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December 1, 2008
Sean Penn Goes to Bat for Socialist Dictator Chavez
Hostile tyrants Putin and Ahmadinejad aren't Hugo Chavez's only key friends. He also has Sean Penn and the pinkos at Britain's Guardian:
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 1, 2008 7:26 AM
Comments
he will always be spicoli to me. can't seem to shake that image of him.
Posted by: nanc at December 1, 2008 7:36 AM
Another reason to boycott his crappy movies including that crappy MYSTIC RIVER let the doofus go live to chavez if he wants to i,ll never watch any of his putrid movies
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 1, 2008 7:45 AM
Lots of dope went into making that moron the idiot he is.
Posted by: Conan at December 1, 2008 7:59 AM
wonder if he's related to ted turner?
they obviously get their dope from the same dealer!
Posted by: nanc at December 1, 2008 8:17 AM
Either he's on drugs, or he needs to be.
Posted by: Henry at December 1, 2008 8:31 AM
When you're 48 years old, you're not supposed to wear jeans with pre-ripped knees.
Posted by: mega at December 1, 2008 8:41 AM
I was thinking the same thing, mega.
It seems like a millionaire could afford a decent haircut and a comb too.
Posted by: single stack at December 1, 2008 8:45 AM
Yes, captialism has treated Penn unfairly.
I highly suggest he move to Venezuela and donate the entirety of his income to social justice.
Immediately.
Posted by: Jaeson at December 1, 2008 9:14 AM
Sean Penn is such a tool. Traitor!!!! Maybe Rosie Posie and Sean Penn ought to get together and both move to Venezuala. Those two plus Chavez would make a great internet porn. The title would be "Three Pigs Walllerin' in The Mud".
If you don't love our Great Nation then get your ass out!!!! Try talking against other dictatorship or islamofacist governments and see how long you will live! Traitorous shits!!!
Posted by: Watching at December 1, 2008 9:49 AM
I was in Spain 2 months ago on a language exchange. I met a woman there who was from Venezuela( she had to leave and now works in Spain)...and she told me what life there in V has become for her and her people. I was literally in tears by the time we finished talking, it is an absolute heartbreak to hear first hand what has happened to their country under this tyrant Chavez.
And as for Penn (the snivelling botoxed bastard) to try and claim that "everything is great" there...and then to have the word TRANSPARENT associated with his elections......makes me wanna hurl.
What a totally deluded ass.
btw: I have to agree that Mystic River remains one of the WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Posted by: Antara at December 1, 2008 9:58 AM
he will always be spicoli to me. can't seem to shake that image of him.
Same here, nanc. It was typecasting of the first order, clearly.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 1, 2008 10:52 AM
You can tell what all that dope and booze has done to whats left of sean penns already pea sized brain he dont have a brain anymore
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 1, 2008 12:23 PM
Chavez has survived an illegal coup and multiple elections. The vast majority of Venezuelans support him. He is allocating the country's resources to help those most in need. It is fair and just. Stop your whining!
Posted by: seancito at December 1, 2008 3:06 PM
Hey Sean,
I'll leave the comments regarding your ongoing mania and the suspected reasons behind it, in the hands of my capable friends here.
Just wanted to suggest that maybe you could cut your hair finally, and consider no longer wearing jeans that you buy with ripped knees to look "cool". You're going to be 50 soon. Since it has been alleged from time to time, that you are an actor, how about trying to ACT like a grownup for a change?
Posted by: Jack Bauer at December 1, 2008 3:07 PM
seancito,
Boy, I had to do my own research since you couldn't be bothered. Here's what I found in 5 short minutes!
It seems you're wrong about how much the Venezuelan people love Chavez. I know, I know, it's an old link. Let's look at how Chavez has been able to reverse the trend. Hmmm...looks like his economic policies, which are "divorced from reality," are making things worse with every passing day!
The Venezuelan people took notice, and chose to show their love for Chavez by rejecting him at the polls a year ago. Now Chavez wants to have another go, just to be sure. What kind of benevolent leader wouldn't want to rule for 13 more years??
A socialist, moonbat, ignorant, evil tyrant, that's what kind.
Posted by: cowlove at December 1, 2008 4:38 PM
Penn's always been an arrogant, brainless tool.
However, for those of you who, like me, are angry with him over the things he says, here are a few hilarious memories of occasions when Penn's narcissism blew up in his face:
1. In 2004, he wrote Trey Parker and Matt Stone an angry letter over both the way they had South Park ridicule the liberals' "Vote or die" campaigns, and also over the way they insultingly portrayed Penn in 'Team America: World Police.' Parker and Stone responded to this by apearing on a late- night talk show (I forget which one) with an enlarged, blown- up copy of Penn's letter, which they proceeded to read aloud to an audience that was soon rolling with laughter.
2.In 2005, Penn decided he was going to make himself out to be a hero by going down to post- Katrina New Orleans with a small rented boat and "Rescuing" some of the people stranded by the waters. However, the locals who saw this loudly laughed and joked that Penn wouldn't be able to fit any survivors on his boat, because he had his own huge entourage with him on the boat (Including, of course, a cameraman to document Penn's efforts and portray him as a wonderful hero, because Penn of course wanted to make sure everyone knew what he did). However, the really funny part of the story concerns two vital mistakes Penn made which caused his publicity stunt to massively backfire on him. First, he rented the boat directly from a dealer in New Orleans, which was not a very smart decision to begin with, as many of the dealers' boats were damaged by Katrina. Second, as his boat launched, he forgot to plug an essential hole in the back of the boat. As a result of these two idiotic mistakes, Penn's boat capsized and sank within a matter of minutes, as the New Orleans locals on the shore laughed their asses off at him! To this day, I'll cherish seeing the photo someone took and published of Penn frantically trying to bail water out of the boat with a Dixie cup as it sank!
Posted by: Adam at December 1, 2008 7:02 PM
I hear where GEORGE LOONEY CLOOEY is doing a remake of ALFRED HITCHCOCKS classic THE BIRDS would you like to see him get his eyes pecked out or at least have some deceased vietnam war vet get reincarnated as a bird and take a dump right on top of his head
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 1, 2008 7:21 PM
It's rather foolish to denounce Putin.
http://www.realjewnews.com/
Posted by: Anonymous at December 1, 2008 10:05 PM

