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January 16, 2009

Criminals to Be Flown to The One's Coronation

If no good deed goes unpunished, then no evil deed should go unrewarded. Three juvenile punks who beat up an old lady during a home invasion will reportedly be flown at taxpayer expense from California to DC to attend the Moonbat Messiah's coronation as part of their "treatment."

Someone at the L.A. Detention Services Bureau denied that this outrage is a done deal…

But another employee with the facility claimed that on Thursday, the minors were taken to be measured for tuxedos and that a judge has approved the trip.

Authorities must figure that criminals should be inspired to aim higher. Why rob grocery money from retirees when through politics, criminals can expropriate wealth by the $trillions?

On a tip from nanc.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 16, 2009 7:35 AM

Comments

More outrages by stinkbomb moonbat liberal scum THOSE PUNKS SHOULD ALL HANG BY THE NECKS TILL DEAD

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 16, 2009 7:39 AM

Is this California taxpayer money? I really don't understand why there is not revolution there. I know there's a conservative contingent throughout California, it's not like they're nonexistent. Reagan was a Cali, after all.

Posted by: Karin at January 16, 2009 7:48 AM

So the judge is sending them to attend a quick course in bailout 101.

Posted by: IOpian at January 16, 2009 8:11 AM

why don't ALL criminals get to attend?

oh, nevermind - most of them are in congress!

Posted by: nanc at January 16, 2009 8:30 AM

Sure they invaded a home and brutally beat down and robbed an old woman. But they can't be blamed if they're black.

Posted by: DANEgerus at January 16, 2009 8:55 AM

http://probation.co.la.ca.us/anmviewer.asp?a=13&z=4

Just in case you wanted to contact these idiots

Posted by: KOndo at January 16, 2009 10:01 AM

Good one, NANC!

Crime boss in "Robin and the Seven Hoods" about his gangster mentor:
"He told me: 'Kid, don't waste your time stealing the hubcaps; steal the whole car!'."

Posted by: KHarn at January 16, 2009 12:05 PM

And while they are there, they will probably escape, run amock, and beat up more old people and rob them. Then someone will be scratching his head saying "gee....I can't believe they did that. They said they would behave..."

Posted by: Andrea at January 16, 2009 4:05 PM

Sorry, guys. I am off my meds today.

The pharmacy was supposed to get my lithium carbonate to me but I think that they evaporated because I took off my tinfoil hat for a few seconds to poke my pea brain back inside.

God, IT HURTS!!

GAHHHH!

BURN CORPSES FOR HEAT!

PISS ON YOUR APPLIANCES!

EAT ORGANIC MEAT OR YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!

EMBRACE HOMOSEXUAL SUPERHEROES LIKE I DO!

CRIMINAL'S HAVE RIGHTS TOO!

YOU'RE JUST MONKEYS IF YOU DON'T THINK LIKE ME!

BYAAAHH!

Sorry, meds...

Posted by: Harris at January 16, 2009 4:27 PM

I just saw Andrea Tantaros debating Bob Beckel on FOX news... a starker contrast of physical appearance ceases to exist. BTW, since the ever repulsive alan colmes left, I can now direct all my hatred for liberals where it belongs.... Lanny Davis. Yes, Lanny Davis. I find his face infuriating.

Posted by: Right0fReagan at January 17, 2009 3:42 PM

This entire Drama is so ignorant that it is almost laughable. This nation (Not all of us) has become so "Star Struct" by this "Pied Piper" and his glowing speeches of hope and change, that actions are being taken that have no logic. Hoodlums being treated like royalty, possible Treasury Sec. that doesn't pay his Taxes, and the "Political Messiah" who wants to break bread with the Nut-Case in Iran--the coming years will go down as the best Soap Opera of all time!

Posted by: Joe Hunley at January 17, 2009 4:36 PM