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December 18, 2008
Ikea Accused of Oppressing Reindeer
Moonbats had better think twice before sitting on furniture from Ikea, which stands accused of oppressing reindeer by selling salami made from their meat.
It is alleged that reindeer ranching causes the animals "mental and physical stress." Worse still, the animal welfare group Viva! claims that many reindeer are never allowed to frolic in the snow. Viva! demands that Ikea stop selling the salami in its Swedish food halls.
Presumably it will be replaced with delicious tofu salami, so that no mental or physical stress is involved, except to people trying to eat it.
On a tip from Rick L.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 18, 2008 11:04 AM
Comments
Dolphin sandwiches sound realy good right now and how about prongh orn suasage
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 18, 2008 12:20 PM
I wouldnt eat Rudolf meat. Its likely the glowing nose is caused by exposure to radioactive waste dumped in the Artic Ocean by the Russians.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 18, 2008 1:02 PM
i imagine the taste of reindeer is probably akin to elk - which makes great jerky.
as for frolicking in the snow, you can pretty much walk up on an elk and plug it from point blank range.
cows with racks - that's all they are.
Posted by: nanc at December 18, 2008 1:37 PM
I live out in the sticks but I have yet to see reindeer frolicking in snow.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 18, 2008 1:50 PM
IN my freezer: 8# of deer sirlion, 5# of deer tenderlion, 3# of deer sausage, and various cuts of meat for stewing (3 to 4 lbs). What's for dinner tonight? Oh! Lets not forget the terriyaki jerky in the meat keeper for the before meal snack!
Better pick up some charcole and hickory chips on the way home.
Posted by: Watching at December 18, 2008 1:54 PM
Reindeer are heterosexual, therefore they do not frolic.
Posted by: Kristy at December 18, 2008 2:05 PM
"It is alleged that reindeer ranching causes the animals "mental and physical stress."
well, duh
Posted by: blue at December 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Mmmm... tasty, delicious mental and physical stress...
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at December 18, 2008 3:49 PM
I have never eaten reindeer meat, but NOW THAT THEY MENTION IT, I think I should eat some before passing judgement on this.
Thanks for telling me about this, animal lovers!
Posted by: KHarn at December 18, 2008 6:02 PM
I highly recommend buffalo meat. YUMMY!
Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 18, 2008 7:22 PM
I ate Rudolph's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Thththththththt!
:-)
Posted by: Mike at December 18, 2008 7:23 PM
I saw this funny christmas card a few years ago it said Q. what song dose santa sing to make his raindeer behave? a. My balogna has a first name its COMET my balogna has a senond name its
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 18, 2008 8:00 PM
Full credit to Kristy! /g
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 18, 2008 8:14 PM
I ate Rudolph's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Hahahaha .. Good call.
Posted by: mandible claw at December 18, 2008 8:49 PM
I just checked the Ikea website... apparently, they don't sell reindeer meat online. Dang, that was going to make a great snack while Christmas dinner was being prepared.
Posted by: PabloD at December 18, 2008 10:23 PM
I havnt had veneson in a long time and then theres also rabbit as well
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 19, 2008 7:56 AM
Hey TED NUGENT has written a cookbook KILL IT AND GRILL IT
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 19, 2008 7:57 AM
spurwing - bald eagles and owls eat bunnies so i assume it's a-ok to eat all three!
Posted by: nanc at December 19, 2008 8:02 AM
POODLES AND NOODLES,SMEAR OF DEER,SWIRL OF SQURREL, But being a shorebird i like picking DELILEAVLES FLOWER LOVING FLIES off the grills of cars
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 19, 2008 3:15 PM
