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December 29, 2008
Dope on a Rope
Only Obamunism could produce soap guaranteed to make you feel dirtier.

From the product description:
What we've all been waiting for — a little hope, and Barack's the man for the job. We made him purple, because we here at dugshop feel that he's a true uniter, there are no red or blue states, we're all purple.
You see, we're all united now.
Moonbats will be excited to learn that the soap is "vegan friendly," and that some of the profits go to the Carter Center, founded by Obama's malignant prototype.
On a tip from J.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 29, 2008 9:11 AM
Comments
I thought at first it was supposed to be Prince Charles.
Posted by: avalon at December 29, 2008 9:57 AM
What the hell is that ugly thing doing on my computer screen? The Carter Center....that's why the big horse teeth on the soap.
Posted by: Karin at December 29, 2008 9:58 AM
That looks like the face on the demonic "HAPPY TOYZ" truck from MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE - that cheesy 80s Stephen King movie with Emilio Esteves.
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/mo/mo_shot5l.jpg
Posted by: Name at December 29, 2008 10:52 AM
Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Obamunist...but this is capitalism! At it's most tasteless, I'll grant you, but even liberals get bitten by the entrepreneurial bug when it's this easy to fleece the hypnotized hoards out of a few bucks.
Posted by: matt at December 29, 2008 11:20 AM
Purple? Looks like a light shade of blue to me. Maybe like Crayola's "cornflower" or "periwinkle".
Posted by: Bigfoot at December 29, 2008 12:19 PM
Eeeuuuwww slime glop soap what next in this market of seedy flakie christmas presents i mean its its awful alouth on the bright side you can wash him away
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 29, 2008 12:21 PM
just the thing to use after you get violated with the sex toy.
Posted by: scaramouche at December 29, 2008 12:46 PM
matt at December 29, 2008 11:20 AM
Thanks MATT, I feel better now.
"Capitalism"? For SHAME, Liberals! (shakes finger at website)
Posted by: KHarn at December 29, 2008 2:36 PM
periwinkle. definitely periwinkle.
i wouldn't wash our dogs' behinds with that!
Posted by: nanc at December 29, 2008 3:30 PM
Looks like a cross between Boris Karloff and Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: claw at December 29, 2008 3:48 PM
it appears it IS designed to wash ur dog's butt
just like the original
Posted by: squeaky clean at December 29, 2008 4:06 PM
Look on the bright side: maybe this will inspire those nasty hippies to take a shower once in awhile.
Posted by: Kristy at December 29, 2008 4:10 PM
Just when you think the cringing adulation can't get any worse...creepy soap. Yikes.
Posted by: comet at December 29, 2008 4:19 PM
What does the package say? Dope on a rope?
Posted by: rick at December 29, 2008 4:53 PM
we're all purple.Dunno about anybody else, but I'm turning purple, trying to keep from busting out laughing.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 29, 2008 5:03 PM
I thought a pimp wore a hat with a purple hat band.
Posted by: bill-tb at December 29, 2008 5:34 PM
The rope should be orange to complete the african-american fashion statement.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 29, 2008 6:00 PM
DING,DONG AVON CALLING WE HAVE DOPE ON A ROPE FOR LIBERAL MOONBAT DOPES
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 29, 2008 7:00 PM
hope on a dope on a rope = NOPE!
Posted by: nanc at December 29, 2008 9:42 PM
A true uniter, who 48% of the voting public voted against.
Posted by: Jaeson at December 29, 2008 9:50 PM
We made him purple, because we here at dugshop feel that he's a true uniter
Yeah. Except that he united the blue of the Democrats with the red of socialism, not the red of American conservatism.
Posted by: mandible claw at December 29, 2008 9:50 PM
Herein lies both Obama's greatest asset and biggest problem. In the past six months, it has become patently clear people see in him whatever they want to see..
People come to Obama with extraordinary amounts of baggage and dump it at his door. For the most part their responses to him tell you far more about them than they do about him.
Etc.
http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/07/21/10495
Posted by: mandible claw at December 29, 2008 9:54 PM
WHAT NEXT A SET OF OBAMA SOAP TO WASH OUT HANDS WITH?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 28, 2008 7:15 PM
^^ Posted three threads down the page in the Obama sex toy comments.
Creepy!
Posted by: mandible claw at December 29, 2008 10:39 PM
It doesn't look like Obama...
Posted by: conservativeteen at December 29, 2008 11:36 PM
So, are moonbats supposed to use this soap to wash up after using this:
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/12/open_thread_128.html#comments
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at December 29, 2008 11:39 PM
Rope-a-dope.
Wait, Obama head at the end of a rope? Is that racist? As in implying Obama is being lynched?
Posted by: Name at December 30, 2008 6:36 AM
There used to be a hand soap for kids called FUZZY WUZZY it was shaped like a animal kids could place it on a stand it would grow hair then kids would wash their hands and their wat a little toy surprise in the soap. All is inside this soap is ateenie weenie brain which most liberals have
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at December 30, 2008 12:57 PM
I wonder how much money Obama is making of this merchandise? Does he have to pay taxes on the royaltise? Does that soap leave a rash? I don't think I would want to wash myself with that soap....it might chafe my NERTS. Know what I mean?
They ought to come out with Obama vasaline. I bet it would be extra greasy.....slick just like him.
Posted by: Watching at December 30, 2008 3:25 PM

