin with wings.
I wonder if they could add a steel cage over the engine intakes to at least prevent large dog sized birds like that from being sucked in.
Posted by: Name at January 21, 2009 9:56 AM
Those birds are trashing the parks in my town. The turds are almost as big as dog logs, but there are alot more of them.
Posted by: forest at January 21, 2009 10:13 AM
I have just two words for these "graceful" birds - PUNT GUN! One shot, take down a whole flock!
Posted by: Nancy at January 21, 2009 11:25 AM
Eh, the geese aren't that bad. I like Name's idea; they put cages over the props of boats so that they won't get tangled in fishing nets and lobster pot lines. I think something similar could be figured out for jet engines.
Hey, I'm a former NY-er too! Where do you hail from?
Posted by: Henry at January 21, 2009 11:27 AM
The value of more goose hunting and if the antihunters who view liberal moonbat crap movies like FLY AWAY HOME dont like it then they can go and KISS A DUCKS BACKSIDE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 21, 2009 12:28 PM
You can't put cages in front of the engines because it would screw up the air intake. Plus a whole goose or hundreds of shredded goose parts are still going to desroy a jet engine. I do like the picture. LOL. Maybe they could mount a couple of 50 cals. on the wings. Would a shit pile of goose feathers still mess up the engines?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at January 21, 2009 2:42 PM
There is a video showing a duck stampede. They aren't geese, but somehow I have to imagine them all wearing Obama tee shirts.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ducks-Stampede-in-an-India-Village
On a little more serious note: Several people have died recently of bird flu in China. If that bird virus mutates and gets so it is transmitted from human to human and vectored by birds, these friendly little old geese that the suburbanites love so well will wipe out a few cities in this country with their layers of green feces. Talk about a feathered death factory.
Posted by: SnowSnake at January 21, 2009 7:42 PM
Hey last year they made a movie called FLU BIRDS its about these mutant birds that spread a deadly virus and they eat people YEOW THEY GIVE A REAL MEANING TO FEED THEM AND THEY,LL EAT OFF YOUR HAND. And just wait from some stupid PETA jerk to claim that the geese are taking revenge on humans for shooting too many becuase PETA has been watching stupid movies like FLY AWAY HOME with that little hollywood bitch
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 21, 2009 7:53 PM
