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December 13, 2008

RINO Powell May Join Obama Team

Faux conservative Colin Powell may officially join the Obama team by serving as a special peace envoy to the Middle East.

Alleged to be a Republican, Powell nonetheless endorsed the ultra-left Obama against the centrist McCain, proving that in Obamunist "postracial" politics, nothing trumps race. He has recently come forth with this advice to Republicans: stop being conservative and embrace the liberal agenda. Never mind that he himself wouldn't vote for McCain, whom the conservative base rightly rejected as too liberal.

Obama no doubt hopes that Powell is more skilled at sucking up to Arabs than he is as a liberal political hack.

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Colon Bowel may soon be nibbling terrorist dictators' toes.

On tips from nanc and David S.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 13, 2008 9:01 AM

Comments

there is no place in this nation for this turncoat!

condi's next...

Posted by: nanc at December 13, 2008 9:10 AM

Love Powell - intelligent, good values, good temperment.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 13, 2008 9:20 AM

Powell is the worst of all RINOs; a racial RINO...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at December 13, 2008 9:29 AM

Powell simply saw the writing on the wall and molded himself into something suitable enough to serve The One. It's a very smart move; well, if you have no principles to adhere to.

Posted by: Harris at December 13, 2008 9:45 AM

Anon, sounds like you have him standing up on the block: "Good teeth, strong back, good temperament..."

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at December 13, 2008 9:50 AM

Well, with any luck he'll turn on the Obama administration as well.

Once a turncoat, always a turncoat.

Posted by: Jaeson at December 13, 2008 9:57 AM

Love Powell - intelligent, good values, good temperment and back on the plantation where he belongs

Fixed

Posted by: Troll Translator at December 13, 2008 10:04 AM

Good For him, another RINO identified. Powell don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!!

And hey don't come back EVER

Posted by: davidfxs at December 13, 2008 10:28 AM

This is the guy, in the the leftist's view, that went to the UN and sold the invasion of Iraq and removal of the Hussein ( Saddam not Obama ) regime to the world. Since their delusion follows that this was all a lie I find it odd that they do not see Powell as a liar just like they claim Bush is.

Maybe they rationalize it as 'the devil made him do it'. The inconsistency of logic has given me a headache. I knew I shouldn't have tried to follow leftist reasoning.

Posted by: IOpian at December 13, 2008 10:49 AM

He's just another RINO sell-out, good riddance!
The man as a General has been riding on the shirt tails of Norman Schwarzkopf; he's just the African American version of Wesley Clark.
At least you knew Clark was a full fledge Moonbat all along.

Posted by: Thor at December 13, 2008 10:52 AM

Well, this obnoxious article and comments prove that moonbattery isn't just for the left.

You are stinking up my bookmarks. Be gone.

Posted by: Max at December 13, 2008 11:00 AM

don't let the door hitcha where the GOOD LORD splitcha max!

Posted by: nanc at December 13, 2008 11:13 AM

It is now clear that Obama has a vetting process for his appointees. It is a point system and you have to have a thousand points to be appointed.

250 points: Are you willing to perform oral sex on the president at any time, place, or situation on request?

-500 points: Would you refuse to perform sexually for the president with him or anybody he suggests?

200 points: Do you believe that all scientific information should come as a result of consensus among people who watch the View and Oprah? Bonus (100 points) Do you believe any contrary science is lies propagated by big corporations?

400 points: Do you believe that to speak ill of a fellow liberal is the most evil thing a liberal can do unless he is caught doing it (excludes speaking against abortion, against gun control, agreeing with a Republican)?

-600 points: If you were aware that a fellow liberal was a traitor, a child molestor, an embezzler, had openly sold his vote, or had committed felonies, would you mention it to anybody?

400 points: Do you believe that it is not possible for a liberal to be so old and senile, so stupid and uneducated, or so unexperienced that they are unqualified to serve in congress or the cabinet?

-1000 points: Do you believe that America could ever do anything right in the world even by accident and if you are ever forced to suggest otherwise, do you suppress the little smirk that lets everybody know what you really think?

Posted by: SnowSnake at December 13, 2008 11:41 AM

Is there anyone else here that thinks this guy Powell is one of the most overrated people ever to live within the Beltway bubble?

Posted by: Jack Bauer at December 13, 2008 11:47 AM

Like my dad says, the nineth level of hell is reserved for traitors and turncoats.

Posted by: conservativeteen at December 13, 2008 11:47 AM

Not alleged to be a RINO....Falsely claiming to be a Republican is more like it.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at December 13, 2008 12:28 PM

Is there anyone else here that thinks this guy Powell is one of the most overrated people ever to live within the Beltway bubble?


Yep, you betcha

Posted by: single stack at December 13, 2008 12:45 PM

He's just another scumbag politician who's been blinded by dollar signs in his eyes.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 13, 2008 1:10 PM

I never liked Colon Bowel, his politics always smelled like shit to me.

Posted by: Thor at December 13, 2008 1:48 PM

As an Affirmative Action hire by Bush, many conservatives to tried their hardest to get behind Powell regardless. We wanted to think he was qualified. But as Thor suggests, there was always that... smell. We hoped he was a person true to his military background. As it turned out, that smell was (is) the smell of a stinking politician.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2008 3:11 PM

I hope Powell knows what he is doing, because he lost a lot of folks that use to support him!

Posted by: Jen at December 13, 2008 6:11 PM

only one word to distribe this TRAITOR,REPULSIVE,EVIL,AWFUL,STUPID,OUTRAGOUS,NUASIOUS

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 13, 2008 10:25 PM

Hey... you folks should link up with some of the White Pride sites... seems to be the perfect match ...for some reason

"OOHHH I wish I was in the land o cotton, old times there are not forgotten..." (I do have the words right?) NOT FORGOTTEN... 150 years later....?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 14, 2008 1:00 PM

Dear dumbass anon,
We are talking about the man's politics not the color of his skin. Dumbass.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 14, 2008 2:07 PM

Ted, don't you know you're not allowed to criticize someone of color lest ye be labeled a ~racist~?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 14, 2008 3:31 PM

Anon,
That's what I like about being me. I don't give a shit if I offend someone,whatever their color. ;)

Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 14, 2008 6:26 PM

"there's no place in this nation"

What a joke.

The only "moonbats" are you stupid people. I bet half of you are medicated, because plenty of you are definitely paranoid and afraid of every thing.

You've ruined the Republican party, and the country in the process with your collective psychosis.

"Moonbat" Geesh, someone should just hand out crayons and coloring books to keep you lunatics occupied.

Posted by: Chris at December 15, 2008 7:22 AM

Special Peace Envoy to the Middle East. I have a politically incorrect thing to say. Arabs don't like or respect black people. Sweeping generalization, yes, but it's true. I was married to an Arab so I know these people.
So, good luck with that new job, Colin.

Posted by: Karin at December 15, 2008 9:29 AM