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Here we go again! More Obomite shit. Does he get royaltise for all this stuff?

I have seen a T-shirt with him on it in a black suite and tie with dark shades that had the phrase "mission Accomplished". Moonbats don't realize that the mission hasen't even begun.

I get hostile when this shit is thrown in my face.

Those damn T-shirts are all over the mall. I've yet to see anyone actually wear them around here, though. Not even on moonbat teeny-boppers.

Mission Accomplished indeed. The libs have been castigating Bush for that particular term for many years now.

I heard two things of interest on the radio this morning. One of them is that Obama's 2 girls started their new school yesterday. They drove up in a gigantic, massive SUV. What about global warming??? Shouldn't they be in a Toyota Yaris? or prius?

The other thing: It was something about cows and how much gas they emit into the air (farts, basically). So, they are going to start charging a few per head of cattle to "off set" all this gas in the air. I don't know if this was serious or just joking or what...

I'm wondering about the people who fart excessively...What about them? Do they have to pay higher taxes too? for all their pollution??

Oh, and something else....the "economic stimulus" package is just another term for "welfare." People who live off the gubment dime, they don't pay taxes, do they?? So, why are they getting tax money in the form of the "economic stimulus" check?? They already mooch off the gubment! Enough is enough.

I laugh at moonbats who insist on buying B&J's because it's such a "socially conscious" "little guy" company; these idiots don't even know that it's now owned by Unilever. Unilever is one of those "evil" multi-nationals engaging in racism, sexism, environmental destruction, and anti-union activities.

Liberalism is a mental illness.

I wouldnt eat BEN & JERRY ICE CRAP EVEN IF IT WERE A FREE SAMPLE I SIMPLEY DONT CARE FOR THE COMPANY THEY KEEP ESPECIALY THE VARIOUS ECO-FREAK GROUPS THEY DONATE TO. BOYCOTT BEN& JERRY TRY STAR SPANGLED ICE CREAM INSTEAD

If only it was made with real moonbats . . .

Haven't touched B&J since I found out they support anti-nuclear groups. I'll take my ice cream money elsewhere, thank you very much.

Of course butt lickin' fairies Ben and Jerry would produce an Pbama (intentional)cone. (with nuts - where's Jessie!)

JR! BWAH!

never tasted their ice cream i'm happy to say. "roasted non-partisan pecans"? nutz - why didn't they just say NUTZ?!?

i'm surprised the peta people aren't after them for using cream from cows in their product...

YES peCAN is a play on YES WE CAN, the Obama motto.

Ben and Jerry are a couple of hippie fudge packers. Worthless.

Watching:

So true.

The Antiwar movement (Marxist-Leninist moonbats) are having a little trouble. Their guy is President. From the Socialist Worker:

Antiwar organizing in the Obama era

http://socialistworker.org/2008/12/19/antiwar-organizing-and-obama

From Andrea above, re the fart tax. It may be funny but it's not. I don't know how much traction it's getting, but I live in cow country. The farmers are absolutely up in arms. It's not just a few dollars, either. It's A LOT of dollars. If this goes through, the farmers, instead of paying it, will slaughter the dairy cows --poof, no more farts-- and milk prices and shortages will go sky high (oh the poor precious children!!) and then beef will go up after we eat all the meat up.

Moonbats NEVER think of unintended consequences. EVER.

Shouldn't Obama Ice Cream be CHOCOLATE served in a WAFFLE cone?

Jimbo..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Spit out my Coke on that one!

Karin:

Then the only ones who will have meat to eat will be hunters. Unless ppl start running down bambies with their cars!

Molon Labe!

Karin, the meat and dairy shortages are an intended consequence of a cow tax. We all have to modify our diets to Save Teh Planet(TM) whether we want to or not.

Check out Baskin Robbin's Straight Talk Crunch. Surprisingly, at my local location, there's not a single mention of the Dems (unless you count RINO McCain).

Mayan...What about my 95# dog? He farts like a bull. I'm not joking either. I've heard him from across the room and had to break out the Fabreez. Can they tax dog poots?

Moonbats! If there's a will theres their way.

pee can?

pee can what?

don't eat the yellow ice cream.

DARWIN AWARDS 2008

“Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.”

