December 28, 2008
Posted by Van Helsing at December 28, 2008 11:05 AM
Someone should order one for Chris Mathews...
Posted by: Jaeson at December 28, 2008 11:23 AM
Are they union made?
Posted by: Henry at December 28, 2008 11:36 AM
Well, he IS a dick.
Posted by: single stack at December 28, 2008 11:59 AM
Posted by: Thor at December 28, 2008 1:26 PM
Fuck (with) Obama?!
Posted by: Marco at December 28, 2008 2:00 PM
It's looks like a grotesgue caricature of an Easter Island statue or a souvenir from a minstrel show.
Posted by: claw at December 28, 2008 2:03 PM
For those who just can't wait another month to start getting d*cked by our new president.
Posted by: Tuari at December 28, 2008 2:12 PM
is that what i think it is?
Posted by: nanc at December 28, 2008 2:19 PM
Posted by: mega at December 28, 2008 2:44 PM
For all the Obamabots that want Barry's head up their own ass.
Posted by: Two Dogs at December 28, 2008 3:57 PM
A friend forwarded this link...
“If Lisa Jackson runs the federal environmental agency the way she’s run the state agency, then a whole lot of Americans are going to face some unpleasant surprises. Ask Nick Scamuffa. Or Mandy Drummey. Both Scamuffa and Drummey live on large wooded lots in Hunterdon County. Like many rural residents who have lots of wood lying around, each decided to heat the house with a hydronic heating system. The system consists of a wood-burning furnace that sits out in the yard heating water that is pumped into the house through underground pipes… a Hunterdon County official… proceeded to tell him his heating system was illegal.
‘He basically said, ‘You need to shut it down,’ and that I had 30 days to respond to the county as to what my plans are for shutting it down,’ said Scamuffa. Scamuffa wasn’t happy. He’d spent more than $12,000 installing the system four years ago and had gotten all the necessary permits. He couldn’t figure out just what law he was breaking…”
Posted by: Mike at December 28, 2008 4:12 PM
Aren't those big buttocks stereotypical of black folk?
How racist!! Where can I get one?
Posted by: mother may I at December 28, 2008 4:18 PM
Especially when one considers that his administration will do the same to the country.
Posted by: Jack Bauer at December 28, 2008 4:24 PM
Uh, didn't this card get played already this year?
Posted by: fellowes at December 28, 2008 4:30 PM
Readers have so far responded favorably to the piece, with sales of the latest issue of Time nearly tripling that of an issue last month featuring a 36-page exposé that tore apart and vilified former candidate Hillary Clinton's health-care plan.
Posted by: Mike at December 28, 2008 4:49 PM
I would rather have a lump of coal that that rediculous thing AND WHAT NEXT A SET OF OBAMA SOAP TO WASH OUT HANDS WITH?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 28, 2008 7:15 PM
"AND WHAT NEXT A SET OF OBAMA SOAP TO WASH OUT HANDS WITH?"
No. It will be a little green plastic thing in the image of Obama that glows in the dark that you can hang on your rear view mirror.
Posted by: SnowSnake at December 28, 2008 8:09 PM
Must admit, I'm amazed that the Obamatrons (the "Yellow Shirts," of Obama's SA), haven't yet burned the factory to the ground, rounded up every retailer of these "items," and shipped them all off to re-education camps . . .
What's that? He's not yet the President? Oh, well, I reckon they can wait a few more days before beginning their pogrom. Damn, thought for sure he was already in office, the way he, his "people," and the current POTUS have been acting lately . . .
Posted by: jc14 at December 28, 2008 8:17 PM
That's gotta be a lampoon aimed at "Uncle Ben's Converted Rice" boxes...
Posted by: Toa at December 28, 2008 8:21 PM
One thing Caroline Kennedy would bring to Washington: A new, distinctive Kennedy verbal tic: She said "you know" 142 times in her Times interview.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at December 28, 2008 8:48 PM
Joel Stein at the LA Times nails it:
“But I’ve come to believe conservatives are right. They do love America more. Sure, we liberals claim that our love is deeper because we seek to improve the United States by pointing out its flaws. But calling your wife fat isn’t love. True love is the blind belief that your child is the smartest, cutest, most charming person in the world, one you would gladly die for. I’m more in ‘like’ with my country."
