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January 23, 2009
Larry King Proclaims His Kid Wants to Be Black
Delirious with joy over the ascension of our first Affirmative Action president, CNN's Larry King has once again wandered into the realm of self-parody:
CNN's orange-haired septuagenarian chatterbox Larry King has been bowled over by the new Age of Obama, enthusing that his youngest offspring (from his seventh marriage) wants to be black. I guess it's a case of black being, er, the new black.
Interviewing a visibly uncomfortable Bob Woodward on his eponymous CNN show last night, Larry, 75, gushed: "My younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I'm not kidding. He said there's a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?"
Maybe one day the tide really will turn, and we'll be judged by the content of our character — but I wouldn't count on it, with moonbats steering the course for our culture.
What's next, after a guy getting elected for being half African and having a name like a terrorist? According to King, a lesbian president:
Who would've thunk it. I can't believe it. Well, in 10 years' time we'll have, a what, a lesbian?
Just so long as we don't elect a superannuated moonbat talk show host.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 23, 2009 6:48 AM
Comments
Good Lord. That picture is worth a million words.
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2009 6:55 AM
His sons name is CANNON ? You have to be kidding. I can see this kid in 8 years in Highschool talking about his "Cannon". Ick!
Posted by: Name at January 23, 2009 6:58 AM
That guy has and 8 year old son?
Posted by: forest at January 23, 2009 7:02 AM
What is a 75 year old doing with an 8 year old son? That poor kid could grow up without a father at any time now. Selfish pig.
Posted by: Nancy at January 23, 2009 7:02 AM
YOU CAN'T BRING A CANNON ON THE PLANE!
i took a satirical look at this at my place.
it's difficult at best to get serious about anything anymore - now that we have magic in the w.h.!
Posted by: nanc at January 23, 2009 7:25 AM
Stupid liberal moonbats their treating obama like a pharoh and in anchent egypt they treated the pharohs like gods and moonbats think he is a god even though many of these same liberal moonbats are secular wackos
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 23, 2009 7:44 AM
Is that picture real or was it photoshopped or something? If it's real....well I just have to say, we should collect these pictures all year long and have a vote and awards ceremony for "ugliest moonbat, "wackiest moonbat" and other categories. C'mon, it'll be a lot of laughs and a trip down memory lane.
Anyway, his kid is nothing new. Kids have been acting black for many years now. Larry doesn't know this? They're called wiggers.
Posted by: Karin at January 23, 2009 8:07 AM
His kid just wants in on the "White Males Need Not Apply" Robert Reich stimulus package.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 23, 2009 8:19 AM
keepthechange08 Jr. asked what the hell is wrong with this kid? He said he's very proud to be Caucasian (the 'W' word isn't used in our home)
...but hey, the kid IS right about blacks having all the advantages and opportunities. He's obviously smarter then his dad.
Posted by: keepthechange08 at January 23, 2009 9:05 AM
We should probably lay off the kid. Think about it! The kid has enough problems and he probably knows it if he looks across the breakfast table. No kid is responsible for what his parents say or do or think or the name they give him. Kids are just responsible for what they do and become. Considering what he is exposed to, he probably needs a little mercy. Besides, it is King quoting the kid and it would be insane to believe anything King says.
Posted by: SnowSnake at January 23, 2009 9:17 AM
Larry's hair looks like Sideshow Bob on the Simpsons!
Posted by: Karin at January 23, 2009 11:32 AM
Wow, Larry King is still alive.
Posted by: Stephen Kruiser at January 23, 2009 2:50 PM
maybe larry king named his son after sarah cannon(aka minnie pearl)
as for what is next, maybe sam adams (the not-so-shamed mayor of portland, or) could slink out of town and run for president. he has the experience of having sex with an intern, and, well that is closer to experience than the chosen one!
Posted by: gomergirl at January 23, 2009 3:53 PM
karin-
how bout "moonbat most likely to take flight" ?
Posted by: gomergirl at January 23, 2009 3:54 PM
It sure would be funny if some birds decided to use his freaky hair for their nests this spring
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 24, 2009 8:46 AM
Karin - 'Wigger' is now a must use term in the Oiao household. LOL - good one.
Posted by: Oiao at January 25, 2009 1:05 AM
Maybe the kid just figures if he were black, his dad might love him as much as he loves Chairman 0.
Posted by: V the K at January 25, 2009 5:38 PM
Mr. King already has a black son:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5SY6U0UHO8
Posted by: BreakRoomLive at January 26, 2009 10:17 AM
