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January 12, 2009
PETA Liberates Elderly Lobster
Posted by Dave Blount at January 12, 2009 9:29 AM
City Crab and Seafood, a swanky restaurant on Park Avenue, knuckled under to PETA and agreed to free a lobster from its tank, on the grounds that it weighs 20 pounds and therefore must be really old. Apparently geriatric lobsters are too special to eat.
Lobsters are basically giant cockroaches that taste good. The special lobster was taken to Maine in a cooler with seaweed and cold packs, to be released in an area where harvesting giant sea cockroaches is forbidden.
Wouldn't it be nice to have as much free time as animal rights activists?
Think how old this one must be.
On a tip from Wiggins.
