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January 9, 2009
Dem Proposals for Coming Orgy of Pork
Sources for The Patriot Room have discovered the ten most anticipated Democrat proposals for the "stimulus package" with which Obama intends to break the back of our economy, clearing the way for socialism:
• The William Jefferson Cold, Hard Cash For a Rainy Day Act of 2005.
• The Ted Kennedy/Chris Dodd Give a Waitress a Sandwich Act of 1989.
• The Bill Clinton Cuban Cigar and Other Flammable Substances Storage Act.
• The Harry Reid If You Can't Sell Your Home, Sell Someone Else's and Take the Profits Act of 2004.
• Barney Frank's Backdoor Prostitution Stimulation Act of 2006.
• The Jesse Jackson Hymietown Extortion Act of 1984.
• The Dan Rostenkowski Postal System Benefits Act, which spanned two decades.
• The Ted Kennedy Abandoned Vehicles Reclamation Act of 1969.
• The Chris Dodd "Making Congressional Loan Rates Available Country-wide" Homeowners Act.
• The Rod 'Blago' Blagojevich "Give this M-----f----- (Obama) his senator? F--- him. For nothing? F--- him," Senate Seat Sales Stimulus Act of 2008.
With folks like these at the helm, I have no doubt that the government will succeed in its goal of destroying economic freedom once and for all, so that we little people may at last achieve equality.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 9, 2009 7:25 AM
Comments
i don't usually go out willy-nilly promoting my blog, but i've posted the 2008 pork awards for anyone who'd care to have a gander.
Posted by: nanc at January 9, 2009 8:21 AM
STUPD,BUMBLING BRAINLESS INCOMPETENT whats this stumbling stupidhead blabbering about i mean it wasnt enough this jerk visited FIDEL CASTRO and wanted us to end our sanctions against cuba but he gave the PANNAMA CANAL to the chicoms and remember the AMY DEBATES or how about the fearicous rabbit JIMMY CARTER IS STUPID STILL
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 9, 2009 10:44 AM
LOL, these are awesome!!
Posted by: Dee at January 9, 2009 11:50 AM
