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January 23, 2009
Even Monkeys Would Understand John Galt
It looks like the Affirmative Action and loot the rich policies personified by our new president wouldn't work with monkeys, who have a more advanced sense of fairness than liberals:
In recent tests designed to assess monkeys' sense of fairness, a group of brown capuchin monkeys "went on strike" and refused to perform routine tasks when they saw others receiving greater rewards for the same tasks.
The more effort the primates used to earn a reward, the more upset they appeared to be at the inequity, according to scientists who conducted the research.
Once again we see that liberalism is an unnatural abomination:
The behavior, called inequity aversion, might have its roots in activities like food gathering, in which primates can suffer if they cooperate with others who do not do their share of work, [researcher Sarah] Brosnan said.
Unless we have already devolved below monkeys, we will eventually rise up against the parasitical kakistocracy socialists are imposing on our society. The sooner it happens, the sooner our national decline can be reversed.
On a tip from SnowSnake.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 23, 2009 7:40 AM
Comments
That monkey looks PO'd!
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2009 7:47 AM
Of COURSE even monkeys and possibly certain amoeba understand this. Needed an expensive government grant to do a study, though, right?
Posted by: Karin at January 23, 2009 7:48 AM
Monkey’s one notch up the evolutionary ladder.
Moonbats one notch down.
Posted by: T.H. at January 23, 2009 9:20 AM
What do Moonbats and monkeys have in common?
They both fling sh*t.
Posted by: T.H. at January 23, 2009 9:23 AM
Liberals will undoubtedly say that we humans have evolved beyond monkeys to a higher plane of consciousness where our nuanced brains can simultaneously accept the notions of handouts for some and hard work for others. It's all so civilized, don't you see?
Posted by: Texas Pete at January 23, 2009 11:04 AM
Starting today, I will do my part to turn off the motor of the world. Join me.
Who is John Galt, indeed!
Posted by: matt at January 23, 2009 11:42 AM
"The sooner it happens, the sooner our national decline can be reversed."
I predict 30 years of darkness. Within two years more than half of America will pay not income taxes and a majority of them will also receive a government check as well. It will take over ten years for the producers to start getting really pissed about it and do something. The trogs will go on working - they never have the IQ to calculate an alternative. Five to ten years later the whole thing caves in, but it takes another five to ten years to roust out the fascists in Congress to the point where change can occur. Too little, too late.
Welcome to the new age of The Peoples Republic of America.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at January 23, 2009 11:51 AM
Liberals marching in lock step to the voice of their all mighty god OBAMA how lonf before they declare him their great pharoh OBAMASES THE I
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 23, 2009 3:25 PM
"Obameses I"---
ROFLMAO!!!! Oh, man, that's golden... and that's some great Spurwing there, kids!!! lololol!!!!
I can see him now with the headdress on, trying and failing a Yul Brenner impersonation... "Tell me about this, uhhh, Moses!"
Posted by: hiram at January 23, 2009 4:15 PM
How we must begin to deal with moonbats:
http://www.willowtown.com/reality/armsorigin.htm
Posted by: waypasthadenough at January 24, 2009 9:03 AM