Posted by: BURNING HOT at December 28, 2008 8:50 PM
President-elect Obama stopped by the Marine Corps base in Hawaii Kaneche Bay where servicemen and -women were eating Christmas dinner in Kailua Thursday evening.
“Just wanted to say hi, hey guys,” Obama said as he walked into the Anderson dining hall which was decked out in Christmas decorations.
The diners represented seven military units -- Marine and Navy -- some of whom were joined by their families for Christmas dinner.
As Obama entered the room, it was absent of the regular fanfare of cheering and clapping. The diners were polite, staying seated at their respective tables and waited for the president-elect to come to them to stand up.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at December 28, 2008 8:52 PM
Posted by: nysuperdoodle at December 28, 2008 10:19 PM
Anybody else loving Israel pounding the hell out of those Hamas terrorist bastards? haha And yet, Hamas still keeps lobbing rockets into Israel... this "small detail" is left out by Al Jazeera and most of our MSM too.
Maybe this is the "test" Biden spoke of? Will Obama side with his blood and come out against the Jews/Israel or will he stick to the center and continue the USA support for Israel?
I've said for the last few years that WW3 is gonna be the war of the Muslims against everyone else. I hope I'm wrong but I would like to settle this stuff sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Cartman at December 29, 2008 1:02 AM
That is so revolting.
Posted by: Adam at December 29, 2008 5:16 AM
Uh, hmmm. The website looks real. At least it says MADE IN USA. $34.95? Bananas are cheaper. Geesh. This isnt all that suprising considering how many people are selling things with Obama on them (plates, coins, clothing, ect).
Posted by: Anonymous at December 29, 2008 5:51 AM
Ah, the glories of multiculturalism: Child Slavery Comes to America.
Posted by: V the K at December 29, 2008 6:06 AM
Yea, I saw a commercial this morning for those coins, Montel Williams was hawking them. Those were the ugliest ass coins I've ever seen. Not flattering to either Obama or George Washington.
As for the item above...I can't stand Obama but this is really disrespectful to the office of the presidency. Really. Some people have the most vulgar taste. And look at those teeth! It looks like a racist spoof. Are the manufacturers on his side I wonder?
Posted by: Karin at December 29, 2008 6:34 AM
In Castro's Cuba: Hard work and austerity, not government bailouts. Even the communists are less communist than the UAW.
Posted by: V the K at December 29, 2008 7:15 AM
If some liberal moonbat put obamas ugly head on a bird i,ll pick out their eyes SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 29, 2008 7:50 AM
Stupid idiots shoot bottle rockets at Israel and the responce they get is what those idiots deserve. HEY SPERWING.......SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!!!! Those who don't like it well to bad!!!
Posted by: Watching at December 29, 2008 9:10 AM
Didn't god say not to follow any false gods. They broke that one long ago. He also said not to create any idols to worship. That's one is dead too. I hope we get the Plauges.
Posted by: Big_Daddy at December 29, 2008 9:15 AM
Anon @ 5:51 am, I remember a little over a week or so, I was at a mall with friends, trying to find a Christmas gift for my mother. You know how in the middle of the mall walkways, they have booths or carts set up for selling t- shirts, toys, etc.? Well, I saw a booth in that mall that was loaded specifically with crappy Barack Obama merchandise! It almost mae me physically ill.
Posted by: Adam at December 29, 2008 10:50 AM
Obama is the first "Branded President". Its like a 2000 episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Its almost Nostradamas-like.
A: It's a brand new world, everything you wear.
(Camera zooms in on a row of sneakers on the floor)
A: The sneakers on your feet: branded
(Camera zooms in on a row of sneakers on the floor)
A: The hat on your head: branded.
(Camera zooms in on a row of sneakers on the floor)
A: How about the coffee you drink? All branded.
SG: It's time for me, and you, to learn a little bit about branding.
Moltar (M): Space Ghost, do you mean "branding" with a hot iron?
SG: Ha ha ha heh. No, Moltar, not that type of branding.
