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January 26, 2009
Moonbat Bites Driver of Nonhybrid Bus
From NYC, another example of applied enviromoonbattery:
The frantic passenger who bit a veteran driver's arm was upset that his bus wasn't a hybrid, he said Thursday.
"She came on the bus, and she said she waited more than an hour for a hybrid," said MTA driver Peter Williams, 42. …
The woman, Shelia Bolar, 49, started hollering at Williams soon after she boarded the Broadway bus on the upper West Side.
After delivering an Al Goresque rant at the top of her lungs, she bit Williams on the arm, sending him to St. Luke's Hospital, presumably for rabies shots.
Hat tip: A Blog for All. On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 26, 2009 8:38 AM
Comments
Maybe she was actually a Human-Ape hybrid, aka humanzee, that escaped.
http://monkeydaynews.blogspot.com/2008/04/scientist-warns-of-ape-human-hybrid.html
"Scientist Warns Of Ape Human Hybrid
A leading scientist has warned a new species of "humanzee," created from breeding apes with humans, could become a reality unless the government acts to stop scientists experimenting.
In an interview with The Scotsman, Dr Calum MacKellar, director of research at the Scottish Council on Human Bioethics, warned the controversial draft Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill did not prevent human sperm being inseminated into animals.
He said if a female chimpanzee was inseminated with human sperm the two species would be closely enough related that a hybrid could be born.
He said scientists could possibly try to develop the new species to fill the demand for organ donors.
Leading scientists say there is no reason why the two species could not breed, although they question why anyone would want to try such a technique."
Posted by: Name at January 26, 2009 8:51 AM
Rabid Moonbat? I hope had her shots?
Posted by: T.H. at January 26, 2009 9:00 AM
Rabid Moonbat....redundant
Posted by: JamesJ at January 26, 2009 9:06 AM
humanzee? Already done, the prototype is in the Whitehouse. Seen him sign document with his crooked left hand? Very ape-like.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2009 9:17 AM
Obviously a leftover from the last full moon. I guess she took a wrong turn on the way back to the cave.
Seriously, are we going to have to start carrying Moonbat sticks, disguised as walking sticks, to protect ourselves?
Posted by: on-the-rocks at January 26, 2009 10:33 AM
I see a whole new constituency for the Democrats here. They can simply breed these by the millions, then transport them to whichever state needs some more Dem votes, then move them on to the next district. Brilliant!
Posted by: mega at January 26, 2009 11:34 AM
Remember that video of the kids singing "Yes we can, can, can" for Obama? Remember that teacher "conducting" the choir? The one with that FRANTICALLY happy smile and the wild, orgasmic gesticulations?
Somehow, I see someone like her with that over-amped frenzy capable of something like this. Once you have that break from reality, ANYthing is possible.
Yes We Can.
Posted by: matt at January 26, 2009 12:13 PM
Green monbat insanity way outta control look what happens when someone spends too much time sitting in trees smoking wacky weed and going OOOMMMM OOOMM OOOMMM
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 26, 2009 12:24 PM
And the sympathy goes to.... the crazed enviro-nazi.
Because our world is completely upside down.
You know, in the same way muslim animals who know what Allah demands of them are cast in a sympathetic light, as if they are the victims.
This is no accident.
Posted by: JW Wright at January 26, 2009 2:26 PM
"Anonymous at January 26, 2009 9:17 AM"
The others may be ignoring you, but I will point out that that was uncalled for.
Yes, I know that the Liberals said such things for more than eight years, but they also violently attack people (as above). That hardly means that WE should do likewise, right?
But of course, we CAN defend ourselves and others against "rabid moonbats".
Posted by: KHarn at January 26, 2009 5:01 PM
If they bite you, then you turn into a zombie ACLU lawyer.
Posted by: scaramouche at January 26, 2009 5:34 PM
GENERAL QUARTERS CONDTION 3 INTRUDER ALERT,G.Q. 3 INTRUDER ALERT ESCAPED GREEN MOONBAT ABOARD SHIP SET PHASERS ON DISNISTIGRATE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 27, 2009 10:48 PM
