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January 3, 2009
Green Bible
"Thou Shalt Have No Gods Before Moonbattery" is the liberal creed. But while some attack Christianity head on, others choose to subvert it from within. A helpful tool in this regard is the new Green Bible:
Printed on recycled paper with soy-based ink, the book features a cotton and linen cover and more than 1,000 verses printed in green ink.
The Bible contains a foreword by Archbishop Desmond Tutu, essays from theologians and a "Green Subject Index" that organizes verses by topic, including air, dust and pollution.
If your pastor is more interested in saving the polar bears than saving souls, it might be time to find a new church.
On a tip from Mike.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 3, 2009 9:25 AM
Comments
As a Bible nerd, one thing I noticed was the translation: NRSV. It's one of the most liberal translations out there. I can at least take solace in the fact that not as many people will buy it, let alone read it.
Posted by: Rob the Bob at January 3, 2009 10:48 AM
Yup. If Christians really move into the green environmental movement, the libs will have to move out. It will be a sort of, "There goes the neighborhood" moment for them. Soon you'll have maddened moonbats roasting chunks of bloody cow over piles of burning tires and smoking mega cigars. If Christians really go off the deep end and start believing in anthropogenic global warming, moonbats will be forced to start worshipping the sun--they've done it before. Soon they will actually be right (kind of) when they declare that their new God, the sun, is responsible for all climate on earth. Oh well....
Posted by: SnowSnake at January 3, 2009 1:07 PM
Will Jesus' words still be in red?
Posted by: Kristy at January 3, 2009 3:45 PM
Snowsnake, I knew from your first sentence, who wrote the post, because once again you hit the nail on the head! Christians???!!! EEEKKKK!
Anyway, I used to work for a company who made Bible paper. It's extremely hard to make. It has to be opaque, yet thin, yet very strong paper. It must be able to withstand years, so as to be a family heirloom (a proper Bible, that is). These greeny Bibles, I don't know. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Posted by: Karin at January 3, 2009 6:46 PM
Its just as wacky when they held that sttupid RIO EARTH SUMMIT in RIO back in 1992 with all those green moonbats gathred up take park in pagan wacko celebrations other moonbat freaks came sailing in the a viking ship named GAIA and carried THE ARK OF HOPE A BLASTMAMOUS GREEN MOONBAT VERSION OF THE ARK OF THE COVENENT the green moonbat ark contained pagan earth freak masks and other bit and peices of green moonbattery and various natives showed up to take part in kookie dances and various green freak prayers to their great pagan deity GAIA and they even suckered a bunch of little future moonbats to send in silly leaf shaped post cards to be hung in the TREE OF LIFE that looked like a tree drawn by a kintergartener(stick with ball on top)and all the usial bunch of silly mindless moonbat green poppycock bull kaka
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at January 3, 2009 7:55 PM
I notice the cover has an image of one of the Moonbat's gods.
Posted by: Dwaine at January 3, 2009 10:56 PM
What do you suppose the green moonbats bibles TEN COMANDMENTS and SEVEN DEADLY SINS are?
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at January 4, 2009 9:20 AM
