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January 16, 2009

Open Thread

The One conquers the bear market. Hat tip: Right Wing Sparkle, on a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 16, 2009 8:38 AM



boy george tribute to snowjobama!


Posted by: nanc at January 16, 2009 9:12 AM

WTF is he doing to that bear? It's unnatural.
It's bear abuse.

Posted by: Thor at January 16, 2009 9:17 AM

Ah... OK, it's a wall street/economy metaphor. I thought it was the Russian Bear at first. Is O becoming increasingly associated with the unicorn? I keep coming across that association.

What does the nudity mean? Is that his purity and nobility? More likely the artist is gay.

Posted by: Air2air at January 16, 2009 9:18 AM

Obama jumping off his WHITE unicorn trying to tackle a bear (which I guess represents Wall Street based on the background) while said unicorn sticks its horn up the bears nostril? What does the unicorn represent? Hillary Clinton? Nancy Pelosi?

Whoever created that should be sent in for a psych evaluation. Then again its a good insight into the mind of an Obamabot.

Posted by: Name at January 16, 2009 9:22 AM

Obama has a bubble butt.

Posted by: Thor at January 16, 2009 9:37 AM

Maybe Obama wants to pack the bears fudge and the unicorn is trying to drive away its sexual rival?

Posted by: Anonymous at January 16, 2009 9:53 AM

Van Helsing, you did it to me just like V the K did. Here I innocently called up Moonbattery and what assaults my eyes? Unspeakable horrors!

Speaking of eyes, look what the "artist" did with the bear's eyes. Sheer goofiness.

Posted by: Karin at January 16, 2009 9:58 AM

FIVE nappy-headded bitches for the white house negro. Obama will never SEE the oval office.

Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2009 10:00 AM

Eric take your loser Lib troll rant elsewhere. This is not the place for you.

Posted by: Air2air at January 16, 2009 10:15 AM

Air2air, I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Don Imus at January 16, 2009 10:20 AM

Here is where Im getting my room for the Obama Coronation.

"A Clothing Optional Inauguration Day Alternative
Posted Jan 16th 2009 9:28AM by TMZ Staff

For all you Inauguration-bound travelers who can't get a room, there's a cheap alternative -- with a catch -- you have to take it all off. "

Posted by: NAMBLA at January 16, 2009 10:27 AM

You are misstaken sir.

Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2009 10:35 AM

I just don't even understand what your post meant, Eric.

Posted by: Karin at January 16, 2009 11:18 AM

If the bear is a metaphor for Wall Street, shouldn't he be giving birth to it?

Posted by: steve at January 16, 2009 11:28 AM

The O's family = Michelle, 2 daughters, mother-in-law, the first dog (poodle-esk, female = bitch). 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 5. Plus the 'white house negro'. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2009 11:37 AM

It's not funny if you have to explain it, ERIC.

I tuned in Rush'd program while driving home from work today and he ran a clip from the BBC where they ranted about him and President Bush. I thought the subject wasn't as important as a remark where the interviewer called Mexican-Americans "hispanic voters". That name clicked something in my mind and I realized that THAT was one of our problems with immigration: the LIBERALS are refusing to admit that imigrants are AMERICANS! Instead, they identify them with their FORMER citizenship.

What's the matter, Liberals? Don't you think they belong in your "lilly-white" country? You sure don't want people who are DIFFRENT in your hoity-toity neighborhoods and demand that they stay in THE GHETTO!

Posted by: KHarn at January 16, 2009 11:51 AM

You know I'm pretty sure this is a satire. The guy paints political figures with pancakes on their heads as a hobby. I doubt he's taking this any more seriously.

Posted by: Archonix at January 16, 2009 12:39 PM

I just saw a comercial for the World Wildlife Fund to "save" the polar bear. They had a scene where a polar bear was on a GRASSY FIELD! Proof positive that polar bears don't need ice to survive!

Oh, and that Al Gore and his worshipers are liers, too.

