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January 26, 2009

Obama's Little Book

A sequel has been published to Chairman Mao's infamous Little Red Book. It's called the Pocket Obama. From the Amazon product description:

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. … It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

At least it's still an unofficial requirement.

Amazon shoppers have helpfully uploaded images of the book, including this one:


Hat tip: Transsylvania Phoenix. On tips from Kevin R. and J.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 26, 2009 8:20 AM


Maybe we should publish one, including such choice quotes as:

"Let's spread the wealth around"

"So far I've campaigned in... uh... fifty... fifty-seven states so far with one more to go..."

"Can't I just eat my waffle?"

Posted by: hiram at January 26, 2009 8:43 AM

This is obviously a joke (check the publisher: "The Editors of History Company")

Everyone knows the genuine Obama books are published by the Ministry of Truth (in joint operation with the Ministry of Bubble-blowing)

Posted by: antipinko at January 26, 2009 8:55 AM

Will it be sold in all 57 States?

Posted by: JamesJ at January 26, 2009 9:07 AM

Obviously a spoof. Half of Obama's supporters can't read.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2009 9:22 AM

Jay: I'd be surprised if any of 'em could actually read. Wonder if the new little Pocket Obama book will have a red cover? Certainly this little book of so-called gems will be required reading, and a required possession, of all the new Obama Youth (kinda like another little book of nonsense and anti-semitic garbage, titled in English "My Struggle").

Like the latest from Stephen King, Patricia Cornwell, Michael Connelly, James Patterson, John Grisham, et al., can't wait to read it! (Not).

Posted by: jc14 at January 26, 2009 11:21 AM

I hear that BILL CLINTONwanted to call his boook by another title but MIEN KAMPF was already taken

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 26, 2009 12:27 PM

Hey, kids, can I borrow your tinfoil hats? I am fresh out...

Posted by: Whoo at January 26, 2009 3:51 PM

Don't forget the ever inspiring:

"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula? I mean, they're charging a lot of money for this stuff." -- Barry Soetero aka Barak Hussein Obama - on the state of the economy.

Yeah, he's just like the 'little guy'.


Posted by: SK at January 26, 2009 6:42 PM

Barack Insane Obama's little socialists manifesto.
(It's a Joke - for NOW)

Posted by: TED at January 26, 2009 9:43 PM

Blech FLU-BIRD is ready to barf now

Posted by: Flu-Bird at January 27, 2009 7:56 AM

You silly Republicans, America is for Democrats.

Posted by: Alvin at January 28, 2009 6:01 PM