(Moltar's monitor says:)
HA HA HA HEH. NO MOLTAR
Z: Then tell us, Space Ghost, what's "branding"?
SG: Here, let me explain. Let's say you have a rowboat, a cow, and the big man.
Z: You mean Clarence Clemmons?
SG: Of course. Now, the cow wants to transport Clarence across the river. But remember, the cow is on fire, and Clarence has no hands or bucket, so he has to untilize his hooks, and the mighty power of his saxophone!
A: Space Ghost is talking about the three R's: Reliability, Ratings, and (Relivery, replaced by) Delivery. Let's start with R number one:
A: (multicolor text "RESEARCH" flies across screen, followed by various film clips) Based on our analysis of relative price value factors, subjective hosted product placement decisions versus generic yield acceptibility, our directly linked network programming identity and the investment in demographic icon synergisticality.
SG: (pops his head in) It's that simple, and that hard.
A: Let's look at R number two: (multicolor text "POWER" flies across screen)
SG: What's the real power of me?
A: Space Ghost is talking about the Feature Benefit Model (subtitle: FEATURE BENEFIT MODEL)
SG: Remember, 'power' is not a dirty word.
A: In a moment, we'll take a closer look at Space Ghost as a Feature Benefit Model (subtitle: FEATURE BENEFIT MODEL)
SG: (looking at his image in the studio monitor) I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 29, 2008 10:59 AM
How long before they come out with a OBAMA BREAKFAST CEREAL with little obama heads made from wheat and little mashmallow obama logos
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 29, 2008 12:47 PM
It's already been done...
Posted by: hiram at December 29, 2008 2:58 PM
POUND THEM INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! Hamas doesn't want peace they broke the cease fire. The time has come to settle the score with the Arabs...even the moderate ones who turn a blind eye to the radical Arabs. Blast their asses to kingdom come. That's my opinion and if you don't like it GET OVER IT! GO ISRAEL! Don't screw it up this time by listening to the world community don't stop until the job is DONE!
Posted by: Watching at December 29, 2008 3:18 PM
Happy New tear to all. Stay home if you drink and G-D bless our military may they return victorous and safe.
Posted by: Watching at December 29, 2008 3:26 PM
I meant year.......oooooops
Posted by: Watching at December 29, 2008 3:27 PM
hamas blasts a few ill-aimed rockets into,well they dont really know where they'll land, but they do manage to kill two palastine girls.
Israel shows what an ARMY can do against a rag -tag group that hides in civilian areas and the msm wants us to feel bad about the "lopsided" battle.
Hell, I say its just a good start.
There is no collateral damage when they hide in populated areas.
The Jews should "go roman" on em!
Posted by: czuch at December 29, 2008 4:08 PM
dino, I know you have one of these
Posted by: czuch at December 29, 2008 4:11 PM
when does the cock ring go on sale?
Posted by: squeaky clean at December 29, 2008 4:15 PM
Yea I saw the leftist NBC news last night and all they were showing thousands of ARABS protesting in the sreets of Gaza. My question is this, why are the moderate ARABS not out in the streets by the thousands protesting the extremist that are provoking the Israeli Army and her citizens. Poor, poor chicken shit Hamas shooting katusha bottle rockets at Israel and then hidding behind the stupid dumbasses that elected them(Hamas) to power. These people deserve what they get. Israel is already massing tanks on the Gaza border poised for invasion. This time they should tell the world to FUCK OFF and mind their own business. Remember that Hanmas broke the 6 month cease fire. I pray that Israel does it right this time.....DESTROY HAMAS! If we are lucky maybe those fucked up Iranians will be drawn into this. They have a lot of pay back coming to them. The time has come to settle the score with those who want Israel wiped off the map.
Posted by: Watching at December 30, 2008 7:49 AM
"I would rather have a lump of coal that that rediculous thing AND WHAT NEXT A SET OF OBAMA SOAP TO WASH OUT HANDS WITH?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December"
See today's post for soap; hahahahahaha, be careful what you wish for. Almost makes me want to sell some Obama snake oil, cash in on the moonbats' admiration.
Posted by: WEHRMEISTER at December 30, 2008 9:33 AM