It must be granted that the annual Darwin Awards, as ghoulish as they are, serve as reminders to residents of Planet Earth that a whole lot of stupidity exists on the third rock from the sun.

They “celebrate” people who have committed some of the dumbest stunts imaginable, which stunts usually result in a fatality thereby substantiating Charles Darwin’s theory that only the fittest beasts and other life forms of the Earth survive. The others, those that don’t make the cut such as the Labrador duck or the hog-nose skunk, don’t necessarily shuffle off this mortal coil into oblivion and extinction due to stupidity but rather misfortune.

Not so with the human beast, the human species, as recognized by the contemporary Darwin Awards. Homo sapiens seem to thrive on stupidity.

The official Darwin Awards website, http://www.darwinawards.com/, features the chosen mottos of the organization, including, “Chlorinating the Gene Pool,” “Where Evolution Hits the Pavement,” and “The Tree of Life is Self-Pruning,” all of which, although harsh, are easily verifiable by news events large and small.

That website also includes a quotation from the late, acerbic comic and social observer, George Carlin: “Just think how stupid the average person is,
and then realize that half of them are even stupider!”

Past Darwin Awards have been given to Texas public officials investigating the causes of an accidental, double electrocution who attempted to recreate the scene of the deadly mishap, resulting in the double electrocution of the two investigators. Another Texas winner was the alcoholic with a throat ailment who couldn’t drink his favorite adult beverage so gave himself an enema of 3 litres of sherry and was dead the next morning. Finally, showing that Texans don’t have a dumb monopoly, there was the story coming out of Ghana in which a tribesman covered himself with a lotion thought to make him impervious to bullets and invited fellow tribesmen to shoot at him, and he was promptly killed.

Dumb tales are legion.

The winner for 2008 as determined by votes of Darwin aficionados was “The Balloon Priest.” The good father’s heart was in the right place, raising funds for charity, but his lawn chair was in the wrong place, attached to clustered, helium-filled balloons. Emulating a previous effort, by “Lawn Chair Larry” in 1982...

(Read the rest of this article at http://genelalor.com/.)

Down South, "pecan" is pronounced "peh-con" as opposed to "pee-can".

So with that I say that the "Yes Pecan" is a take-off on the more truthfull ObUHma slogan,

"Yes We Con"

Karin - the moonbats will push for the Cow Tax, but they will not win on that one for two reasons...

My opinion is that this is the year the Man Made Global Warming hoax fizzles......unless Obama sells us out to the UN,,,,

And, the Farm Lobby is the 800 pound Ape in the Lobbiest Closet and they will not allow it.

"i'm surprised the peta people aren't after them for using cream from cows in their product..."

They are...

Karin, I didn't mean to upset anyone. When they were talking on the radio, they were joking and laughing about it. There's a part of me that thinks "come on, this could NEVER happen....we can laugh at this because no one would be this ridiculous to actually make farmers pay a fee per cow for the gas they emit." But, then the reality sets in, and I realize how crazy some people are. When all the cows are gone, what are we supposed to eat? How will growing, developing children even be able to stand up if they don't drink milk.

What about chickens? Do they emit gas? Where does it stop? And, then I thought about people too. Afterall, people emit gas too.

Forget the gas (methane farts and CO2 exhaust). It's all based on a false premise: Greenhouse gases in earth's atmosphere are causing global warming.

Unfortunately, in spite of the scientific community finally getting enough courage to step up and refute the lie, the United States of Obamanation is declaring, "Full speed ahead," into the economy destroying regulations and taxes that are supposed to cure us of this false ailment.

http://www.2theadvocate.com/opinion/37125559.html

Since this is an open thread, I wanted to share this letter to the editor in my local paper today. I just felt sick to my stomach when reading this. This man rambles on for a long time, but I don't really get the point of his letter.

What is he saying? It seems to me that basically, just because we have a black president, this is some sort of victory and/or vindication for all black people in America? Do they suddenly have new opportunties that didn't exist back when the white man was president?

When MLK said "I have a dream..." I don't think he meant that he had a dream we would one day elect an incompetent, inexperienced, non-American-citizen-born person to president JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!

And, did someone actually die so Obama could become president? If so, who?

Well, I just had to rant and rave about this.
I just wanted to share. Thank you for allowing me to do that.

andrea - chickens make the WORST fartz!