Posted by: KHarn at January 16, 2009 12:46 PM

Im getting so tired of seing OBAMAS ugly mug everywhere i mean they have even dishonoered our FOUNDING FATHERS by placing their images on coins with OBAMAS plug ugly puss right next to them I mean i hope he gets impalied on the unicorns horn and devored by the bear

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 16, 2009 3:28 PM

Sorry, guys. I am off my meds today.

The pharmacy was supposed to get my lithium carbonate to me but I think that they evaporated because I took off my tinfoil hat for a few seconds to poke my pea brain back inside.




Maybe if I put my aluminum foil deflector beanie back on, I'll be okay and the universe will continue to exist because, as you know: without me, all of you are lost.

Why? Because I know everything and and I am everything!

Sorry, meds...

Posted by: Harris at January 16, 2009 4:41 PM

po, po dmx has to wear inmate pink! don't do the crime if you can't do the pink - HA!

Posted by: nanc at January 16, 2009 5:49 PM


There are actually people who need lithium carbonate and they are suffering from a real disease. It is not funny!

You are showing a little bit too much of your private thinking and character if you think using people with a serious disease as a source of amusement is proper. For one thing, this is a disease that frequently leads to suicide and causes great destruction in family units. I think you could find a better target for some of your frustration than people with such a disease.

If you actually do need and use lithium carbonate, than we say a prayer for you and hope your medicine is more effective.

Posted by: SnowSnake at January 16, 2009 5:51 PM

I wonder what the implication (if any) there is for having Virginia Tech on the tongue of the bear.

Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at January 16, 2009 8:37 PM

I bet that picture is painted on black velvet.

And the unicorn is a bubble-butt, too.

I've seen other "illustrations" depicting Zero naked. Sure are a lot of apparent fantasies about him. Makes you wonder what Misshell and the kids think when they see that crap.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 16, 2009 8:54 PM

All the media sycophants have this framed at home and look to it for "inspiration" *wink* *wink*

Posted by: cbischof at January 16, 2009 9:24 PM

This "whatever you want to call it" doesn't mean anything... it's just more leftist drivel with "the one's ugly ass" and his unicorn in it. In other words - crap (yes, most likely on velveteen) for the more elitist liberal.

Posted by: TED at January 16, 2009 9:58 PM

Someone with good Photoshop skills could make a fine graphic for this site.


BTW this is a fun site I just stumbled on tonight. Here you can see all of the failures of Socialism in all it's 'glory'.

Posted by: Stephen K. at January 16, 2009 10:27 PM

TED at January 16, 2009 9:58 PM

Agreed. Even if it was done in satire, it will just encourage the fools who will fall for anything; just look at scientology and global warming (for example).

Posted by: Anonymous at January 17, 2009 5:54 AM

What part of America produces the people who think like Moonbattery-ites? Just curious.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 17, 2009 8:18 AM

The part that doesn't hate America, worship Obama, and can think without input from Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: hiram at January 17, 2009 9:11 AM

Would that be the part that believes America is "exceptional" and and has God and Jesus on it's side and therefor what ever it does is the right thing and every one else is wrong and probably evil and just hates us because we are free and wealthy, er I mean, were wealthy ...and Listens to Rush Limbaugh and believes Americas current problems are all Obamas fault ...already... wow...he must be a Magic Negro.

Actually I was curious about the Geography... I'm guessing rural... in a southerly direction... but I am curious where this genetic strain is native to...

Posted by: Anonymous at January 17, 2009 9:45 AM

Man-bear pig sex!

Posted by: joe at January 17, 2009 10:43 AM

"Anonymous at January 17, 2009 9:45 AM"

First explain what's so great about OTHER countries. But DON'T compare those countries to the US, tell us what is so great about them that STANDS ON THEIR OWN MERIT.

Posted by: KHarn at January 17, 2009 12:16 PM

Since Caligula had a thing for a mare called Penelope (he married the mare) and appointed another horse named Incitatus to the senate. I think that we should refer to the unicorn that we often see associated with Obama as either Penelope or Incitatus. I would vote for Penelope. I think it especially appropriate if he is going to be pictured with the unicorn in a naked state.

Posted by: SnowSnake at January 17, 2009 1:50 PM