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December 31, 2008

Open Thread

Buy one for your favorite moonbat. Via Knowledge Is Power.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 31, 2008 7:54 AM


Barak the Magic Negro, had a unicorn........

La, La La La, La La La.......

Posted by: Oiao at December 31, 2008 8:04 AM

Barack the Magic Negro Lyrics

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
‘Cause he’s not authentic like me.
Yeah, the guy from the L.A. paper
Said he makes guilty whites feel good
They’ll vote for him, and not for me
‘Cause he’s not from the hood.

See, real black men, like Snoop Dog,
Or me, or Farrakhan
Have talked the talk, and walked the walk.
Not come in late and won!

Oh, Barack the Magic Negro, lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
‘Cause he’s black, but not authentically.
Oh, Barack the Magic Negro, lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
‘Cause he’s black, but not authentically.

Some say Barack’s “articulate”
And bright and new and “clean.”
The media sure loves this guy,
A white interloper’s dream!
But, when you vote for president,
Watch out, and don’t be fooled!
Don’t vote the Magic Negro in –
‘Cause —

’Cause I won’t have nothing after all these years of sacrifice
And I won’t get justice. This is about justice. This isn’t about me, it’s about justice.
It’s about buffet. I don’t have no buffet and there won’t be any church contributions,
And there’ll be no cash in the collection plate.
There ain’t gonna be no cash money, no walkin’ around money, no phoning money.
Now, Barack going to come in here and ........

Posted by: Anonymous at December 31, 2008 8:13 AM

i wonder who buys this crap?

Posted by: nanc at December 31, 2008 8:13 AM

Right before Christmas, I said for everyone to pray for everyone else here should they have to tolerate a dreadful moonbat relative. I said I suspected my stepson to be such a one. Well, it finally happened:

Moonbat SS: What are you watching, Fox news? Lookout, they've been called the most un-objective news source out of a list of 20.

Me: WHO said that?

MBSS: Oh, I don't know, some poll.

Me: <soft snort> I don't think so my friend.

MBSS: <torrents open, and out pours such moonbattery, primarily on capitalism, as can only be produced by a sociology major living in Boulder> I listen attentively.

Husband: Why don't I set up an online poker game for you to play, MBS?! Here, you're up!!! <Paces nervously>.

MBSS: <Still going a mile a minute>. "I take it you tend conservative?"

Me: Oh, I don't just tend. I am very conservative. Your father is an entrepeneur. I dont' want him working 20 hour days to hand it all over to Obama.

Husband: MBS! It's your hand! Go play the hand! You're up!!!!

Anyway, that's how it went till he finally shut up. I was gracious and listened respectfully. I was able to do so only because of my moonbattery friends here, who provide a relief valve. Thanks to all, and Happy New Year!

Posted by: Karin at December 31, 2008 8:49 AM

Ya done good, Karin! Congrats on surviving with both marital harmony and sanity intact.

Posted by: Kathleen at December 31, 2008 9:13 AM

My post came out all wrong! OMG. You can't use "greater than/less than" symbols for brackets. WTF. Anything between them disappears. It was a good story too.

Posted by: Karin at December 31, 2008 9:56 AM

Karin - it reads those as HTML code - you don't see em or the stuff in between, once you use em in the correct sequence, unless the code string commands are present.

Posted by: Oiao at December 31, 2008 10:22 AM

Posted by: mega at December 31, 2008 10:31 AM

Moonbats LOVE black people!!! Unless they have to live next door to them, that is. Then, it's a bit of a different deal

Posted by: mega at December 31, 2008 10:49 AM

Since nobody knows who or what Obama is at this point, he really is a mythical person. He turns and swivels with polls and events and lies about contradicting his own lies. A cat will eat its own master but even a hungry cat would be more loyal than Obama (check under the bus). It really is appropriate that he is shown riding a unicorn.

Posted by: SnowSnake at December 31, 2008 11:45 AM

He looks like he's feeling that girl up, too.
You're right in that last post, Snow. I wonder if this is an anti-moonbat shirt? Still wouldn't wear it, though. It would be much too subtle of a slam.

Posted by: Karin at December 31, 2008 11:50 AM

Another year shot to hell. Bring on 2009!

Less than 4 years until Dec 21, 2012 - DOOOOOOOOOOOMSDAY!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 31, 2008 11:51 AM


I fixed your comment. You just have to use entity codes for the angle brackets: &lt; and &gt;.

