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December 24, 2008

Ten Plagues Brought by Global Warming

Fox News looks back on 10 things that have been blamed on global warming over the past year:

1. Cannibalism
2. The death of the Loch Ness Monster
3. More expensive beer
4. Pythons taking over America
5. Kidney stones
6. Skinny whales
7. Shark attacks
8. Black Hawk Down
9. Frozen baby penguins
10. Killer stingray invasion

Thanks to moonbattery, we'll be bequeathing a mountain of debt and suffocating regulations to the next generation, but at least we're also leaving the frozen future something to look back and laugh at.

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More expensive beer is actually caused by greedy tax and spend bureaucrats.

On a tip from mega.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 24, 2008 7:23 AM

Comments

You should have mentioned CENTRAL PARK PIGEONS TURN CARNIVEROUS DOZENS OF HOMELESS BUMS EATING TO THE BONE BY MAN EATING PIGEONS

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 24, 2008 7:38 AM

I love that pic Van. There are so many things right with it.

O/T - for anyone who still wants to claim it's not a personality cult:

Pooping Obama dolls on nativities in Catalan region

Posted by: mandible claw at December 24, 2008 7:47 AM

I increasingly think the only outcome is for the system to just collapse, and let us rebuild from the wreckage.

That's the way these things have worked throughout human history.

Posted by: V the K at December 24, 2008 7:48 AM

Posted by: V the K at December 24, 2008 8:22 AM

nice beer mugs

Posted by: blue at December 24, 2008 8:52 AM

God bless those luscious ladies.

Posted by: Geronimo at December 24, 2008 8:56 AM

I increasingly think the only outcome is for the system to just collapse, and let us rebuild from the wreckage.

That's the way these things have worked throughout human history.

Posted by: V the K at December 24, 2008 7:48 AM

Which system specifically are you referring to, V?

Posted by: mandible claw at December 24, 2008 9:06 AM

V the K: Your link to campus outrages was just too depressing, except for this one: LOL! Moonbattery at it very, very finest!

9. Leftist factions compete on who is more multicultural. When eco-fanatics at UC-Berkeley illegally saddled themselves in trees on campus and hurled urine and feces to block the construction of a multi-million dollar athletic facility, probably the last thing they expected was to be called racists. Yet the school’s chancellor, Robert Birgeneau, labeled them just that, saying the environmental radicals were impeding the completion of a new athletic facility designed to attract “minority student athletes.” Puzzled that the chancellor played the race card on them, the tree dwellers argued that “three of the final four” protestors were “Latinos” and the very first hijacker was a “Native American.” One of the Berkeley zealots, who goes by the name “Running Wolf,” said that Mr. Birgenaeau attempted “to pit colored against colored.”

Posted by: Karin at December 24, 2008 9:39 AM

The one in front need to tip that beer mug just a little farther towards those her love pillows. YummY!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 24, 2008 10:27 AM

I really really hope that when I die the scene in that picture is what I find. If Christians used pics like this to explain eternal life in heaven you wouldn't be able to find a seat in the church pew.

I need a beer.

Posted by: Harris at December 24, 2008 11:55 AM

I'll be back to chat after you ladies finish those beers.

Posted by: Paul Moore at December 25, 2008 1:18 AM

VICOUS,FEROCOUS,MAN EATING ROBINS THEIR TIRED OF WORMS SQUAWK SQUAWK BEWARE YOU FOOLISH ECO-FREAKS WE BIRDS ARE GOING TO TAKE REVENGE ON YOU BEWARE BEWARE SQUAWK SQUAWK WATCH THE SKIES PATHETIC ECO-FREAKS WERE COMMING TO GET YOU SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 25, 2008 11:20 PM

frozen world is correct.

that is what global warming will result in if the icecaps melt.

Posted by: young whippersnapper at December 26, 2008 12:50 AM

You don't need beer goggles during Oktoberfest - Bavarian Mädchen are like this.

Every tent is packed with good looking girls like this, and drunk old men buying them beer.

I've done my part to support the young ones myself...

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at December 26, 2008 7:03 AM