Cows have been farting since the beginning of time. If you would have told me 15 years ago that people would be in hysterics over COW FARTS and how they supposedly affect the weather, I would've called you crazy.

Ann Coulter points out that Obama's skin colour is less important than his political colour to potential assassins

COULTER: -I think is -- not at your expense, at everyone talking about as if Obama is at some unique risk for assassination. And as I go through in the book every presidential-

SMITH: You don't think as an African-American, that he was at some greater risk?

COULTER: No, I do not. Because every presidential assassin -- or attempted presidential assassin in the history of the nation has either been a liberal, a communist, an anarchist, someone on the left, or there were two who had no politics whatsoever unless you count John Hinckley, who is certifiably insane. So, you know, we have-

According to MSN, global warming is going to melt the Taj Mahal, Fenway Park, and Babylon.

"11 Places to See Before They Disappear: Those of us who are concerned about earth's survival already hear the warning alarms around us on a daily basis..."

http://travel.msn.com/Guides/greenSlideShow.aspx?cp-documentid=791779>1=45002

I see that the liberal definition of "non-partisan" is consistently used by this ad.

They are so used to lying and getting away with it that they think they can lie with impunity.

Chavez kicks Israeli envoy out of Venezuela. Or, Israel gets another stamp of approval.

This shouldn't suprise us as Chavez is "...is a close ally of Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, one of Israel's main enemies."

PS. I'm going to be gone for a few months. I'm shipping out to basic for the army tomorrow. My job will be 88 Mike, or wheeled vehicle operator. I'll be back soon, don't you worry.

Brits buying up old-fashioned light bulbs while they can

Chicken fartz, cow farts, our farts, these farts are nothing compared to all the gas produced by insect farts. Pound for pound the insect population tops mammals in both mass and farts. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

YES, PE CAN!

what?

Ooooo - Kevin R...

Didja ever stop to think what a dung beetle fart smells like?

u.s. to become a cheezy reality program on the networks?

@Kevin

Well, it looks like were going to have to convene a government study, followed by an effort overseen by the worlds foremost experts on climate change, to lead a team of researchers across the earth to tie little tiny baggies on the asses of all the worlds insects.

Unless the bugs have there own peta-like organization now; "Don't Bag My But!! Bug Butts Are People Too!!"

Chavez forced to shut off free socialist gas to poor Americans

Vicar takes down crucifixion sculpture for being too scary

Jesse Macbeth, scumbag first class, has published a video apology and in it, he states that the IVAW leadership were the principal purveyors of his fraud. He says they performed the document forgeries for which he was convicted and paid him to traipse around the country telling his traitorous lies. I always thought the IVAW guys were a dubious bunch of washouts at best (or not even vets at worst). But then, who's to know if Jesse is telling the truth this time?

Jesse Macbeth Reveals the Truth about IVAW

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I don't know why everyone wants to rag on Ben and Jerry's. Sure I don't care for their political views, but their ice cream is awesome.

Conservativeteen, if you check back here one more time, God bless you, and best of luck! We appreciate your service more than you'll ever know.

go with God, conservativeteen! and thank you for your service.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1105053/The-day-sea-froze-Temperature-plunges-MINUS-12C-forecasters-say-wont-warm-Sunday.html

Sea is frozen in Britain. Hope this global warming stops soon!

The Democrat Senate takes up its first bill, which would spend a billion dollars to save 500 salmon and cutoff domestic energy production in Wyoming. Change you can believe in!

Clicked your link, V the K, and there's some more ridiculous pork in there, too. Aside from your usual road to nowhere in Alaska, there is $3.5 million to help celebrate the 450th birthday of St. Augustine, FL in 2015. That's some freakin' party!

There is also 5 million for botanical gardens in Hawaii and Florida. Don't all those flowers and stuff just grow wild there? Are they telling me that there are horrible, desolate spots in Hawaii that need beautification and a little landscaping?

I absolutely loathe Congress.

Nonpartisan? Ben & Jerry? These two "admitted" Marxists don't even know the meaning of the word!

But of course Common Cause is non-partisan: They'll support any leftist regardless of party affiliation!

"yes pe can"
"roasted non-partisan pecans"

"Non-partisan" is lefty code for "Democrat"