Posted by: Van Helsing at December 31, 2008 11:55 AM

I live in Washington State and the Washington Policy Center has posted Washington's Five Worst Environmental Moments of 2008:

Most of the Worst Moments happened in Seattle. Not surprising considering Seattle has a Mayor who seems to think the job of Mayor is to "save the planet."

Posted by: Kevin R at December 31, 2008 12:11 PM

hey would you rather and a fruit cake instead of this silly shirt?

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at December 31, 2008 12:12 PM

Sorry Hammas Israel said no to the cease fire. Time to pay the price for your stupidity. Hammas can't be trusted now they must pay the price for picking a fight with the most Bad Ass military in the region. Iran is to chicken shit to help their fellow terrorist...they just give them more katusha bottle rockets to shoot at Isreal. The ground offensive will start soon. Already tanks are lining up at the borders of the gaza strip. Don't listen to the liberals in this world Israel just finish the job and CRUSH HAMMAS with no mercy. Hammas will pay the ultimate price for breaking the cease fire. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

I am Watching and I approve of this message.

Posted by: Watching at December 31, 2008 2:31 PM

What the HELL is it with all of these goddamn "Obama riding a Unicorn" images?

Are people seriously that messed up?

At least JibJab had GWBush riding a missile.

Posted by: Cheesecake at December 31, 2008 2:53 PM

May you all have a blessed and healthy new year!

To the liberals..May you wake the fuck up and smell the coffee in 2009!

Posted by: Watching at December 31, 2008 3:15 PM

Happy New Year to all!

Thanks for a place to rant this year Van.

Posted by: Oiao at December 31, 2008 3:49 PM

LOL at Karin's story... My brother is a full fledged San Francisco libtard. It hurts, it really does.

Happy New Year Van! Take care!

Posted by: Jenn at December 31, 2008 4:45 PM

Is there any way to block those foreign spammers?

Posted by: KHarn at December 31, 2008 4:46 PM

Very nice, Karin.
My younger brother (A 22- year- old "Anarchist") can be moonbatty, but at least he stayed respectful, more so than he usually is. The closest he came to a political debate recently was on Thanksgiving, when he asked my parents (Who are both proud conservatives) and I our opinions on the elections. We talked briefly butrespectfully, and I emphasize "briefly," because my mom was quick to change the subject before it got too heated.

Posted by: Adam at December 31, 2008 5:12 PM

The ground offensive will start soon. Already tanks are lining up at the borders of the gaza strip.

Where can I get some of those drugs you're smoking?

The odds of Israel actually launching a full ground offensive have been calculated, and now stand at, approximately, and taking into account the margin of error, 0.00000000000000000000 %.

Posted by: mega at December 31, 2008 6:25 PM

Happy New Year and may the abay new year leave a thumb tack in the chairs of all moonbats

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at December 31, 2008 6:55 PM

Posted by: nanc at December 31, 2008 7:03 PM

Good news: a bailout for tanking newspapers may be on the way

If you think liberals will let one of their primary tools of propaganda - newspapers - die, think again.

Posted by: Kristy at December 31, 2008 9:12 PM

Posted by: BURNING HOT at December 31, 2008 9:25 PM

Posted by: BURNING HOT at December 31, 2008 9:27 PM

'Bank on California' - California Banking Program For Illegal Aliens

California has launched a program for illegal aliens called Bank on California that would make the Matricula Consular acceptable at all banks and the program is being pushed with gusto by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

As many of you know banks across this country - Bank of America and Wells Fargo being the most notable - have been openly pushing credit cards and mortgages for illegal aliens for years.

Giving loans to illegal aliens was one of the major causes of the sub-prime mortgage crisis and it has been conveniently ignored by traditional news outlets.

Happy New Year, all.
This crisis ended up devastating millions of Americans by artificially driving up housing prices. And it devastated them more by having those same financial institutions beg and receive trillions of taxpayer dollars because these loans unsurprisingly defaulted.

Posted by: Mike at December 31, 2008 11:20 PM

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Posted by: Mike at January 1, 2009 2:18 AM

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See my post above. NO ONE can read your crap, nor do we want to. If you want to advertise your garbage on this site, PAY FOR IT.

Posted by: KHarn at January 1, 2009 6:30 AM

Posted by: Moonbat Smasher at January 1, 2009 9:31 AM

I decided to compose a list of my top 10 irritating liberals, not for any particular political reason (their politics sucking is a no-brainer) but just based on how annoying they are. Feel free to add your own.

10. Keith Olbermann - I am tempted to give Keith a higher score, because this smarmy jackass is almost unbearable. His transparent efforts to be the "liberal O'Reilly", combined with his forced gravitas and Sarah Palin glasses make watching him on TV only slightly more appealing than a stomach virus. While he seems to be doing ok (ratings-wise) with the sort that reads Huffington Post, I think he should have stuck with being a sportscaster.

Well, actually he sucked at that also.

9. Rod Blagojevich - Ethics aside, this guy is just annoying to look at. Where are his eyebrows? Really. Dude looks like he has a woolly caterpillar sewn atop his head.

8. Cynthia McKinney - Think we've heard the last from this barking moonbat since her laughable presidential campaign? Think again. Funny though, how her "Hamas Aid" boat was rammed. Poor thing, always a victim.

7. Al Franken - Is there anyone who even liked this guy on SNL? Again, politics aside, Al looks like a retarded offspring born of some genetic fusion between that guy in the Monkees (Mickey Dolenz) and Jethro Bodine (Max Baer Jr.). PS - Al, the 80's called and want those eyeglasses back.

6. Harry Reid - This guy would be dangerous if he weren't such an effete pantywaste. Separated at birth: Harry Reid, Granny Clampett

5. Joy Behar - The number one reason (of about 4) that "The View" is excruciating to watch. This haggard hen has the most annoying habit of talking over people, and sometimes reminds me of Bette Midler - if Bette Midler were a redhead, hydrocephalic and an overall irritant.

4. Nancy Pelosi - Where do I even begin. This bug-eyed blinker requires no description.

3. Bruce Springsteen - The "Boss" seems to be producing new material this year inspired by Bush-hate. That's fine Bruce, I don't listen to your shitty music anyway, but for all that's holy, look in a mirror. Shave. It should be quite apparent at your age that you will never grow a decent beard. It looks like you dipped your chin in honey then rolled around on a dog mat.

2. Rosie O'Donnell - We don't hear much out of Rosie anymore, and that's a good thing, but she still deserves a mention. I don't have much use for a picnic ham that blogs in retard-write.

1. Barack Obama - I am going to block all news channels from my TV for the next 4 years to avoid hearing this ass say "uhhhh" or "look" ten thousand times in a voice that can makes John Kerry sound comforting and warm. The media glurge will continue in a way that will, sooner or later, make even the Clintons seem appealing.

Posted by: TED at January 1, 2009 12:40 PM

Happy new year. Thanks for good reading through-out the year (Great site) Van Helsing.

Posted by: Thor at January 1, 2009 1:14 PM


Don't do drugs so don't insult me like that!


My cousin is in one of those tanks.


My cousin emailed me last week to wish me a happy new and they were moving out.

He said to me "We are on the move and I won't tell you where but you will figure it out".


Why don't you lay off the bottle.

Posted by: Watching at January 2, 2009 7:30 AM

2nd Peter chapter 3 verse 8,9,10. Reads about the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Reads: But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some say: Where is this Jesus? He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. But the day of the Lord will come like a thief (catch us by surprise).

Judgement day is called the (THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGEMENT) Revelation chapter 20 verses 12,13,14,15, it Reads:

And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. dearth and hadges gave up the dad that were in them, and each person was judged according to what he had done. Then death and hades were thorwn into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. If anyone's namw was not found written in the book fo likfe, he was the thrown into the lake fire.

Now is the time for salvation; yes God is keeping record on everything that we have done. but are sins can be watched away throught Jesus Christ he is the only way.

Study the Bible at ( are Blue letter Bible) type in any topic of scripture......example hell, salvation, love, the book of life, fornication,and so on.

Posted by: Tonya at January 2, 2009 6:41 PM

Yes The sea will give up the dead according to the bible and everyone else who have died will stand before God no matter what state their bodies were in here on earth.

I senerly hope that people will repent before it is to late because on judgement day there will be no excuses, God has been watching man and keeping record. But those that have done his will and have accepted Jesus Christ will have their sins forgiven.

Do you also no that every Idol word a man speaks will be counted in the judgement.

We Must believe on Jesus Christ and accepting him in are hearts then we can be saved, And then do the Father will that written is in the word of God.

Posted by: Tonya at January 2, 2009 6:50 PM